Janeway vs. Jabba

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-02-26 12:42am

I think I remeber a Janeway pic fitting the occasion (courtesy of Es Arkaje on SB), but when I try to locate it, my self-preservation instict starts to kick in.

Wait, is that it?
*opens file*

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*drops dead*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-02-26 12:44am

Maybe I should have a chapter of Starcrossed with Janeway and Jabba...I can be quite decriptive....

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-26 01:10am

Stravo wrote:Maybe I should have a chapter of Starcrossed with Janeway and Jabba...I can be quite decriptive....

New York City: check

Frank Fontaine: check

WMD: check

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 01:23am

Stravo wrote:Maybe I should have a chapter of Starcrossed with Janeway and Jabba...I can be quite decriptive....

And then you would have to die.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:38am

neoolong wrote:
Stravo wrote:Maybe I should have a chapter of Starcrossed with Janeway and Jabba...I can be quite decriptive....
And then you would have to die.

Thy lordeth POKEth shalleth smiteh thee frometh thy Earthlyeth realmeth as a gianteth mighteth smiteth a buggeth on his asseth.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-26 01:55am

darthdavid wrote:Ohhh jabba, your so filling and manly and, oh... OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Let me get a taste...

lmao, that's brilliant.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-02-26 09:43pm

Stravo wrote:Maybe I should have a chapter of Starcrossed with Janeway and Jabba...I can be quite decriptive....

Now I run into a moral dilema...kill Stravo and save myself for the horror that is Janeway on Jabba action....which in case means I then no longer get my daily dose of StarCrossed.

OR

I can just suck it up, skip that section of the story, and continue in my reading of a great fanific..

Decisions decisions...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-26 09:48pm

Suck it up...or think he's merely writing about very oily Jell-o

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-26 11:37pm

This is disturbing. To have such a horrid scene in StarCrossed...well, at least if Stravo does it, he'll have to surrender what's left of his brain.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-02-27 12:17am

So I guess the Ewok gangbang I was planning for in Chapter 45: Love and Furballs is out eh??

Hmmm....and do you think the subplot I was planning with Thrawn and Kahn finally succumbing to the homoertoic tension between the two that just happens to occur when a canister of Crisco bounces open in a battle would be a bad idea.....

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-02-27 03:42am

Janeway vs Jabba where Jabba gulps her down and dies three days lateer from food poisoning

The End

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-27 12:28pm

Stravo wrote: Hmmm....and do you think the subplot I was planning with Thrawn and Kahn finally succumbing to the homoertoic tension between the two that just happens to occur when a canister of Crisco bounces open in a battle would be a bad idea.....

I'll give you a dollar if you put that in. It's a great idea. "For lust's sake, I thrust my last jab in thee!" or, "I took it artisticly, did I not?"

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-02-27 05:05pm

This is some weird mama-jama. I keep picturing Silascious Crumb hanging around the background, watching and doing his maniacal laugh.