Ghetto edit:
"Brother Docken! Congratulations, now you're proper badass like me!"
Let's Play: Chaos Gate
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
+++ BEGIN LOG +++
+++ BROTHER-CODICIER HAWKWINGS, ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER +++
+++ CHRONICLES OF THE HOLY SDN CAMPAIGN +++
The Ultramarines had detected some Chaos activity in this fetid swamp, and the combat teams were sent down to the planet's surface to investigate and purge.
Deployment Pattern Omegus!
Foul Chaos Marines spotted!
But firsts, some cultists. Brother Kursk and his mighty heavy bolter take first blood, stitching a line across three cultists and turning them into craters.
Oh, there's quite a few of them...
SGT Andronicus orders the squads to hold overwatch positions and ready their weapons...
The first Chaos Marine is downed! Brother Paulus lands the first hits, and brother Kursk joins in, but his weapon jams and he is forced to soothe the machine spirits. Brother Slab Hardbeef lands the final killing shot... with a krak grenade.
Unfortunately, his rushing out exposed him to enemy fire, which resulted in a few bolter rounds and two frag grenades hitting him. Mission audio logs record the following response: "Bros, I'm fine, I got a tan on the beach last month that hurt more then this." Mission logs also record him casually backhanding a cultist and turning it into mush.
Tactical Squad 1 advances on the Chaos Marines...
...and cuts them down with a torrent of heavy weapons fire and grenades.
Brother Slab Hardbeef rushes forward past a field of defeated Chaos Marines to engage the last cultist in melee combat. Thankfully, he used his knife.
Killboard:
SGT Andronicus: 1 CSM, 2 cultists
Gaius: none
Charred Docken: 2 cultists
Lalkurti Vanas: none
Darman Malus: 2 cultists
SGT Morantor: 2 CSM, 2 cultists
Slab Hardbeef: 1 CSM, 2 cultists
Paulus Scarabeus: 1 cultist
Dimitri Kursk: 1 CSM, 4 cultists
Narkus: none
In addition, Brothers Andrinicus, Gaius, Docken, Scarabeus, Kursk were awarded a Purity Seal for their long and faithful service.
Finally, Brother Kursk was promoted to Space Marine Hero. Accordingly, he has been taken off the active roster and placed into the reserves, to train up the as of yet untested marines.
+++ BROTHER-CODICIER HAWKWINGS, ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER +++
+++ CHRONICLES OF THE HOLY SDN CAMPAIGN +++
The Ultramarines had detected some Chaos activity in this fetid swamp, and the combat teams were sent down to the planet's surface to investigate and purge.
Deployment Pattern Omegus!
Foul Chaos Marines spotted!
But firsts, some cultists. Brother Kursk and his mighty heavy bolter take first blood, stitching a line across three cultists and turning them into craters.
Oh, there's quite a few of them...
SGT Andronicus orders the squads to hold overwatch positions and ready their weapons...
The first Chaos Marine is downed! Brother Paulus lands the first hits, and brother Kursk joins in, but his weapon jams and he is forced to soothe the machine spirits. Brother Slab Hardbeef lands the final killing shot... with a krak grenade.
Unfortunately, his rushing out exposed him to enemy fire, which resulted in a few bolter rounds and two frag grenades hitting him. Mission audio logs record the following response: "Bros, I'm fine, I got a tan on the beach last month that hurt more then this." Mission logs also record him casually backhanding a cultist and turning it into mush.
Tactical Squad 1 advances on the Chaos Marines...
...and cuts them down with a torrent of heavy weapons fire and grenades.
Brother Slab Hardbeef rushes forward past a field of defeated Chaos Marines to engage the last cultist in melee combat. Thankfully, he used his knife.
Killboard:
SGT Andronicus: 1 CSM, 2 cultists
Gaius: none
Charred Docken: 2 cultists
Lalkurti Vanas: none
Darman Malus: 2 cultists
SGT Morantor: 2 CSM, 2 cultists
Slab Hardbeef: 1 CSM, 2 cultists
Paulus Scarabeus: 1 cultist
Dimitri Kursk: 1 CSM, 4 cultists
Narkus: none
In addition, Brothers Andrinicus, Gaius, Docken, Scarabeus, Kursk were awarded a Purity Seal for their long and faithful service.
Finally, Brother Kursk was promoted to Space Marine Hero. Accordingly, he has been taken off the active roster and placed into the reserves, to train up the as of yet untested marines.
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Brother Dimitri Kusrk, Space Marine Hero!
Now I get to play drill master to a bunch of pussy recruits.
Scenes from Full Metal Jacket are flashing past my eyes....
Now I get to play drill master to a bunch of pussy recruits.
Scenes from Full Metal Jacket are flashing past my eyes....
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
gonna wear that purity seal like a boss
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
well if you ever get killed on a mission, you now qualify for being kepts "Barely" alive in a nice fancy heavily armed mobile tomb.
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
I been watching this for a while now...
So could I sign on as Tech Bropriest Avarian Moregunz, whose obsession with the quest for MORE DAKKA has led to the Inquisition regarding him as possibly insane, or it too late?
Really, I just want to see what'll happen.
So could I sign on as Tech Bropriest Avarian Moregunz, whose obsession with the quest for MORE DAKKA has led to the Inquisition regarding him as possibly insane, or it too late?
Really, I just want to see what'll happen.
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
I'd better improve my kill rate, lest I be assigned to be the first to kick in a Chaos temple door or something.
*polishes the 'Least Dangerous Space Marine' trophy*
*polishes the 'Least Dangerous Space Marine' trophy*
According to wikipedia, "the Mohorovičić discontinuity is the boundary between the Earth's crust and the mantle."
According to Starbound, it's a problem solvable with enough combat drugs to turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
According to Starbound, it's a problem solvable with enough combat drugs to turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
So I'm playing a few missions ahead, and HOLY FUCK I just got butt-raped by this mission. The one where you have to breach the doors of a Chaos fortress? Brother Slab Hardbeef was the last one to die, after single-powerfistedly taking out 7(!) Khorne Berzerkers, 2 Aspiring Champions, and 2 normal CSM. Oh, and a cultist too.
Oh and WTF is that weapon that one-shots my marines and is freakishly accurate? It's not a missile launcher of a plasma cannon...
I may need to rethink how to play this mission.
Oh and WTF is that weapon that one-shots my marines and is freakishly accurate? It's not a missile launcher of a plasma cannon...
I may need to rethink how to play this mission.
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
That's probably a lascannon.
And that mission is easy. Just stay down in your landing area and slaughter everybody as they come, then advance to the fortress and send in your assault marines to murder everyone inside in melee. I cleared out the entire fortress with just my assault marines, while leaving devastators, tacticool guys and the Predator behind to wreck the seemingly endless waves of enemies trying to take the landing site.
And that mission is easy. Just stay down in your landing area and slaughter everybody as they come, then advance to the fortress and send in your assault marines to murder everyone inside in melee. I cleared out the entire fortress with just my assault marines, while leaving devastators, tacticool guys and the Predator behind to wreck the seemingly endless waves of enemies trying to take the landing site.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
IIRC, i simply let the assault marines land on the roof and slaughter everyone at the windows with grenades, then go inside and finish the rest.PeZook wrote:That's probably a lascannon.
And that mission is easy. Just stay down in your landing area and slaughter everybody as they come, then advance to the fortress and send in your assault marines to murder everyone inside in melee. I cleared out the entire fortress with just my assault marines, while leaving devastators, tacticool guys and the Predator behind to wreck the seemingly endless waves of enemies trying to take the landing site.
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"Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
+++ BEGIN LOG +++
+++ BROTHER-CODICIER HAWKWINGS, ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER +++
+++ CHRONICLES OF THE HOLY SDN CAMPAIGN +++
The second half of the MacGuffin had been located, in this Chaos fortress on the planet below. After much heel-grinding taunting was exchanged between our valiant Captain and his opposite on the Chaos Marine side, drop pods were deployed, bearing Tactical Squad 1, the Devastators, and a squad of Assault Marines, led by none other than Brother Gaius.
Upon landing, Brother Ralfus Manderus was first up, with his heavy bolter at the ready. But what was that enemy that he had not seen before?
Ralfus Manderus - "DOUBLE-TAP BOOM HEADSHOT!"
With no stray shots, Brother Manderus dispatched the new Chaos Marine threat, showing that they were indeed as killable as all the rest.
The squad spread out from their drop pods and arrayed themselves in a loose formation.
Taking up overwatch position, they prepared to see what Chaos forces would present themselves.
Librarian Matteus worked his skills, and quickened the reactions of Brother Paulus Scarabeus, who was equipped with his trusty missile launcher.
Paulus Scarabeus - "OhthatfeelskindastrangeiwonderhowlongittakestowearoffWHEEEtwitchytwitchy..."
His reactions heightened, Brother Scarabeus was the first to spot another new Chaos Marine.
Firing off a snap-shot from his missile launcher, Brother Scarabeus hit the Chaos fiend with a Krak missile. Staggered but not dead yet, it ate several more bolts from Brother Manderus' heavy bolter.
After the tactical and devastator squads dispatched another Chaos Marine on the walls of the fortress, the Assault squad took to the air.
They immediately located another Chaos marine and delivered a beat-down.
Krak grenades took care of one more on the floor below.
Brother Slab Hardbeef and Brother Narkus bunny-hopped their way over to the opposite fortress wall, where they killed another Chaos Marine stationed there.
Meanwhile, Chaos Marines teleported in to the Devastator formation and abducted Sergeant Morantor! They appeared and disappeared so quickly that even the keen heightened reactions of Brother Scarabeus were unable fire at them. However, they had more pressing matters to deal with. Another squad of Chaos Marines and cultists had teleported near them.
Librarian Matteus took command of the Devastator squad, and granted heightened speed to Brother Ralfus Manderus. Taking advantage of this, he gunned down two Chaos Marines and wounded a third.
Ralfus Manderus - "BOOMHEADSHOTHAHAHAHASLOWPOKESCAN'TRUNFROMMEANDMINE!"
Firing from across the engagement zone, Brother Charred Docken provided long-range fire support and took out a Chaos marine who was attempting to sneak up on two engaged Assault Marines.
Brothers Gaius and Darman Malus were busy fighting a Khorne Berzerker, and finally killed him with liberal use of chainsword and krak grenade.
They then jumped down and took out another Berzerker who was foaming at the mouth and looked like he was going to charge up the wall.
Gaius - "Death from Above!"
Darman Malus - "Death from- Hey, you stole my line!"
Gaius - "I'm an assault marine now, it's my line too!"
And they killed one more, who was running past and seemingly oblivious to his comrade falling under the whirr of chainblades.
Meanwhile, Brothers Slab Hardbeef, Siegfried Roy, and Narkus hopped around the fortress applying liberal heel to faces of Chaos Marines.
Brother Slab Hardbeef took care of this new Chaos abomination.
Slab Hardbeef - "Bros, my mom's chihuahua is scarier than this!"
Rushing forward for revenge and to get his hands dirty, Librarian Matteus dispatched the final Chaos marine who had been trying to flank the squads.
With all threats killed and Chaos thoroughly routed, brother Siegfriend Roy retrieved the second half of the MacGuffin.
KILLBOARD:
Tactical Squad 1
SGT Andronicus - No kills, but promoted to Space Marine hero
Niveus Portus - No kills
Charred Docken - 2 Chaos Marines, 1 Aspiring Champion, 1 Khorne Berzerker. Promoted to Space Marine Hero.
Lalkurti Vanas - Promoted to Veteran, awarded Purity Seal
Daman Sarhiff - No kills
Devastator Squad
Morantor - Captured
Dominatus Imperatus - 1 cultist
Paulus Scarabeus - 1 Chaos marine
Ralfus Manderus - 2 Chaos Marines, 1 Chaos Sorcerer, 1 Khorne Berzerker. Promoted to Veteran.
Sunshine Mcgee - No kills
Assault Squad
SGT Gaius - 1 Chaos Marine
Darman Malus - 2 Khorne Berzerkers. Awarded Purity Seal.
Siegfriend Roy - 1 Chaos Marine, 1 Khorne Berzerker. Promoted to Veteran.
Slab Hardbeef - 1 Khorne Berzerker, 1 Flesh Hound, 1 cultist. Awarded Purity Seal.
Narkus - 2 Chaos Marines, 1 cultist.
Specialists
Librarian Matteus - No kills
+++ BROTHER-CODICIER HAWKWINGS, ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER +++
+++ CHRONICLES OF THE HOLY SDN CAMPAIGN +++
The second half of the MacGuffin had been located, in this Chaos fortress on the planet below. After much heel-grinding taunting was exchanged between our valiant Captain and his opposite on the Chaos Marine side, drop pods were deployed, bearing Tactical Squad 1, the Devastators, and a squad of Assault Marines, led by none other than Brother Gaius.
Upon landing, Brother Ralfus Manderus was first up, with his heavy bolter at the ready. But what was that enemy that he had not seen before?
Ralfus Manderus - "DOUBLE-TAP BOOM HEADSHOT!"
With no stray shots, Brother Manderus dispatched the new Chaos Marine threat, showing that they were indeed as killable as all the rest.
The squad spread out from their drop pods and arrayed themselves in a loose formation.
Taking up overwatch position, they prepared to see what Chaos forces would present themselves.
Librarian Matteus worked his skills, and quickened the reactions of Brother Paulus Scarabeus, who was equipped with his trusty missile launcher.
Paulus Scarabeus - "OhthatfeelskindastrangeiwonderhowlongittakestowearoffWHEEEtwitchytwitchy..."
His reactions heightened, Brother Scarabeus was the first to spot another new Chaos Marine.
Firing off a snap-shot from his missile launcher, Brother Scarabeus hit the Chaos fiend with a Krak missile. Staggered but not dead yet, it ate several more bolts from Brother Manderus' heavy bolter.
After the tactical and devastator squads dispatched another Chaos Marine on the walls of the fortress, the Assault squad took to the air.
They immediately located another Chaos marine and delivered a beat-down.
Krak grenades took care of one more on the floor below.
Brother Slab Hardbeef and Brother Narkus bunny-hopped their way over to the opposite fortress wall, where they killed another Chaos Marine stationed there.
Meanwhile, Chaos Marines teleported in to the Devastator formation and abducted Sergeant Morantor! They appeared and disappeared so quickly that even the keen heightened reactions of Brother Scarabeus were unable fire at them. However, they had more pressing matters to deal with. Another squad of Chaos Marines and cultists had teleported near them.
Librarian Matteus took command of the Devastator squad, and granted heightened speed to Brother Ralfus Manderus. Taking advantage of this, he gunned down two Chaos Marines and wounded a third.
Ralfus Manderus - "BOOMHEADSHOTHAHAHAHASLOWPOKESCAN'TRUNFROMMEANDMINE!"
Firing from across the engagement zone, Brother Charred Docken provided long-range fire support and took out a Chaos marine who was attempting to sneak up on two engaged Assault Marines.
Brothers Gaius and Darman Malus were busy fighting a Khorne Berzerker, and finally killed him with liberal use of chainsword and krak grenade.
They then jumped down and took out another Berzerker who was foaming at the mouth and looked like he was going to charge up the wall.
Gaius - "Death from Above!"
Darman Malus - "Death from- Hey, you stole my line!"
Gaius - "I'm an assault marine now, it's my line too!"
And they killed one more, who was running past and seemingly oblivious to his comrade falling under the whirr of chainblades.
Meanwhile, Brothers Slab Hardbeef, Siegfried Roy, and Narkus hopped around the fortress applying liberal heel to faces of Chaos Marines.
Brother Slab Hardbeef took care of this new Chaos abomination.
Slab Hardbeef - "Bros, my mom's chihuahua is scarier than this!"
Rushing forward for revenge and to get his hands dirty, Librarian Matteus dispatched the final Chaos marine who had been trying to flank the squads.
With all threats killed and Chaos thoroughly routed, brother Siegfriend Roy retrieved the second half of the MacGuffin.
KILLBOARD:
Tactical Squad 1
SGT Andronicus - No kills, but promoted to Space Marine hero
Niveus Portus - No kills
Charred Docken - 2 Chaos Marines, 1 Aspiring Champion, 1 Khorne Berzerker. Promoted to Space Marine Hero.
Lalkurti Vanas - Promoted to Veteran, awarded Purity Seal
Daman Sarhiff - No kills
Devastator Squad
Morantor - Captured
Dominatus Imperatus - 1 cultist
Paulus Scarabeus - 1 Chaos marine
Ralfus Manderus - 2 Chaos Marines, 1 Chaos Sorcerer, 1 Khorne Berzerker. Promoted to Veteran.
Sunshine Mcgee - No kills
Assault Squad
SGT Gaius - 1 Chaos Marine
Darman Malus - 2 Khorne Berzerkers. Awarded Purity Seal.
Siegfriend Roy - 1 Chaos Marine, 1 Khorne Berzerker. Promoted to Veteran.
Slab Hardbeef - 1 Khorne Berzerker, 1 Flesh Hound, 1 cultist. Awarded Purity Seal.
Narkus - 2 Chaos Marines, 1 cultist.
Specialists
Librarian Matteus - No kills
Vendetta wrote:Richard Gatling was a pioneer in US national healthcare. On discovering that most soldiers during the American Civil War were dying of disease rather than gunshots, he turned his mind to, rather than providing better sanitary conditions and medical care for troops, creating a machine to make sure they got shot faster.
Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
*glances at Slab Hardbeef pumping iron while chugging on a beer bong*
Man, that purity seal looks strange on him!
*strokes missile launcher with a disturbing expression*
Man, that purity seal looks strange on him!
*strokes missile launcher with a disturbing expression*
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Yes! Finally, a chance to suffer the heretic not to live! And the chance to do the Emperor's work.
Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
I might not have killed some heretics, but I did get to use mind bullets! Far out.
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Eternal_Freedom
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Meanwhile, a report from Ultramarines Training Centre Alpha. Ahem:
Brother Dimitri Kursk, Drill Master wrote:Come on you maggots! MOVE! I didn't spend all that time fragging Chaos marines to watch you crawl in the mud!
Come on, over the obstacle! Ten seconds, it should take no more than ten fucking seconds! What's wrong maggot? You want to quit on me? DO YOU? Well fine, quit. GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!"
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Odd events in the previous mission. It appears my sergeant has mistaken my stream of invective and imprecation directed at my worthless piece of scrap bolter as a litany directed at our foes and has presented me with plaudits for purity and dedication. Considering the few kills I have made with the infernal device since our landing here have been achieved either by throwing it at the heretic out of frustration or accidently while slamming a fist into the machine, by this time next year it seems I'll be Chaplain.
According to wikipedia, "the Mohorovičić discontinuity is the boundary between the Earth's crust and the mantle."
According to Starbound, it's a problem solvable with enough combat drugs to turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
According to Starbound, it's a problem solvable with enough combat drugs to turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
I volunteer to be the first marine cited for cowardice in the face of the enemy - but not shot, as that would be a waste of training. In penetince and because I'm so damn good at keeping alive, I will be assigned to the most dangerous duties - whatever those happen to be at the time.
Whether it's flailing desperately with a chainsword screaming 'Get the frak AWAY!' with my comms off or banging away with a heavy bolter in a state of panic so sublime it seems like icy calmness, I'll be there. Hating my life.
So basically, an unfavourable-interpretation* Ciaphas Cain who doesn't have the lying skills to pull off the Hero shtick with his superiors, but just. Won't. Die.
* - the favourable interpretaion of Commissar Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! being that he is in fact that heroic, but self-hating, of course.
Whether it's flailing desperately with a chainsword screaming 'Get the frak AWAY!' with my comms off or banging away with a heavy bolter in a state of panic so sublime it seems like icy calmness, I'll be there. Hating my life.
So basically, an unfavourable-interpretation* Ciaphas Cain who doesn't have the lying skills to pull off the Hero shtick with his superiors, but just. Won't. Die.
* - the favourable interpretaion of Commissar Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! being that he is in fact that heroic, but self-hating, of course.
Yes, I know my username is an oxyMORON, thankyou for pointing that out, you're very clever.
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MEMBER: Evil Autistic Conspiracy. Working everyday to get as many kids immunized as possible to grow our numbers.
'I don't believe in gunship diplomacy, but a couple of battleships in low orbit over my enemy's capital can't but help negotiations.'
Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
+++ BEGIN LOG +++
+++ BROTHER-CODICIER HAWKWINGS, ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER +++
+++ CHRONICLES OF THE HOLY SDN CAMPAIGN +++
After retrieving MacGuffin Part 2, the Captain deemed it necessary to clear out several more Chaos outposts on minor, inconsequential planets. Something about "XP" and "shiny things" was mentioned.
As a result of these actions, Brothers Charred Docken, Paulus Scarabeus, Caveat Emptor Andronicus, Darman Malus, Gaius, and Ralfus Manderus were promoted to Hero. Additionally, Brothers Paulus Scarabeus and Sunshine Mcgee were awarded the Crux Terminatus for their valour. Marines were reshuffled and switched with fresh reserves, while veteran marines were rotated into the training cadre.
Here is the updated roster:
Tactical Squad 1
SGT Caveat Emptor Andronicus
Niveus Portus
Maximo Zepp
Yosemite Bear
Daman Sarhiff
Assault Squad
SGT Gaius
Siegfried Roy
Narkus
Lalkurti Vanas
Slab Hardbeef
Devastator Squad
SGT Dominatus Imperatus
Connor MacLeod
Sunshine Mcgee
Reckless Prudence
Darman Malus
Specialists
Librarian Matteus
Apothecary Sorchus
Apothecary Wautd
Techmarine Spikerivet
TECHMARINE SIRNITRAM
Reserve
Charred Docken
Dimitri Kursk
Paulus Scarabeus
Ralfus Manderus
Currently Dimitri Kursk has the most kills with 33, with Charred Docken following closely behind at 31. However, Paulus Scarabeus has the most XP with 2424, and Charred Docken again in second place at 2393.
+++ BROTHER-CODICIER HAWKWINGS, ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER +++
+++ CHRONICLES OF THE HOLY SDN CAMPAIGN +++
After retrieving MacGuffin Part 2, the Captain deemed it necessary to clear out several more Chaos outposts on minor, inconsequential planets. Something about "XP" and "shiny things" was mentioned.
As a result of these actions, Brothers Charred Docken, Paulus Scarabeus, Caveat Emptor Andronicus, Darman Malus, Gaius, and Ralfus Manderus were promoted to Hero. Additionally, Brothers Paulus Scarabeus and Sunshine Mcgee were awarded the Crux Terminatus for their valour. Marines were reshuffled and switched with fresh reserves, while veteran marines were rotated into the training cadre.
Here is the updated roster:
Tactical Squad 1
SGT Caveat Emptor Andronicus
Niveus Portus
Maximo Zepp
Yosemite Bear
Daman Sarhiff
Assault Squad
SGT Gaius
Siegfried Roy
Narkus
Lalkurti Vanas
Slab Hardbeef
Devastator Squad
SGT Dominatus Imperatus
Connor MacLeod
Sunshine Mcgee
Reckless Prudence
Darman Malus
Specialists
Librarian Matteus
Apothecary Sorchus
Apothecary Wautd
Techmarine Spikerivet
TECHMARINE SIRNITRAM
Reserve
Charred Docken
Dimitri Kursk
Paulus Scarabeus
Ralfus Manderus
Currently Dimitri Kursk has the most kills with 33, with Charred Docken following closely behind at 31. However, Paulus Scarabeus has the most XP with 2424, and Charred Docken again in second place at 2393.
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OmegaChief
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Woo, into the main squad at last, boy I'm so excited, I'll be the best darn space marine you ever saw, just watch me!
This odyssey, this, exodus. Do we journey toward the promised land, or into the valley of the kings? Three decades ago I envisioned a new future for our species, and now that we are on the brink of realizing my dream, I feel only solitude, and regret. Has my entire life's work been a fool's crusade? Have I led my people into this desert, only to die?
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Force Lord
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
KILL THE MUTANT, BURN THE HERETIC, CRUSH THE XENO!
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Eternal_Freedom
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Kursk is thrilled to have his fellow veterans Charred Docken, Paulus Scarabeus and Ralfus Manderus join him in training the maggots:
Brother Dimitri Kursk wrote:Brothers! Welcome to the shittest assignment in the Segmentum! These new recruits are totally useless! Excuse me a moment...
You!, Yes, you! Drop the Bolter. Don't ever hold it like that again or you'll find yourself missing major pieces of your anatomy! And you there, if you drop your guard in combat even for a moment an enemy will split you in half and enjoy eating what's left.
See what I mean Brothers? These wimpy bastards won't last twenty seconds in battle. Go and try sparring with them, you'll floor the lot of them in about five seconds.
Man I hate this job!
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
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HMS Sophia
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Wait... I just realise I somehow made sergeant of the devastator squad... I am... pleased 
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StarGazer, an experiment in RPG creation
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Connor MacLeod
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Whee I'm a Devastator. Now we get to see if my 40K analysis paid off. *blows up lascannon on ignition and destroys the entire starboard hangar of the Strike Cruiser*
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KhorneFlakes
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
Hello...a few posts ago I requested to sign up as a Techmarine. Did no one notice that?Hawkwings wrote:+++ BEGIN LOG +++
+++ BROTHER-CODICIER HAWKWINGS, ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER +++
+++ CHRONICLES OF THE HOLY SDN CAMPAIGN +++
After retrieving MacGuffin Part 2, the Captain deemed it necessary to clear out several more Chaos outposts on minor, inconsequential planets. Something about "XP" and "shiny things" was mentioned.
As a result of these actions, Brothers Charred Docken, Paulus Scarabeus, Caveat Emptor Andronicus, Darman Malus, Gaius, and Ralfus Manderus were promoted to Hero. Additionally, Brothers Paulus Scarabeus and Sunshine Mcgee were awarded the Crux Terminatus for their valour. Marines were reshuffled and switched with fresh reserves, while veteran marines were rotated into the training cadre.
Here is the updated roster:
Tactical Squad 1
SGT Caveat Emptor Andronicus
Niveus Portus
Maximo Zepp
Yosemite Bear
Daman Sarhiff
Assault Squad
SGT Gaius
Siegfried Roy
Narkus
Lalkurti Vanas
Slab Hardbeef
Devastator Squad
SGT Dominatus Imperatus
Connor MacLeod
Sunshine Mcgee
Reckless Prudence
Darman Malus
Specialists
Librarian Matteus
Apothecary Sorchus
Apothecary Wautd
Techmarine Spikerivet
TECHMARINE SIRNITRAM
Reserve
Charred Docken
Dimitri Kursk
Paulus Scarabeus
Ralfus Manderus
Currently Dimitri Kursk has the most kills with 33, with Charred Docken following closely behind at 31. However, Paulus Scarabeus has the most XP with 2424, and Charred Docken again in second place at 2393.
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Brother-Captain Gaius
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Re: Let's Play: Chaos Gate
I don't think there are any more Techmarines available.
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The vision never dies; life's a never-ending wheel
1337 posts as of 16:34 GMT-7 June 2nd, 2003
"'He or she' is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot." ― Randy Marsh