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Click the link

There is something for everyone I guess.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Ugghhhh...

I will never ever see the appeal of foot fetish as long as I shall live. Once again:

Ugghhhh...

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Post by salm »

mmmh... feet.

never understood that fetish.
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I don't think anyone does.
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Mmmm, Fetish...! :D
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Gandalf wrote:I don't think anyone does.
"Ohh yeah baby, f*ck my foot with your-"

Ok, neither do I.
I understand lesbian fetish, but this?
Oh well. Tame compared to that one SNEEZING fetish page eh? :mrgreen:
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Well, they really do make products for everything nowadays, don't they.
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It must be uncomfortable trying to fit that inside yourself...
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Captain tycho wrote:
Gandalf wrote:I don't think anyone does.
"Ohh yeah baby, f*ck my foot with your-"

Ok, neither do I.
I understand lesbian fetish, but this?
Oh well. Tame compared to that one SNEEZING fetish page eh? :mrgreen:
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

On a related note, I've been wondering something: How do you foot-fuck? I'd like to knopw since some kid on my bus has accused me of having a foot getish for no particular reason.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:On a related note, I've been wondering something: How do you foot-fuck? I'd like to knopw since some kid on my bus has accused me of having a foot getish for no particular reason.
There's a scene in Complicity by Iain Banks in which two characters interact sexually under a table using their feet. That was mostly just teasing, however. It might be possible to foot-fuck, but I don't think it would work as well as conventional methods.
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I've been trying to re-locate a rubber ducky fetish site I found a long time ago...

Lends a whole new meaning to the song "Rubber Dcuky"

Rubber ducky, you're the one....
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Cap'n Hector wrote:I've been trying to re-locate a rubber ducky fetish site I found a long time ago...

Lends a whole new meaning to the song "Rubber Dcuky"

Rubber ducky, you're the one....
LMFAAO!!!
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Cap'n Hector wrote:I've been trying to re-locate a rubber ducky fetish site I found a long time ago...

Lends a whole new meaning to the song "Rubber Dcuky"

Rubber ducky, you're the one....
LMFAAO!!!
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
Who makes bathtime so much fun!
I wish I could have sex with you,
But there aren't any holes.

Perhaps Ernie had a rubber ducky fetish.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Cap'n Hector wrote:I've been trying to re-locate a rubber ducky fetish site I found a long time ago...

Lends a whole new meaning to the song "Rubber Dcuky"

Rubber ducky, you're the one....
LMFAAO!!!
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
Who makes bathtime so much fun!
I wish I could have sex with you,
But there aren't any holes.

Perhaps Ernie had a rubber ducky fetish.
Naw, he just had Bert.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Cap'n Hector wrote:I've been trying to re-locate a rubber ducky fetish site I found a long time ago...

Lends a whole new meaning to the song "Rubber Dcuky"

Rubber ducky, you're the one....
LMFAAO!!!
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
Who makes bathtime so much fun!
I wish I could have sex with you,
But there aren't any holes.

Perhaps Ernie had a rubber ducky fetish.

Don't you know that Bert and Ernie are clearly gay?!?! Two guys, one house...

At least that's what one fundie had to say a few years ago.
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WTF!?!! Gross...
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Post by Zaia »

Reminds me of the site Ando showed me about the plushies...ewwwww..... :shock:
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