Best Star Wars Pick Up Lines

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Havok wrote:Says you. You can get laid all day at Comic Con with the right Star Wars reference. :D
yeah if you dial WAY back on the quality control...

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Themightytom wrote:
Havok wrote:Says you. You can get laid all day at Comic Con with the right Star Wars reference. :D
yeah if you dial WAY back on the quality control...
If you're picking up at Comic Con I think you already made that decision.
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either that or your opting for a visit from "To Catch a Preadator" (at which the camera crew may actually find someone cos-playing as a preadator complete with plasma cannon etc. amoung the way too under-aged anime cosplayers)
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LOL. Nerds.

Comic Con girls will fuck me but they aren't good enough. Cheerleaders are good enough but they won't fuck me. VIRGIN!
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"I find your lack of interest in me disturbing."

"I'm a Wookiee. Kiss me."

"hhMMmmm! Beautiful, you are. Hook up we should!"
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my comment on the negative aspect of comicon girls, is that most of them, including all the ones that have hit on me when I was there in 2005, were young enough to my children if I had any.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:my comment on the negative aspect of comicon girls, is that most of them, including all the ones that have hit on me when I was there in 2005, were young enough to my children if I had any.
Some of us do indeed prefer to pick up women, not girls.
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exactly my point...

there is something disturbing about a 14 yearold dressed as a ninja, in a mostly transparent outfit, which is waaaaaaay too tight....
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