[Joke] Bush joke

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-02-26 03:39am

Found this joke in swedish, here's a translated version:

George W Bush and Tony Blair are standing in a bar. Another guest goes over to them and asks what they are talking about.

"Ooh, we're planning for World War III" says bush

"Oh cripes" says the guest. "what are you gonna do?"

"We're gonna kill 14000 muslims and an IT-consultant" says Bush.

The guest is totally baffled.
"An IT-consultant...?" He says. "Why? Why in the world are you gonna kill an IT-consultant?"

Then George pats Tony on the shoulder and says:
"What did I tell you? Nobody's gonna ask about the muslims..."

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 03:41am

Clever.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 03:42am

Why didn't I think of that?

*schemes*

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 03:48am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Why didn't I think of that?

*schemes*

*listens closely, then runs screaming*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 03:55am

Captain Tycho wrote:*listens closely, then runs screaming*

Huh? What? I didn't say anything! Crap! *runs away screaming, too*

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-02-26 03:58am

This is a variation on an old Hitler joke.

Replace Bush and Blair with Hitler, replace IT consultant with hairdresser, and replace muslims with Jews and up the numbers into the millions.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 04:01am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain Tycho wrote:*listens closely, then runs screaming*

Huh? What? I didn't say anything! Crap! *runs away screaming, too*

*both run in circles screaming, then run into each other and land on the floor. Gnome suffers a heart attack, and dies.*
NOOOO!!!!!

*tycho pulls out his sacred book of POKE, and chants a reincarnation spell*
Now, POKE, by your might, let this infidel be risen again so that I may smite thee yet again!
*gnome's body is transformed into a gundam. Tycho glances up and mutters "dammit! thats the fucking gundam transformation spell! Oh well."
tycho closes spell book and lets gnome crush him*
See what you did?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 04:05am

*begins conquering the world in new gundam form*

Whos the fanwhore now punks! *crushes HAB HQ*

*tears in eyes* FOR TYCHO!!!!!!!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 04:07am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*begins conquering the world in new gundam form*

Whos the fanwhore now punks! *crushes HAB HQ*

*tears in eyes* FOR TYCHO!!!!!!!

*tycho hears the call of gnome and rises in gundam form*
Now, gnome, we shall crush these puny mortals together!

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-02-26 04:08am

Bleh
*Monthy Python foot crushes Gnome & Tycho*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 04:11am

Captain tycho wrote:

*tycho hears the call of gnome and rises in gundam form*
Now, gnome, we shall crush these puny mortals together!

[/quote]*vaporizes an army of M1A1s, Howitzers, Nuclear Subs, Super Aircraft Carriers, and Battleships with plasma ray* MWAHAHAHA! It'll be just like old times Tycho. They'll never stop us!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-26 04:11am

His Divine Shadow wrote:Bleh
*Monthy Python foot crushes Gnome & Tycho*

*tycho just decides to die and rise up a later time rather than fight His Divine Shadow*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 04:13am

His Divine Shadow wrote:Bleh
*Monthy Python foot crushes Gnome & Tycho*

Geez, I get ot be tall for 10 seconds before someone crushes me! I will have my revenge!...As soon as I get my spine reassembled.

Lets see, upper vertabrae conntected to the thigh bone? Or was it jaw bone? Curse this song...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-26 05:02am

I don't get it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-26 06:12pm

Gandalf wrote:I don't get it.

I would get it if I knew what an IT consultant was.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-26 06:18pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I would get it if I knew what an IT consultant was.

IT == "Information Technology" == Computers.

IT Consulant == Computer Consultant.