Let's play: SCRAMming up!

[Force Lord]

CHANTS HASTY SPELL. HAS ETERNAL_FREEDOM FROZEN IN PLACE.

"I have you now, Sith! Now CALM THE FUCK DOWN, or I'll chant something you fear very much!"

[FaxModem1]

WCDG puts hand on ETERNAL FREEDOM's shoulder.

"This one we need. His powers could be used against our enemies. Besides, we have enough enemies as it is."

WCDG starts working on REPAIRING RAVENSTAR.

[doom3607]

Spoiler

Oh crap, two of us, or is he another cult? If he worships Nyarlathotep or something, there will be Unholy War!

CONTINUES ATTEMTPING TO BLAST DOOR/SHIP, DEPENDING ON LOCATION.

[Eternal_Freedom]

ABANDON MURDEROUS RAGE. RETURN to LOW-LEVEL SIMMERING RAGE.

"That's the best you're gonna get."

RETURN to PILOT SEAT. RESUME MURDERISATION PLOTTING. REGRET VERY MUCH having been UNABLE to EXECUTE the JANITOR after our FIRST LANDINg in AUSTRAILIA.

[Force Lord]

"Thank you. And now,"

DEFREEZES ETERNAL_FREEDOM.

"I wish to be left alone."

[FaxModem1]

"So, we have spies, pilots, mobsters, a dog and now cultists. What's next? An alien?"

ASSESS damage to RAVENSTAR and run diagnostic. CHECK OXYGEN LEVELS. LIGHT a few OXYGEN CANDLES.

[Zixinus]

OBSERVE EVENTS.

CONCLUDE that CANNABIS must have ENTERED THE FIRE and that now we are ALL HALLUCINATING.

[FaxModem1]

WCDG continues REPAIRS.

"If we're hallucinating, then how do I know what to fix and what I'm breaking?"

[Scottish Ninja]

EXUDE a MIGHTY RUSSIAN CHILL.

ASK the HISTORIAN if he has only now DEVELOPED his MAGIC POWERS, or else WHY he didn't COME FORWARD with them BEFORE.

CONTACT the GRU. Have them NATIONALIZE the AIR DEFENCE BATTERY that we just DEFRAUDED.

SIGH in EXASPERATION. REGRET the USE of VODKA for SEALANT.

"Maybe it would have been better to die drunk."

[Shroom Man 777]

Spoiler

Let's land in the middle of a civil war in libertarian Russia!!

[Scottish Ninja]

Spoiler

We could totally carve our own air/space pirate kingdom out of the chaos. I like it.

[Shroom Man 777]

Spoiler

[FaxModem1]

Spoiler

I just realized, the HISTORIAN CULTIST has been with y'all since the road. So, he's been following us.

[MKSheppard]

I FILL THE BUMP WITH POOP MIXTURE AND THEN FUCK OFF FOR THE AIRLOCK.

I ATTEMPT TO COVER MY SUIT WITH THE POOP MIXTURE TO PREVENT MORE LOSS OF OXYGEN.

[Shroom Man 777]

SCREAM into the RADIO

TELL SHAPP that there is a POSSIBLE XENOMORPH LATCHED OUTSIDE THE HULL

HE may have to KILL it.

[FaxModem1]

"Xenomorph? Really? You watch too many old movies."

[PeZook]

Spoiler

Actually, many spacecraft flew with pure oxygen atmospheres at 1/3 atm I think the Shuttle was the first American spacecraft to use nitrogen/oxygen mixtures.

The lesson of Apollo 1 was to gradually replace the atmosphere with pure oxygen, rather than doing it on the pad, and making the cabin with materials as non-flammable as possible. It simplified environmental controls a goodly bit.

It's possible Altea would have production XR-2s fly with a mixed atmosphere as well, but you DID steal a prototype

[Eternal_Freedom]

Spoiler

We didn't steal it, our employers did. Whatever happenned to those two anyway?

[FaxModem1]

Spoiler

Probably in Guantanamo or running from the law at this point. If not that, probably making out somewhere.

[Eternal_Freedom]

Spoiler

Thanks, I really wanted to think about two redneck morons making out. And I was just abotu to cook dinner as well

[Force Lord]

HISTORIAN says, "Me, a cultist? I obey no gods."

[FaxModem1]

"So, how did you do all that?"

CONTINUES REPAIRS.

[Force Lord]

"It's...complicated. To tell you the truth, this isn't my first life. Learning all that magic took me a loooong time. Especially since this kind of magic does not depend on calling forth the wrath of some super-being."

[FaxModem1]

WHITE CHINESE DELIVERY GUY sighs.

"Who knew I would long for the day of working drive-bys?"

[Darkevilme]

SUAVE PLAYBOY comes back from WEED TIME and stubs out LUDICROUSLY LARGE AND DRUG LACED CIGAR "Dudes...what?"

SUAVE PLAYBOY tries to decide how much of current events and situation he just HALLUCINATED.