What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

Tragic · Post by **Tragic** » 2003-02-26 01:42am

Wouldn't it Be better if we all worked together and ruled the world. not just everyone having a different nation as it is now. Or we can split up the world evenly. and have some kind of senate were we all come and pass outragous laws that only benefit us.

Anyone have any ideas on Laws we can vote on?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:42am

*decides to cut the bullshit and blow the fucking shit out of Earth via. antimatter warhead swarms.

*
Buh bye!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:44am

Captain tycho wrote:*decides to cut the bullshit and blow the fucking shit out of Earth via. antimatter warhead swarms. *
Buh bye!

*The Red Wings laugh at the futility of Tycho's assualt* Carolina put up a tougher fight than you! And what was there standing? 4-1 Wings! Sooooo

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 01:45am

Tragic wrote:Wouldn't it Be better if we all worked together and ruled the world. not just everyone having a different nation as it is now. Or we can split up the world evenly. and have some kind of senate were we all come and pass outragous laws that only benefit us.

Anyone have any ideas on Laws we can vote on?

Wong's laws on sex.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:47am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:*decides to cut the bullshit and blow the fucking shit out of Earth via. antimatter warhead swarms. *
Buh bye!
*The Red Wings laugh at the futility of Tycho's assualt* Carolina put up a tougher fight than you! And what was there standing? 4-1 Wings! Sooooo

Don't make me invoke the power of thy master POKE....

Ontario kicks the Wing's ass anyway.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-02-26 01:51am

I think I'd like to take California. Yeah, we've got a lot of idiots in power here, but the actual land is nice (earthquakes aside), and anyway, the idiots (especially B&B) will provide plenty of amusement in my private shark tank

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:52am

Captain tycho wrote:Ontario kicks the Wing's ass anyway.

First, Ontario has yet to face the Wings this season, and second:

Did Ontario win the Cup last year? Whats that you say, they didn't! Then who did? Now what's that you say? The Detroit Red Wings did! Why that's correct! Ontario DIDN'T adn teh Wings DID.

You do the math smart guy.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 01:56am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Ontario kicks the Wing's ass anyway.
First, Ontario has yet to face the Wings this season, and second:

Did Ontario win the Cup last year? Whats that you say, they didn't! Then who did? Now what's that you say? The Detroit Red Wings did! Why that's correct! Ontario DIDN'T adn teh Wings DID.

You do the math smart guy.

Hey, I'm a Wings fan man.

Can you say Sar-cas-m?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-26 01:57am

I get africa.

let the five year plans begin!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:58am

Captain tycho wrote:Hey, I'm a Wings fan man.
Can you say Sar-cas-m?

Oh...uh...see I thought you were from Ontario or something, ya know...Anyways...GO WINGS!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 02:05am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Hey, I'm a Wings fan man.
Can you say Sar-cas-m?
Oh...uh...see I thought you were from Ontario or something, ya know...Anyways...GO WINGS!

IMAO, I'm from Chirstchurch New Zealand dude.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-26 03:52am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I get France.

Why the f'ell would you want France of all places?

I mean, it's full of frogs and the country has an innate compulsion to surrender whenever anyone speaks German near Paris...

Me? You lot can keep Earth. I'm claiming the rest of the solar system. Better hope I don't feel like dropping rocks on your heads.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 03:55am

Enlightenment wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I get France.
Why the f'ell would you want France of all places? I mean, it's full of frogs and the country has an innate compulsion to surrender whenever anyone speaks German near Paris...

Me? You lot can keep Earth. I'm claiming the rest of the solar system. Better hope I don't feel like dropping rocks on your heads.

Too bad. I claimed Mars and developed high level technology. Any attempt to lift off Earth will result in several missile strikes on said launch site.

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-02-26 04:00am

Just remember Saturnus orbit is mine.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-26 04:04am

Enlightenment wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I get France.
Why the f'ell would you want France of all places? I mean, it's full of frogs and the country has an innate compulsion to surrender whenever anyone speaks German near Paris...

Me? You lot can keep Earth. I'm claiming the rest of the solar system. Better hope I don't feel like dropping rocks on your heads.

Did you bother to read my other posts? After I steal the US armed forces, I'd reconstruct the entire country into the Neo-France Empire, and destroy Quebec.

Besides, I'm primarily of French decent.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-26 04:05am

Captain tycho wrote:Too bad. I claimed Mars and developed high level technology. Any attempt to lift off Earth will result in several missile strikes on said launch site.

Did I mention that 'the solar system' includes a GCU that happens to be hiding out in the Oort cloud?

Oh, dear, Mars doesn't look too healthy after getting gridfired. So sorry...

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2003-02-26 04:14am

economic victory via "in ass we trust"

Oh, I'm claiming a tiny part of malayisa. taiwan and hawaii for personal reasons

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 04:18am

Enlightenment wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Too bad. I claimed Mars and developed high level technology. Any attempt to lift off Earth will result in several missile strikes on said launch site.
Did I mention that 'the solar system' includes a GCU that happens to be hiding out in the Oort cloud?

Oh, dear, Mars doesn't look too healthy after getting gridfired. So sorry...

I then call on the divine power of POKE to kill your mechanical abomination and to give myself Q-like powers.
Your GCS doesn't look so good when it's compressed into a cube no larger than my fingernail.

(Which would cause a singularity, but that's besides the point...)

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-02-26 04:19am

Nobody minds If I claim Scotland?...No?...Excellent...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 04:20am

Coaan wrote:Nobody minds If I claim Scotland?...No?...Excellent...

I do.

Me dad's scottish, so I want to give the old guy a nice home.
*proceeds to wipe Coaan out of this reality with tycho's newfound powers*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 04:22am

Coaan wrote:Nobody minds If I claim Scotland?...No?...Excellent...

Does Scotland have hockey? No? It must be colonized in the name of Gnomesia's (formerly known as Canada) sake!

*Coaan heres the familiar sound of a Red Wings strike team skating down the street*

Red Wings: FOR THE CUP!!!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 04:24am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Coaan wrote:Nobody minds If I claim Scotland?...No?...Excellent...

Does Scotland have hockey? No? It must be colonized in the name of Gnomesia's (formerly known as Canada) sake!

*Coaan heres the familiar sound of a Red Wings strike team skating down the street*

Red Wings: FOR THE CUP!!!

*tycho imbues the Wing's with the holy powers of hockey*
Have fun boys.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 04:27am

Captain tycho wrote:*tycho imbues the Wing's with the holy powers of hockey*
Have fun boys.

*minutes later the operation is finished*

Whaddaya up to?

*Federov slapshots a familiar looking Ewok head on top of Coaan's roof*

WINGS: Cleaning up, mostly...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 04:36am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:*tycho imbues the Wing's with the holy powers of hockey*
Have fun boys.
*minutes later the operation is finished*

Whaddaya up to?

*Federov slapshots a familiar looking Ewok head on top of Coaan's roof*

WINGS: Cleaning up, mostly...

Oh, by the way, the super hockey powers have some adverse side effects.
Mainly-*dodges thrown bus* increase in violence. Be careful.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-26 04:37am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:No country's currency is going to have "In God We Trust" on it, that's for damned sure.
That's right, it will all proclaim, "The people love The Great Leader"

Aw shucks, I didnt know you cared