Warning Labels for the Bible

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-02-27 03:01am

Brothers and Sisters check this the fuck out

http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/labels.html

I almost snerted my Coke.........

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-27 03:09am

Here's one I'd use

While I'm at it, here's something to stick on church doors

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-27 10:18am

"For entertainment use only." Hehehehe.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-02-27 11:07am

As Cartman would say: "sweeet"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-27 11:11am

"WARNING: May cause reTarerdedness."

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-02-27 01:02pm

next time I'm in a hotel room, the bible is getting one of these babies

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-27 03:27pm

Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-27 03:28pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?

Contaminated Waste?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-27 04:19pm

Enlightenment wrote:

Never insult someone's intelligence if you can't spell "intelligence" correctly.

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-02-27 04:21pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?

Nah, it wouldn't work. Phelps's skin would combust at the slightest touch. Then again, we'd like to see him go.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-02-27 04:34pm

Durandal wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:
Never insult someone's intelligence if you can't spell "intelligence" correctly.

'

*Smackdown*

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-27 05:29pm

It's a shame I have to smack down something that rightfully insults the Bible ...

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-27 06:13pm

Darwinfish.com rocks.

And some music to serenade any Jehovah's Witless that come to your door:

I'm gonna be a Southern Baptist.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-27 06:30pm

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-27 06:51pm

I like my Girlfriends "My goddess gave birth to your God" & "Did my Karma run over your Dogma" bumper stickers.

oh, and Capt. no problem

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-27 08:35pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?

Hey, don't diss hazardous waste by putting it at the same level as Phelps! Don't you know that toxic waste is at least 5 rungs higher on the evolutionary ladder than Phelps?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-02-27 08:40pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?

I'd rather have one of those sticky plasma grenades from Halo.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-02-27 09:10pm

Or there's always this one, if you can get it to work.