Is your mobile phone part of the conspiricy?

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-26 07:52pm

ROFL! I was watching The Comedy Store on channel 5 and one of the guys was just creasing me up with this statement:

T-Mobile.....do you know what that is? TALIBAN MOBILE! It's a conspiricy!!!

So I ask...which network are you?

I'm an O2 man myself...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-02-26 07:55pm

I'm a Taliban supporter.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-26 07:57pm

I have no need of a cell phone. I have this microchip implanted in my should that allows real time communications around the world with anyone else who has one[/Dale Brown]

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-26 07:57pm

Define 'Taliban supporter'

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-26 07:58pm

Orange when ever I can be bothered...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-02-26 08:01pm

The Great Unbearded One wrote:Define 'Taliban supporter'

I use T-mobile.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-02-26 08:03pm

Cell Phone starts with C. C is for Communist! And if the phone's red...

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2003-02-26 08:08pm

Ahh...good old greedy capitalist Vodafone, how I treasure you and finance your creator's holidays...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-26 08:10pm

O2, because we all know BT will win in the end, it IS the telecom version of Micro$oft anyway.

Resistance is futile.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-26 09:37pm

i dont have one of these annoying little things.

btw, M$ is going into the cell phone bussiness now. they are signing contracts with cell phone producers so that they can exclusivly produce the phone software.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-26 09:41pm

salm wrote:i dont have one of these annoying little things.

btw, M$ is going into the cell phone bussiness now. they are signing contracts with cell phone producers so that they can exclusivly produce the phone software.

Well now the phone too will crash.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-26 10:18pm

I expect a wave of cell-phone virus and worm outbreaks, which are facilitated by some fantastic new ActiveMessage network protocol that Microsoft develops. They'll blame the users for not installing the latest patches.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-02-27 12:36am

salm wrote:i dont have one of these annoying little things.

btw, M$ is going into the cell phone bussiness now. they are signing contracts with cell phone producers so that they can exclusivly produce the phone software.

Crap!! What are they *not* getting into? And then we will have to reboot the phone?

EDIT: And by the way, I use SPRINT, where the "S" stands for Socialism...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-27 12:54am

Um...what's a cell phone?

Seriously, though, I don't have one, but my mom has a T-Mobile.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-02-27 01:04am

I don't have a cell phone. Heck, I don't even have a real phone. My roommate does, but all I have is a voice mail box...no outgoing line

. Drives my parents nuts, since I can't call them back. I e-mail them just about every day, though, so I do keep in touch.

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-27 01:25am

Darth Wong wrote:I expect a wave of cell-phone virus and worm outbreaks, which are facilitated by some fantastic new ActiveMessage network protocol that Microsoft develops. They'll blame the users for not installing the latest patches.

Wow, your predictive powers put me in awe...

That sounds exactly like what would happen.

The question I've been wondering about is if anyone is going to do an X-Box virus?

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-27 05:24am

I shall NEVER buy a Micro$oft phone....then again, I say it now, in 10yrs there wont really be any other phone. There will probably be Vodaphone, and it will work beautifully be realiable and not crash, however it will only cover 5% of the entire country and so not many people can use it.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-27 06:27am

The Great Unbearded One wrote:I shall NEVER buy a Micro$oft phone....then again, I say it now, in 10yrs there wont really be any other phone. There will probably be Vodaphone, and it will work beautifully be realiable and not crash, however it will only cover 5% of the entire country and so not many people can use it.

They already fucked over the only proper mobile manufacturer in the UK with their shite software.

Said company is suing though.