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"Slightly Damaged in crash" ........

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http://www2.blocket.se/view/943034.htm?l=0

Let me translate so you'll understand, what is says is:

"lightly damaged in crash"

It also says
"Frame somewhat twisted, can be corrected"

"engine not tested after crash"
No shit, they probably haven't found it yet, it's probably in the woods somewhere
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Wow! THAT's slightly damaged? :shock:

I'm familiar with Scandinavian autos, but this is stretching it too far...
Any news on possible survivors?
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Warspite wrote:Any news on possible survivors?
Yeah, the guy who is selling it.
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Well, at least he's optimistic, huh? :lol:

That is one messed up car, I've seen some bad accidents, but that one is really ugly... Incredible how he managed to survive.
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I bet he cracked a couple ribs, a couple broken limbs, and said "it's only a muscle pull."
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Warspite wrote:Any news on possible survivors?
Yeah, the guy who is selling it.
If he was the only one in the car when that happened and no one else was seriously hurt or killed, that's funny as fuck! :lol:

However...
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Zaia wrote:If he was the only one in the car when that happened and no one else was seriously hurt or killed, that's funny as fuck! :lol:

However...
However the truly evil part of your soul cannot but help to ignore that little detail.

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ROFL! Marketing Genius!
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Hmm, with the different colored hood and doors, I think he might have gotten into an accident before this.
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but it´s got alufelgars...
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I thought gross understatement was a British thing.
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LOL
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RedImperator wrote:I thought gross understatement was a British thing.
They're German...
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I wonder what "Badly damaged" is?

Vaporised?
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Yes, Direct hit by a 100kilos of TNT, is Badly Damaged
Being at ground Zero during a Nuclear Blast, Is of course: Historical Vehicle needs repair.
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LoL. I'd like to see what he considers a thrashed up car.
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I could show you completly trashed but that would require Gigaton grade weapons.....
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bah! thats nothing! that is a fine german engineered automobile! hell, i bet you could get another 100,000 miles out of it. :lol:
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Man! I've seen pretzel's straighter than that! :shock:

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How much is he asking for it?
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