What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-26 12:48am

Zaia wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Zaia wrote:But I asked first.
I asked, for that matter. :P
I see someone's parents taught them to be a polite young lady, by the way.
So Ando, honestly, what's she REALLY like?
Yes, Ando. What am I really like? :D :D :D

EVERYONE DOWN! SHE'S GOT A LOADED QUESTION!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-02-26 12:49am

Andorra is mine.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 12:50am

weemadando wrote:
Zaia wrote:Yes, Ando. What am I really like?
EVERYONE DOWN! SHE'S GOT A LOADED QUESTION!

.....Well? *adjusts halo* Aren't you going to answer the man?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-26 01:07am

*dives for cover*

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-02-26 01:08am

*Innocently wanders in....sees Zaia's remark* "MOTHER OF FUCK!!" *Dives head first out*

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:08am

Zaia wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Then I send in my laser-gun equipped super clones bred on mars and take it.
Then I crush the rest of you.
No, I'm sorry, it's not going to work that way. I asked for it, I was told I could have it, and since you didn't have the decency to ASK but only DEMANDED, I assure you that I will be the one holding the ownership papers to Australia after I've smoked your puny gun-toting brainless hatfucking clones with my own *mew* army of mass-destruction.

Then I launch swarms of aforementioned particle cannon equipped fighters and BDZ the fucking planet.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-26 01:08am

I want to be appointed Commander of the Navy. I will sail the Dark Guard Fleet to new horizons, to squash disputes among the third world No0bs

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-26 01:10am

fgalkin wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd hid out in Russia building my Enhanced Radiation Warfare tanks, then attempt to kill you all and enslave the planet in subterranean caves where they must work or die.
No, I'll hide out in Russia. You find yourself another hiding place.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Fine, I'm taking The PRC and all lands that nation claimes, Taiwan, the koreas, parts of Siberia, Thailand ect...

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-02-26 01:11am

Just give me a nice quiet spot in the world, preferably on the shore...hmmm...let's say Hawaaii, so I can write to my heart's content. If anyone needs good propaganda for his nation or cause, I'd be the man.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-26 01:13am

You can write the tale of me. As I valiantly sailed the oceans to crush a small rebel uprising to dethrown Lord Wong. All hail Wong! For the Honour!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 01:15am

Stravo wrote:*Innocently wanders in....sees Zaia's remark* "MOTHER OF FUCK!!" *Dives head first out*

LOL

It's ok, D.W. & Stravo--Ando ran away. He couldn't handle it, so he took off. You can come out of hiding now; it's safe. I think.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:15am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:You can write the tale of me. As I valiantly sailed the oceans to crush a small rebel uprising to dethrown Lord Wong. All hail Wong! For the Honour!

No no no! Hail GNOMES! I thought everyone thought gnomes were just teh cutest things ever. How can you not bow down and obey cute little-razor blade wielding-gnomes? I think the "cute" angle must be out this year...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-02-26 01:16am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
fgalkin wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd hid out in Russia building my Enhanced Radiation Warfare tanks, then attempt to kill you all and enslave the planet in subterranean caves where they must work or die.
No, I'll hide out in Russia. You find yourself another hiding place.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Fine, I'm taking The PRC and all lands that nation claimes, Taiwan, the koreas, parts of Siberia, Thailand ect...

Fool, you shall be forced to watch as the mighty Russian Empire takes over most of Asia.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-26 01:16am

Hush you dollar tree lawn ornament. Before I turn the 'BIG' guns on you.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 01:18am

RedImperator wrote:I call Brazil. Oh, and if Neolong thinks he's getting all the hot women, he can taste the cleansing atomic fire. The bronze Copacabana hotties are MINE, biznatch.

And who controls the most powerful nuclear weapons in the world? Oh yeah, me.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:19am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Hush you dollar tree lawn ornament. Before I turn the 'BIG' guns on you.

"Dollar Tree?" What does that even mean! I am offended sir!

*straps into hanglider* You do NOT want to mess with a HANG GLIDER with RAZOR BLADES.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:21am

Fools. Watch as your pathetic world is crushed by my super powerful space fleets, super weapons, clone soldiers, all of which use technology that makes you guys look like apes.

I got my Mars empire, so I could just bombard your planet with anitmatter warheads until it's nothing more than a few pieces of molten rock, slowly cooling in space....

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:22am

neoolong wrote:
RedImperator wrote:I call Brazil. Oh, and if Neolong thinks he's getting all the hot women, he can taste the cleansing atomic fire. The bronze Copacabana hotties are MINE, biznatch.
And who controls the most powerful nuclear weapons in the world? Oh yeah, me.

Too bad. I got DS scale particle beams.

Neko001 · Post by **Neko001** » 2003-02-26 01:22am

In case my post didn't come through, I call Argentina.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-26 01:25am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Hush you dollar tree lawn ornament. Before I turn the 'BIG' guns on you.
"Dollar Tree?" What does that even mean! I am offended sir!

*straps into hanglider* You do NOT want to mess with a HANG GLIDER with RAZOR BLADES.

I'm in a fucking battleship. Fine.

Launch some fighters to swat this gnat in the name of Wong.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:30am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:I'm in a fucking battleship. Fine.

Launch some fighters to swat this gnat in the name of Wong.

You think you can mess with HANG GLIDERS with RAZOR BLADES? You are dearly mistaken. I've seen them in action, if it were not for my restraint, the entire east coast would be bowing at my heels! The only reason I spare you living creatures is to mereley study your primitive way of life. Such a delicate ecosystem would be smashed by planet-wide domination, so I lie in wait.

Plus might I add: *points behind him to a group of men dressed in white. On their shirts is a red tire with wings. They wield viscous looking hockey sticks, the end replaced with a razor blade. They are an unstoppable force of nature*

*They cheer as one* This year the Stanley Cup! Next year, the world!!!

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-26 01:38am

And your a fucking hockey fan on top of all else. God damn. All personell, man your battlestations. Prepare to fire the really big fucking guns on this ass.

p.s. The only thing your razor blades can do is give me a closer shave. now piss off before i unleash the gillette squadron.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 01:40am

As long as I have my rocket car, my billions of dollars, and hordes of females, I'm cool.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-02-26 01:40am

*quietly gets dibs on Cuba, and sits on the beach with a fiery Latina, who showers him with fine cuban cigars and coconuts full of rum, all the while getting comfortable together to watch the fireworks of the others fighting*

Maria: "¿Hacer amor, en vez de guerra?"

Drewcifer: "Sí, mi querido."

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:42am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:And your a fucking hockey fan on top of all else. God damn. All personell, man your battlestations. Prepare to fire the really big fucking guns on this ass.

I don't recall giant guns ever killing teh Red Wings. Hell even the Avalanche proved useless against there will. All modern military hardware is worse than useless once the Wings go on a roll.

And yes, I'm a freakishly over-zealous hockey nut. And I like it that way too!