What if one of these people ruled the world?

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

1. Micheal Jackson
Baby Dangling, Bad Music, and Pedophilia would become legal
I would form an anti-pedo terrorist group

2. Ozzy Osbourne
RoKKiN! Marijuana would probly be legalized, ensuring World Peace. Then the Counter-Revolutionaries would put a bullet in his head.
I would enjoy the tokes, then form a terrorist group to fight off the counterrevolutionaries

3. Dave McNamara (The Anti-Porn Guy, remember him?)
Porn, Homosexuality, and anything fun would be made punishable by the Death Penalty. In short, "SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!!"
I would form a terrorist group to make sure he regrets ever having been born.

4. John Ashcroft
See Dave McNamara (SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!!)
See Dave McNamara

5. The executives at FOX
The collective Intelligence of the world would be lowered to a degree that humans are on the verge of Extinction
I would take advantage of this and form a cadre of Geniuses to take over the world

6. Britney Spears
See FOX Execs
See FOX Execs

7. Monkeys
We're already there. Humans are just a super-advanced version of Monkeys. With Nukes!
Do nothing I wouldn't already be doing.

8. Berman and Braga
Star Wars would be banned. See FOX execs.
I would form a Rabid Warsie Corps, and help Mike Wong catapult to power. The World would effectively be ruled by SD.Net. FREE ANAL SEX FOR EVERYONE!!!

9. DarkStar
See Beavis and Butthead.
Liberate Mike Wong from political prison. See Beavis and Butthead

10. The RIAA
It's almost here. See my SIG
Buy as many non-TCPA-infected PCs and help form a DarkNet where cyberterrorist activites are routinely launched from.

11. PETA
Meat eating would be banned, and humans would be marginalized in favor of even insignificant intestinal parasites.
The population's health would drop dramatically, and massive Plagues would wipe this rock nearly clean. I would do my damnedest to avoid joining the billions of dearly departed by eating meat anyway, then I'd form/join the requisite Anti-PETA terrorists...

[Defiant]

If any of these people were given control of the world, what do you think would happen, and what would you do?

1. Micheal Jackson
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Dave McNamara (The Anti-Porn Guy, remember him?)
4. John Ashcroft
5. The executives at FOX
6. Britney Spears
7. Monkeys
8. Berman and Braga
9. DarkStar
10. The RIAA
11. PETA

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1. Get a facelift
2. Start eating chicken heads
3. Shoot myself
4. Shoot myself
5. Change my name to Homer Simpson
6. Get a fake ID so I could lie about my age
7. Get a 1000 typewriters so I could see if a 1000 monkeys could actually type "War and Peace"
8. Start watching Enterprise
9. Shoot myself
10. Shoot myself
11. Eat a delicious animal.

[Nathan F]

3) Form a militant group of pornstars, homosexuals, and people with tattos, along with the fashion industry, and take him down. (no, not really, I just thought that was funny, I would probably go and use my fists to attempt to knock some sense into him.)

11) Form a militant wing of the Anti-PETA League and join up with the newly formed militant wing of the North American Hunting Club. The NAHC Military could take care of keeping the animal populations under control, and the APL Military could work on overthrowing the PETA-maniacs.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

3) Form a militant group of pornstars, homosexuals, and people with tattos, along with the fashion industry, and take him down. (no, not really, I just thought that was funny, I would probably go and use my fists to attempt to knock some sense into him.)

You also might want to include women that wear pants too. If this Anti-Porn guy ran for president, I'm sure his campaign slogan would be:

"Furher McNamara: Protecting you from the Satanic clutches fo yourself!"

Luckily, he'll never be considered, and because he's butt-ugly and opposed to sex, he won't reproduce.