What are your best (or worst) Star Wars pick up lines?
My personal fave:
Girl, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
Some more good ones:
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Best Star Wars Pick Up Lines
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This is probably just some spamsters thread but I am going to indulge in it with my own whimsical brand of whatever the fuck it is.
"Is that a Wookie on your mound or are you from Manitoba?"
"Is that a Wookie on your mound or are you from Manitoba?"
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
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Nice pair of Death Stars you have there.
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you can not resist the power of the dark side of the force...
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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I tend to go for the original.
Are you an angel?
I hate to admit this, but I DID use this on a girl once back around the time of AOTC or ROTS .....
She proceeded to make me feel like a old geezer when it turns out that the "old star wars movie" she was talking about refers to The Phantom Menace, not the original trilogy.
Damn!
Are you an angel?
I hate to admit this, but I DID use this on a girl once back around the time of AOTC or ROTS .....
She proceeded to make me feel like a old geezer when it turns out that the "old star wars movie" she was talking about refers to The Phantom Menace, not the original trilogy.
Damn!
Let him land on any Lyran world to taste firsthand the wrath of peace loving people thwarted by the myopic greed of a few miserly old farts- Katrina Steiner
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Would just wave my hand in front of her face and say "This is the man you are looking for."
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston Churchhill
I think a part of my sanity has been lost throughout this whole experience. And some of my foreskin - My cheating work colleague at it again
-Winston Churchhill
I think a part of my sanity has been lost throughout this whole experience. And some of my foreskin - My cheating work colleague at it again
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"Jedi mind tricks only effect the weak minded"
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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You overestimate my standards...The Yosemite Bear wrote:"Jedi mind tricks only effect the weak minded"
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Winston Churchhill
I think a part of my sanity has been lost throughout this whole experience. And some of my foreskin - My cheating work colleague at it again
-Winston Churchhill
I think a part of my sanity has been lost throughout this whole experience. And some of my foreskin - My cheating work colleague at it again
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"Judge me by my size, do you?"
Then again, maybe that one's not such a good idea.
Then again, maybe that one's not such a good idea.
"Stop! No one can survive these deadly rays!"
"These deadly rays will be your death!"
- Thor and Akton, Starcrash
"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
- Arthur Summerfield, US Postmaster General 1953 - 1961
"These deadly rays will be your death!"
- Thor and Akton, Starcrash
"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
- Arthur Summerfield, US Postmaster General 1953 - 1961
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"Thats no moon".....
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion... Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Hi, I was looking for the thread full of virgins... Oh here it is. 
Nah, I'm just fucking with you. I say this shit all the time.
Slight detour, something I like saying to my friends: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
They usually don't get it, but I get a good chuckle.
Nah, I'm just fucking with you. I say this shit all the time.
Slight detour, something I like saying to my friends: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
They usually don't get it, but I get a good chuckle.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Look, I may be a huge nerd but if I tried a Star Wars pick up line in real life the best I could hope for is a a blank look of incomprehension, maybe a polite laugh if I'm lucky.
But, hey, when in Rome: "My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?"
But, hey, when in Rome: "My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?"
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Ejaculate?? In our moment of triumph?Havok wrote:Hi, I was looking for the thread full of virgins... Oh here it is.
Nah, I'm just fucking with you. I say this shit all the time.
Slight detour, something I like saying to my friends: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
They usually don't get it, but I get a good chuckle.
Negative, it didn't go in, it just impacted on the surface.
Hear me baby hold together...
and then if things go WRONG..
They Told Me They Fixed It! I Trusted Them!
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"ACORN= Cobra obviously." AMT
This topic is... oh Village Idiot. Carry on then.--Havok
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All of those suck as pickup lines. Those are supposed to start a conversation, which won't work here unless the other person in question is a extreme Star Wars fan. Heck, they'd probably not work on me.
They are, however, quite good as puns when you are already in a relationship
They are, however, quite good as puns when you are already in a relationship
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"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
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"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
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Yeah I was following Havok's lead. I reject the notion of Star Wars Pick up lines as being an oxymoron. It's so much easier to make up pick up lines that wouldn't work and deliver them as satire to women you've already met but don't really know.Serafina wrote:All of those suck as pickup lines. Those are supposed to start a conversation, which won't work here unless the other person in question is a extreme Star Wars fan. Heck, they'd probably not work on me.
They are, however, quite good as puns when you are already in a relationship
If somehow I were at a Star Wars convention and wanted to start things of on that foot...
Starting with bad and getting progressively worse:
"Hey, my name's ____I figured I'd shoot first, unless you want to be solo..."
"Hi I'm Tk424... uh oh I lost my number can I have yours?"
that requires a storm trooper costume.
"Hey my droid wants to buy you a drink." (Only works if you have a droid, sorry iphone schmucks
The following are offensive, and should never be used by an amateur
"Hey want to blow this thing and go home?"
drink thrown in face
"Hey, can I check you for mynocks?"
slap to the face
"Hey check out my lightsaber, it doesn't know when to stop growing!"
knee to the groin
"Hey baby you want some blue milk? First we'll need some blueberries...
Bouncer is called.
"Since when is "the west" a nation?"-Styphon
"ACORN= Cobra obviously." AMT
This topic is... oh Village Idiot. Carry on then.--Havok
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"Want to know what Darth Vader's helmet looks like? Here, let me show you..."
"Now let us be clear, my friends. The fruits of our science that you receive and the many millions of benefits that justify them, are a gift. Be grateful. Or be silent." -Modified Quote
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Fanboy the odds of you tapping that ass are 3000 to 1.
Never tell me the odds.
Never tell me the odds.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
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This sounds less like a bad pick up line and more like an express ticket to the sex-offender registry.Singular Intellect wrote:"Want to know what Darth Vader's helmet looks like? Here, let me show you..."
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This is true for 96+% of all pick-up lines i've ever seen.Phantasee wrote:This sounds less like a bad pick up line and more like an express ticket to the sex-offender registry.Singular Intellect wrote:"Want to know what Darth Vader's helmet looks like? Here, let me show you..."
SoS:NBA GALE Force
"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
Divine Administration - of Gods and Bureaucracy (Worm/Exalted)
"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
Divine Administration - of Gods and Bureaucracy (Worm/Exalted)
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Nah, most of them are just an invitation to get slapped. Bubble Boy's line just went too far.
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I fail to see how my submission is any more or less stupid than every other one posted so far. This thread is for laughs, not for serious suggestions on pick up lines. Anyone who thinks otherwise? Yeah, best of luck to you on that front.Phantasee wrote:Nah, most of them are just an invitation to get slapped. Bubble Boy's line just went too far.
"Now let us be clear, my friends. The fruits of our science that you receive and the many millions of benefits that justify them, are a gift. Be grateful. Or be silent." -Modified Quote
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Says you. You can get laid all day at Comic Con with the right Star Wars reference.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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hopefully not one involving a trench run and targeting the exhaust port.
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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NOW you're talkin'!!The Yosemite Bear wrote:hopefully not one involving a trench run and targeting the exhaust port.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Hit it.
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SDN always only six * away from anal sex.l
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin