What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 08:32am

Pcm979 wrote:P.S. Zaia, since Aylrium's already taken Great B. itself, I humbly request that I be allowed the honor of setting my Capitol up in Aus.. Perth or Freo perhaps?

Since you asked me so beautifully, of course you may. How will Perth do?

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Is Yorkshire in Antarctica? No? Well screw that for an idea. Yorkshire!

I like this quote.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-02-26 01:28pm

I`ll Take Central europe IE grmany Switzerland and Italy,plus Denmark ,Belgium ,Holland Luxemburg,Norway ,Finnland annnnnnd SWEEDEN

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-26 01:36pm

Dibs on Easter Island and a hypersonic jet so I can leave when I need to...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:39pm

Cap'n Hector wrote:Dibs on Easter Island and a hypersonic jet so I can leave when I need to...

With those big dumb heads on the side, why would you want to claim those? Actually that could be kinda fun. Anyone remember what they did to those in Mars Attacks?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-26 01:40pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Cap'n Hector wrote:Dibs on Easter Island and a hypersonic jet so I can leave when I need to...
With those big dumb heads on the side, why would you want to claim those? Actually that could be kinda fun. Anyone remember what they did to those in Mars Attacks?

Didn't they use them as bowling pins?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-26 01:44pm

neoolong wrote:Didn't they use them as bowling pins?

Sssstttteeeeerrriiikkke!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-02-26 01:57pm

FEAR the Turko-Greco-Persian-Gaza-Egyptian-Indian-Arabian Empire!!!! KNEEL before the Blue Elephant and his sidekick, !!!the Purple Camel!!!

Pistolero · Post by **Pistolero** » 2003-02-26 03:50pm

Zaia wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:P.S. Zaia, since Aylrium's already taken Great B. itself, I humbly request that I be allowed the honor of setting my Capitol up in Aus.. Perth or Freo perhaps?
Since you asked me so beautifully, of course you may. How will Perth do?

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Is Yorkshire in Antarctica? No? Well screw that for an idea. Yorkshire!
I like this quote.

Zaia: Stupid question: Are you Australian? If so, I love you already. Aussie accent=very funny (for a non-native English speaker, at least)

If you are English, though.. I AM MOVING IN WITH YOU! (can you please say "at all" and "thank you for your call" in British accent?) You got me, right then and there.

If you are French... I WILL MARRY YOU! Is there anything sexier than a cute French girl?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-26 03:54pm

I'll just take over my corner of paradise, and begin the Dr. Merou process of replacing the stupid humans with a better species as soon as I find/Create one....

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-26 05:41pm

I claim the deserts of the world. The Gobi, the Sahara, the Antarctic, the Navajo, the Mojave...Nobody's stupid enough to trudge into all the deserts to wipe me out.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-26 06:08pm

I'll claim every Pacfic island with a land area of less than 5 square miles. There's probably a lot of them, so it will add up.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-26 06:14pm

Pistolero wrote:Zaia: Stupid question: Are you Australian? If so, I love you already. Aussie accent=very funny (for a non-native English speaker, at least)

1) Not a stupid question.
2) No, I'm not, but I would very much like to be.
3) I actually spent six fabulous months there and loved it very much and am simply dying to return.
4) I did get a bit of an Aussie accent towards the end of my trip, though.

5) Guess that means you don't love me already. Phooey.

If you are English, though.. I AM MOVING IN WITH YOU! (can you please say "at all" and "thank you for your call" in British accent?) You got me, right then and there.

Nope, I am not British either, so I guess we won't be moving in together anytime soon.

(This is almost as cute an introduction as XaLEv's--he asked me to marry him in his first post to me

).

If you are French... I WILL MARRY YOU! Is there anything sexier than a cute French girl?

Sorry, babydoll--the best I can do is that I'm of French decent. And what makes you think I'm cute?

PS--Yosh, if you ever get too hot/cold/lonely in your deserts, you can come stay with me in Tassie if you like.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-26 06:15pm

While everyone's staking their territories on Earth, I call dibs on Earth space

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-26 06:17pm

Holy mother of spam...............

I would watch you all annialate each other, then take control of the remains.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-26 06:21pm

David wrote:Holy mother of spam...............

I would watch you all annialate each other, then take control of the remains.

Then I would take my space satellites and bombard you. Then when the next guy takes over the remains' remains, I bombard him. The next, bombard. Again, and again, and again, and so on.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-02-26 06:24pm

Never happen, if I go the world is flooded.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-26 06:24pm

Your forgetting, I'm staying out of this and letting the Monkeys, Bears, etc take over...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-26 07:38pm

You guys enjoy the earth...I'm claiming some Io and a few asteriod to be used to hurl towards you guys.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-02-26 07:45pm

Hmmm.

It looks like if the world was ruled by certain members of this board, WWIII would result. But if the world was ruled by, say, the ideals that are prevelant on this board, things might not be so bad. Mind you, a titanic struggle between the religious (or more specifically the fundies) and the non-religious might devaste everything.

XPViking

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-02-26 07:46pm

Two words: Wizard. Tower.

Just a nice, tall tower on a West Virginia mountain with all the amenities, and with enough occult paraphenalia to scare the bejeezus out of any JW's that come by. Oh, and a multi-story bunker underneath for the inevitable 'debate' between other SDNeters that ends in nuclear war.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-02-26 08:47pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Watch out, thos is turning into a TGOD.
Wow, some weird temporal distortion shit going on here.

Whaaat.... The.....

I didn't know I could warp space-time. [Marvel Superhero]It must be that radioactive clock that hit me when I was a boy.[/Marvel Superhero]

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-02-26 08:52pm

Zaia wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:P.S. Zaia, since Aylrium's already taken Great B. itself, I humbly request that I be allowed the honor of setting my Capitol up in Aus.. Perth or Freo perhaps?
Since you asked me so beautifully, of course you may. How will Perth do?

Wonderfuly, Thankyou. I'm much obliged.

*Does mad jig*

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-02-26 08:54pm

Shinova wrote:While everyone's staking their territories on Earth, I call dibs on Earth space

You do know that each country owns the airspace and space above it, don't you?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-02-26 08:55pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Watch out, thos is turning into a TGOD.
Wow, some weird temporal distortion shit going on here.

Whaaat.... The.....

I didn't know I could warp space-time. [Marvel Superhero]It must be that radioactive clock that hit me when I was a boy.[/Marvel Superhero]

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-26 08:58pm

Pcm979 wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Watch out, thos is turning into a TGOD.
Wow, some weird temporal distortion shit going on here.
Whaaat.... The.....
I didn't know I could warp space-time. [Marvel Superhero]It must be that radioactive clock that hit me when I was a boy.[/Marvel Superhero]

No, no...you were bitten by a radioactive trekkie