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Stuart Mackey wrote:
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Darth Wong wrote:No country's currency is going to have "In God We Trust" on it, that's for damned sure.
That's right, it will all proclaim, "The people love The Great Leader"
Aw shucks, I didnt know you cared :D
I thought we were collectively called 'The great leader'? :D
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Captain tycho wrote:Oh, by the way, the super hockey powers have some adverse side effects.
Mainly-*dodges thrown bus* increase in violence. Be careful. :wink:
*pulls steak knife out of shoulder* Yeah, I thought I noticed something weird going on a few minutes ago, but *pulls bear trap off leg* I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Thanks for the *ducks under rusty chainsaw* heads up.

Oh and I'd be prepared to leap into the air as I'm planning to do...

*Leaps in slow motion away from the exploding house, trailing
a HUGE ass fireball*
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Captain tycho wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: That's right, it will all proclaim, "The people love The Great Leader"
Aw shucks, I didnt know you cared :D
I thought we were collectively called 'The great leader'? :D
Actually I am, its just that no else knows it yet :lol: ..
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i´ll be modest and only take several small islands in the sun and austria or switzerland, something with alps and good skiing resorts.

oh, and portugal, just to annoy olrik.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Oh, by the way, the super hockey powers have some adverse side effects.
Mainly-*dodges thrown bus* increase in violence. Be careful. :wink:
*pulls steak knife out of shoulder* Yeah, I thought I noticed something weird going on a few minutes ago, but *pulls bear trap off leg* I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Thanks for the *ducks under rusty chainsaw* heads up.

Oh and I'd be prepared to leap into the air as I'm planning to do...

*Leaps in slow motion away from the exploding house, trailing
a HUGE ass fireball*
One of them-*ducks as a huge axe flys overhead* nearly pinned me up against the wall with a zamboni. :D
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salm wrote:i´ll be modest and only take several small islands in the sun and austria or switzerland, something with alps and good skiing resorts.

oh, and portugal, just to annoy olrik.
Screw you, salm! :lol: You spoiled my plans of Iberian reunification!

I'll have spain, anyway, and eventually launch a war of libertation upon Portugal, then proclaim the new Portuguese Empire.
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Could I have the anartica and the north pole?
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I'll cut to the chase; you people scare me.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'll cut to the chase; you people scare me.
What, I thought everyone had dreams of world domination.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'll cut to the chase; you people scare me.
Why do you think we exist? :P
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God Emperor wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I'll cut to the chase; you people scare me.
What, I thought everyone had dreams of world domination.
I do... just I want you guys to be on best behaviour when I push the Big Red Button(TM). :)
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I hereby claim all of Great Britan's former colonies exept the ones already taken. Oh, and the Moon.

P.S. Zaia, since Aylrium's already taken Great B. itself, I humbly request that I be allowed the honor of setting my Capitol up in Aus.. Perth or Freo perhaps? :D
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Pcm979 wrote:I hereby claim all of Great Britan's former colonies exept the ones already taken. Oh, and the Moon.

P.S. Zaia, since Aylrium's already taken Great B. itself, I humbly request that I be allowed the honor of setting my Capitol up in Aus.. Perth or Freo perhaps? :D
I have dibs on Yorkshire! I need somewhere to test my biological agents.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:I have dibs on Yorkshire! I need somewhere to test my biological agents.
You could always test them in antartica.
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God Emperor wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I have dibs on Yorkshire! I need somewhere to test my biological agents.
You could always test them in antartica.
Is Yorkshire in Antarctica? No? Well screw that for an idea. Yorkshire!
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Now I'll have to move my espionage program, got to go to them they wont'll come to us and pay us to use our land while we spy on them.
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God Emperor wrote:Now I'll have to move my espionage program, got to go to them they wont'll come to us and pay us to use our land while we spy on them.
I like that, daring yet entrepeneur like.
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Thank you.

Forewarning, I shall be place a nuclear bomb under a ice shelf in the north alantic, if you value your lives move to high ground, if you try to stop it, I will set if off, have a nice day.
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God Emperor wrote:Thank you.

Forewarning, I shall be place a nuclear bomb under a ice shelf in the north alantic, if you value your lives move to high ground, if you try to stop it, I will set if off, have a nice day.
So long as Yorkshire is left unspoilt for me to spoil it then I'm okay with that.
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Enlightenment wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Too bad. I claimed Mars and developed high level technology. Any attempt to lift off Earth will result in several missile strikes on said launch site. :twisted:
Did I mention that 'the solar system' includes a GCU that happens to be hiding out in the Oort cloud?

Oh, dear, Mars doesn't look too healthy after getting gridfired. So sorry...
GCUs probably don't have gridfire impellers. You need an (m)GSV or maybe a GOU for that.

*Laughs as (m)GSV Subordinate Clause drops out of hyperspace and displaces him aboard.*
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It would be a very good place. Think about it... Fundie re-education camps in the sahara...
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God Emperor wrote:Thank you.

Forewarning, I shall be place a nuclear bomb under a ice shelf in the north alantic, if you value your lives move to high ground, if you try to stop it, I will set if off, have a nice day.
Should I displace it under his desk or simply drop it into hyperspace? :twisted:
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*Hops onboard personal Excession*
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Watch out, thos is turning into a TGOD. :?
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Pcm979 wrote:Watch out, thos is turning into a TGOD. :?
Wow, some weird temporal distortion shit going on here.
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