"Meat" and "Animals Hate PETA"

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-26 01:27am

Nothing like a slab of some dead animal to fill the gut people. Salad?!? Salad is nothing more than a collection of exotic grasses. What do I look like, a rabbit?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 01:41am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Nothing like a slab of some dead animal to fill the gut people. Salad?!? Salad is nothing more than a collection of exotic grasses. What do I look like, a rabbit?

Salad is what you give to food.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-26 05:09am

Salad is food for food, I like that idea.

Now I shall go eat a hamburger

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-26 10:16am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Anyway, if you don't want your kids to be animal rights wackos, don't take them to movies starring talking animals. Then they'll start to feel sorry for them, and not eat meat products.

What??? "Babe The Gallant Pig" was a MOVIE?? I thought it was a 90-minute recruitment advertisement for the Vegetarian Inquisition!

As a side note, why isn't PETA a member organization of World Domination LLC??

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-26 10:27am

On with the Meats!

http://www.diamond88.com/

a place that sells Buffalo Meat.

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-26 01:45pm

Elephant: The Other Other Other Other Other White Meat

I couldn't survive without my dead animal protein.

Did you know that the average veggie has five pounds of undigested vegetal matter in their gut?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-26 06:08pm

Shark stakes are very good, now if it just wasn't such fucking bitch to gut and skin those toothsome bastards.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-27 12:55am

Magical

Edible

And

Tasty too!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-27 01:03am

Shì. Wôhén xîhuàn chì ròu. (The grammar here may be a bit off, though)

Translation: Yes. I like eating meat a lot.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-27 07:59am

Has anyone here had Kobe Beef? oohhhhh yeah

get this, the cows get daily massages and I mean high quality massager-ating. THey are also fed a good quantity of beer every day. The result.....Well...lets just say that if there was a god and he had a grill...he couldn't even come close to this.

Mmmmm $40 steeeaaaak...

Death from the Sea · Post by **Death from the Sea** » 2003-02-27 04:12pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:Let's do appetites around the world a favor and talk about the worlds most perfect food, Meat!
Today for dinner I had a couple pork chops with homemade gravy made from the various greases and juices. They were incredibly tasty and were cooked perfectly. Tender but not too tender, and easy to chew with mouth savoring goodness.
I plan on having a steak later this morning along with some eggs. maybe i'll get some biscuits with sausage gravy and/or some bacon to complement it.
There's a waffle I really like to order that I might have considered if it weren't for steak. I've only seen it @ Ruby's Diner but it's called a Bacon Waffle. Basically they cook the Bacon into the waffle then you get to smother it with syrup. Its great, get a side order of bacon with that.
by the way, a good pizza to order is your favorite pizza places all meat version. Because then you get the taastiest versions of Pig and Cow. Some places will have Shrimp and Chicken for your pizzas but those should be saved for more gourmet versions of the pizza.
We live in a world full of fucking idiots, whiny bastards, and assholes such as myself. But that doesn't mean we have to put up with them!
Speaking of Bambi, I was thinking that a good cut of venison sounded rather tasty. Deer meat is incredibly healthy with all of the good meat taste and almost none of the bad stuff. In fact, patients with bad hearts can have venison but no other meat.

What also sounds tasty today: Mutton, Veal, Buffalo Wings, Kangaroo Jerky.

The pork chops sound great, steak for breakfast??? ok why not!!! BACON-WAFFLES are the best, I absolutely love'em.
Venison is what is on the menu for dinner tonight at my place, so carry on.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-27 04:15pm

Death from the Sea wrote:The pork chops sound great, steak for breakfast??? ok why not!!! BACON-WAFFLES are the best, I absolutely love'em.
Venison is what is on the menu for dinner tonight at my place, so carry on.

No. You have to be like Homer Simpson for breakfast. You take a stick of butter, wrap it in bacon and then waffles made from syrup.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-28 08:00am

Death from the Sea wrote:steak for breakfast???

Do they not have Steak and Eggs where you live? Steak and Eggs is the most perfect breakfast inthe world when combined with Flapjacks. and yes you have to calle them flapjacks because "pancakes are for pussies"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-28 08:08am

I do Egg & Eggs

I can't handle Pork or Beef, but have no problem with Pultry.

Also I am very fond of Turkey Bacon

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-28 10:15am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I do Egg & Eggs

Egg & eggs?? Isn't that a redundancy??

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-28 12:16pm

No, because its Egg and Eggs. Egg and Egg or Eggs and Eggs are redundancies

tasty ham for breakfast today.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-28 12:29pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:No, because its Egg and Eggs. Egg and Egg or Eggs and Eggs are redundancies

Ah... reminds me of that spam sketch on Monthy Python. "I'll have Egg, bacon and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam!! With extra spam!!"

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-02-28 07:32pm

"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"

^^^
Bad British Accent...

BTW, I just got done eating one of those evil Chicken Sandwiches made by the SchutzStaffel themselves, Chick-Fil-A.

Man, I love moking PETA...

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-28 07:51pm

How about sushi? That stuff rocks...

And I've had smoked salmon pizza. That rocked, also.

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