Challenge to 'The Ambassador'

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-02-26 07:07am

Ambassador's sig wrote: People are afraid of God and cannot accept that they are not in control so they create lies and hypocrisies to explain away the existence of God and will not listen to any rational reasoning to the contrary.

AMBASSADOR. I CALL ON YOU TO PROVE THE EXISTANCE OF GOD TO ME.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-02-26 07:56am

I'm right here aren't I?
Oh wait, different ambassador different god.
Well Alan Keyes SHOW YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-02-26 07:58am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:I'm right here aren't I?
Oh wait, different ambassador different god.
Well Alan Keyes SHOW YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!

At least you are more credible. Then I'll see if ambassador can disprove the existance of Osiris.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-02-26 07:59am

I'll bring my magic flute.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-26 08:00am

I AM GOD!

I just forgot my work clothes.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-02-26 08:05am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I AM GOD!

I just forgot my work clothes.

No I AM SPARTACUS!, er I AM GOD!

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-02-26 08:37am

Maybe someone with an account at SB.com should go and post NecronLord's challenge over there...

THE AMBASSADOR took such beating here that he might not be coming back for a while and we really shouln't let fundies get away so easily.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-02-26 09:07am

... on the babel fish:

Now it is such a bizarrely impossible coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the nonexistence of God. The arguement goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.

-Douglas Adams

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-26 09:46am

For an encore, Man proves that black is white, and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-02-26 10:04am

Sir Sirius wrote:Maybe someone with an account at SB.com should go and post NecronLord's challenge over there...

THE AMBASSADOR took such beating here that he might not be coming back for a while and we really shouln't let fundies get away so easily.

Hell, he fled from SB for the moment as well. He was getting torn to pieces at both locations. Since he double posted at both forums I posted my responses at SB.com and there was one other person tearing his posts apart as well.

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-02-26 10:49am

Zoink wrote: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.

-Douglas Adams

Of course, most leading theologians say this argument is a load of dingos' kidneys. -- from the same section of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2003-02-26 11:01am

Alyeska wrote:
Sir Sirius wrote:Maybe someone with an account at SB.com should go and post NecronLord's challenge over there...

THE AMBASSADOR took such beating here that he might not be coming back for a while and we really shouln't let fundies get away so easily.
Hell, he fled from SB for the moment as well. He was getting torn to pieces at both locations. Since he double posted at both forums I posted my responses at SB.com and there was one other person tearing his posts apart as well.

A fundie AND a coward all rolled in to one...

ROLFMAO!!!

...pathetic, so very pathetic!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-26 11:02am

Ted C wrote:
Zoink wrote: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.

-Douglas Adams
Of course, most leading theologians say this argument is a load of dingos' kidneys. -- from the same section of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

*checks the chart*
Yes but according to this wall chart, dingos' kidneys are still a more reputable source than the bible for basing an argument....

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-02-26 11:42am

Keevan_Colton wrote: *checks the chart*
Yes but according to this wall chart, dingos' kidneys are still a more reputable source than the bible for basing an argument....

I need one of those charts!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-26 11:49am

I got it free with a breakfast cereal....philosi-o's

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 12:24pm

Sir Sirius wrote:A fundie AND a coward all rolled in to one... ROLFMAO!!! ...pathetic, so very pathetic!

And very efficient of him.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-02-26 03:08pm

[merciless taunt mode]

Face me you coward

You wouldn't want us to think you have no arguments 'ambassador of JHVH' now would you?

Then you can explain why you believe in JHVH and not Osiris. (blessed be his name)

You claimed to want reasonable debate... HERE IT IS

*Throws down gauntlet*

STAND FORTH OR CONCEED

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-02-26 03:52pm

I think he's long-gone, NecronLord. You're challenging vapor.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-26 04:02pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:I got it free with a breakfast cereal....philosi-o's

Eh, those are good, but if you want to start your day with meaning, try Raisin Detre.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-02-27 04:53am

Ted C wrote:I think he's long-gone, NecronLord. You're challenging vapor.

Yes I know, save me the next one...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-27 07:19am

He's gone!

ALLAH HAS STRUCK DOWN THE INFIDEL!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-27 09:16pm

Ted C wrote:I think he's long-gone, NecronLord. You're challenging vapor.

Damnit, why won't these fundies just stand still so we can kick their asses? They always flee when challenged like that, and when tehy do so, they have proved that they are cowards.

I say you try e-mailing him, and tell him that he's being a coward by not accepting your challenge.