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Warning Labels for the Bible

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Brothers and Sisters check this the fuck out :arrow: http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/labels.html

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Here's one I'd use

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While I'm at it, here's something to stick on church doors

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"For entertainment use only." Hehehehe.
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As Cartman would say: "sweeet"
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"WARNING: May cause reTarerdedness."
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next time I'm in a hotel room, the bible is getting one of these babies :)
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Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?
Contaminated Waste?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?
Nah, it wouldn't work. Phelps's skin would combust at the slightest touch. Then again, we'd like to see him go. :)
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Durandal wrote:
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Never insult someone's intelligence if you can't spell "intelligence" correctly.
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It's a shame I have to smack down something that rightfully insults the Bible ...
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I like my Girlfriends "My goddess gave birth to your God" & "Did my Karma run over your Dogma" bumper stickers.

oh, and Capt. no problem
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?
Hey, don't diss hazardous waste by putting it at the same level as Phelps! Don't you know that toxic waste is at least 5 rungs higher on the evolutionary ladder than Phelps?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Can I put a "Bio-Hazard" label on Rev. Phelps?
I'd rather have one of those sticky plasma grenades from Halo.
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Or there's always this one, if you can get it to work.

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