What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-26 12:08am

No!

I call dibs on Australia. Thats if R'yleh is unavailable.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-26 12:08am

Zaia wrote:May I have Australia, please?

Yes, since you asked so nicely.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 12:09am

weemadando wrote:No!

I call dibs on Australia. Thats if R'yleh is unavailable.

But I asked first.

I asked, for that matter.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-26 12:16am

Alex Moon wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Same here.

You won't be laughing when your ass is kicked six ways to Sunday by the thermo-nuculer armed forces of Neo-France.
*blink*
*blink*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Keep in mind this will be after the Great Reconstruction...

And after I steal the US armed forces.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-26 12:18am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Same here.

You won't be laughing when your ass is kicked six ways to Sunday by the thermo-nuculer armed forces of Neo-France.
*blink*
*blink*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Keep in mind this will be after the Great Reconstruction...

And after I steal the US armed forces.

How are you going to steal them. We're talking the French! People who've become genetically prone to surrendering to anyone with a gun, or a thick German accent

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-26 12:20am

Zaia wrote:
weemadando wrote:No!

I call dibs on Australia. Thats if R'yleh is unavailable.
But I asked first.

I asked, for that matter. :P

Damn.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 12:21am

I call dibs on the following countries:
China
Saudia Arabia (oil)
Australia
New Zealand (hey, it's MY homeland.

It's a great place to live too.)
The Bahamas.

Plus I create a massive network of satellite mounted particle cannons in orbit (a'la C&C

)
The satellites' particle cannons can vaporize a single person on the surface without harming anyone else, or it can effectively BDZ a continent.

The satellites can also destroy extremely fast moving missiles, and have fast recharge times, even one capable of defending my countries from missile attacks.
I then create a massive cloning program and clone myself an army of soldiers, equipped with the latest hand held laser weapons and armor.
I build massive fleets of carriers and missile cruisers, and create a new military space program aimed at creating a military base on the moon and mars.
Once I have fully secured my countries with a full standing miitary forces, I order a spacecraft called the 'Enigma Destroyer' built.
It's small, but extremely fast in both atmosphere and space, and has enough full onboard for 2 round trips to mars. It"s powered by fusion reactors and carries a larger version of the satellite particle cannon.
It will be used as my personal shuttle between Earth, the moon and mars.
Then colony ships launch from my secret base and terraform mars, and I move all my assets there where you guys cant hurt me.

I drag the satellite's along and place them in orbit to protect against long ranged missile attacks, and begin huge research and technology programs. I have successfully created my own planetary empire.
Within a matter of decades, my empire has achieved unparrelled technological, industrial, and military achievements.
With my massively powerful fleet, I launch an attack against Earht and wrest it from you guys' control.

(The following is just fiction and any resemblance to real life conspiracies is purely coincidental, RIGHT?

)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-26 12:21am

People can be forced.

Guns can force people.

Look, this is all for fun, okay. Just let me have my little Neo-France Empire.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 12:22am

You can have your French wussies! Just make sure that they all buy garden gnomes and put them on their front yard in a convienient place for spying...

Now is the time for the revolution! The gnomes will strike an they will strike with great, albiet dimunitive fury. Have you ever seen a gnome in action? It's unlike anything you've ever experienced before. I warn thee denizens of SD.Net, either stand with the armies of the ornaments, or be washed aside like so much cut grass. Fear the gnome. Fear Darth Garden Gnome...

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-26 12:22am

weemadando wrote:
Zaia wrote:
weemadando wrote:No!

I call dibs on Australia. Thats if R'yleh is unavailable.
But I asked first.

I asked, for that matter.
Damn.

Why don't you two share?

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-26 12:22am

Zaia wrote:
weemadando wrote:No!

I call dibs on Australia. Thats if R'yleh is unavailable.
But I asked first.

I asked, for that matter.

I see someone's parents taught them to be a polite young lady, by the way.

So Ando, honestly, what's she REALLY like?

Neko001 · Post by **Neko001** » 2003-02-26 12:22am

Dibs on Argentina.
I'd reform the army, and sell you people hi-quality meat and food at real high prices.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 12:23am

Captain tycho wrote:I call dibs on the following countries:
China
Saudia Arabia (oil)
Australia
New Zealand (hey, it's MY homeland. It's a great place to live too.)
The Bahamas.

Sorry, it's already mine. I asked for it, unlike everyone else in this thread. Didn't your mommies and daddies ever teach you guys to ask for things politely? Sheesh...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 12:23am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:People can be forced.

Guns can force people.

Look, this is all for fun, okay. Just let me have my little Neo-France Empire.

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See above post for my description of my empire, ground pounders.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-26 12:23am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:People can be forced.

Guns can force people.

Look, this is all for fun, okay. Just let me have my little Neo-France Empire.

*Sigh* Okay I guess...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 12:24am

Zaia wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:I call dibs on the following countries:
China
Saudia Arabia (oil)
Australia
New Zealand (hey, it's MY homeland. It's a great place to live too.)
The Bahamas.
Sorry, it's already mine. I asked for it, unlike everyone else in this thread. Didn't your mommies and daddies ever teach you guys to ask for things politely? Sheesh...

Then I send in my laser-gun equipped super clones bred on mars and take it.

Then I crush the rest of you.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-26 12:25am

Don't care. I have France.

And my first act will be a nuclear strike on Quebec.

Take that, you fucking psuedo-Frogs!!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-02-26 12:27am

Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd hid out in Russia building my Enhanced Radiation Warfare tanks, then attempt to kill you all and enslave the planet in subterranean caves where they must work or die.

No, I'll hide out in Russia. You find yourself another hiding place.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 12:28am

Ok, new plan. I still get Canada, but I rename it...Gnomesia....or Gnomania, or Gnomada, or something. That way I'm not actually taking Canada. I'm taking Gnomesia. So I still win...

Take that Vancouver! Your pussy little hockey team is CRAP to the Red Wings! Beat us will they....

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-26 12:28am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Don't care. I have France.

And my first act will be a nuclear strike on Quebec.

Take that, you fucking psuedo-Frogs!!

Just for that, as ruler of the New Japanese Empire, I won't order an extra episode of Evangelion made, in which we find out the whole series was one long bad acid trip Gendo had in college.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 12:28am

Captain tycho wrote:Then I send in my laser-gun equipped super clones bred on mars and take it.
Then I crush the rest of you.

No, I'm sorry, it's not going to work that way. I asked for it, I was told I could have it, and since you didn't have the decency to ASK but only DEMANDED, I assure you that I will be the one holding the ownership papers to Australia after I've smoked your puny gun-toting brainless hatfucking clones with my own *mew* army of mass-destruction.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 12:30am

Alex Moon wrote:
Zaia wrote:But I asked first.
I asked, for that matter.
I see someone's parents taught them to be a polite young lady, by the way.
So Ando, honestly, what's she REALLY like?

Yes, Ando. What am I really like?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-26 12:30am

I call dibs on Deutschland and Great Brittain

You guys already know how I would run a government. mass funding to education, and healthcare. with a well funded police force and survelence(sp) systems in major public areas(ie parking lots)

No vote buying. It will be illegal for a company to buy a senator for instance

Equal civil rights for EVERYONE, and i will do away with the double standard in the current system...Basically a liberal paradise without the corruption

I will figure out a way to do it.

Oh and just fo shep... Gun control laws will be...non-existent, save for mandatory gun safety classes for everyone in the household when a gun is purchased.

Oh and my military...Well you know how Switzerland works

(hence the gun education)

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-02-26 12:34am

Neko001 wrote:Dibs on Argentina.
I'd reform the army, and sell you people hi-quality meat and food at real high prices.

Pah to you and your foolish little "nation" of "Argentina", correctly known as the temporarily evacuated provinces of South Brazil. You have 24 hours to evacuate Buenos Aires before His Imperial Majesty, Mateo I of the Second Empire of Brazil, arrives to oversee the cornerstone ceremony of his new Summer Palace. The citizens of the former city of Buenos Aires, henceforth known as Cidade De Mateo, will be conducted to reeducation camps in the Amazon immediately, to purge harmful and destructive anti-Imperial propaganda fed to them by the criminal non-government of "Argentina". All hail the Second Empire of Brazil, and its beloved father, the Emperor Mateo I.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 12:34am

In fact, I get Colorado too. Take thet Avalanche! I WILL dismantle the NHL to the point where no team will dare stand in the warpath of the Red Wings. As a bonus the Wings get bladed sticks, and infinate "get out of the penalty box free" cards. Hehehe, it'll be hockey v2.0

You know you like it, the Red Wings will crush any opposition.