I'M REALLY AM A F&#@#ING PRICK!

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I'M REALLY AM A F&#@#ING PRICK!

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I'm here to grovel and beg mercy. I've been an arrogant selfrightous asshole and I deserve to to be spaced most mercilessly. :oops: In my brainwashed state of fundieness I'd been blined to reason and reality. I truly belived I knew what I was talking about but you're right, I'm a sheep who spouts the canned retoric of my "spiritual elders" and believes it for reasons beyond me but probably because I was afraid of God or eternal damnation of something, I don't really know now. I am worse than worm fecies. :cry: But having finaly had my beliefs challeged by people who aren't as weakminded as myself has made me re-evalutate my beliefs. I have seen the error of my ways and have done a lot of thinking the last few days. I don't want pity however. Flame me, spit on my ashes and piss them to the wind. But don't reject me after all the effort (or not so much really) you went through to convert me. I'm really a nice guy once I'm set straight. So even though I was (and in some ways will continue to be) a bastard prick, can we still be friends or is it too late? :)
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Post by Gandalf »

Tired of being flamed?

This wasn't the ideal way to go about it.

EDIT: This was post #500 for me
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Post by THE AMBASSADOR »

Gandalf wrote:Tired of being flamed?

This wasn't the ideal way to go about it.

EDIT: This was post #500 for me
Why? Is someone damned forever just because they were wrong and stupid? Is no one ever allowed to the change their mind or beliefs? What is the purpose of debating a person and challeging their beliefs if not to convince them they are wrong and set them straight? I'm not srcewing around trying to get back into good graces. Darth Wong and others actually convinced me to re-evaluate what I believed and they were very brutal in going about it, as they rightly should. I am legitimately in a state of transition. I realize that I will be demonized for awhile (if not forever) and not trusted, but I deserve it. What more can I say?
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THE AMBASSADOR wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Tired of being flamed?

This wasn't the ideal way to go about it.

EDIT: This was post #500 for me
Why? Is someone damned forever just because they were wrong and stupid? Is no one ever allowed to the change their mind or beliefs? What is the purpose of debating a person and challeging their beliefs if not to convince them they are wrong and set them straight? I'm not srcewing around trying to get back into good graces. Darth Wong and others actually convinced me to re-evaluate what I believed and they were very brutal in going about it, as they rightly should. I am legitimately in a state of transition. I realize that I will be demonized for awhile (if not forever) and not trusted, but I deserve it. What more can I say?
Your post had a sarcastic feel to it, I apologise if I misinterpreted it, but if it was sarcasm, go to hell.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Hmm...

Should we give him a chance?

Have a very nice day.
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Post by neoolong »

fgalkin wrote:Hmm...

Should we give him a chance?

Have a very nice day.
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Don't know, some of it seems rather sarcastic like Gandalf says.
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Post by Frank Hipper »

"OK, I concede." Would have made a better impression, bub.
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neoolong wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Hmm...

Should we give him a chance?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Don't know, some of it seems rather sarcastic like Gandalf says.
Funny, as ALL of it seemed sarcastic to me. :?
He hasn't been trolling as I know, he's just.....moronic. :mrgreen:
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Captain tycho wrote:
neoolong wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Hmm...

Should we give him a chance?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Don't know, some of it seems rather sarcastic like Gandalf says.
Funny, as ALL of it seemed sarcastic to me. :?
He hasn't been trolling as I know, he's just.....moronic. :mrgreen:
I opt for re-opening of flaming.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Gandalf wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
neoolong wrote: Don't know, some of it seems rather sarcastic like Gandalf says.
Funny, as ALL of it seemed sarcastic to me. :?
He hasn't been trolling as I know, he's just.....moronic. :mrgreen:
I opt for re-opening of flaming.
Seconded. :twisted:
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Gandalf wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
neoolong wrote: Don't know, some of it seems rather sarcastic like Gandalf says.
Funny, as ALL of it seemed sarcastic to me. :?
He hasn't been trolling as I know, he's just.....moronic. :mrgreen:
I opt for re-opening of flaming.
He isn't online right now. I say let's wait some more and see what other people have to say. Then, we can decide if we want to flame him or not.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
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Post by Gandalf »

fgalkin wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Captain tycho wrote: Funny, as ALL of it seemed sarcastic to me. :?
He hasn't been trolling as I know, he's just.....moronic. :mrgreen:
I opt for re-opening of flaming.
He isn't online right now. I say let's wait some more and see what other people have to say. Then, we can decide if we want to flame him or not.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Sorry for being rash, this guy really shits me.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Post by Exonerate »

I'd almost swear he's being hijacked... He's gone awry.

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Post by Sir Sirius »

If he is serious...W :lol: W! :!: ! I'm truly dumbfounded, the first creationist conversion ever... :)

If he is being sarcastic... :evil: Rip his heart from his cheast and eat it while it still beats. :twisted:
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THE AMBASSADOR wrote:I'm here to grovel and beg mercy. I've been an arrogant selfrightous asshole and I deserve to to be spaced most mercilessly. :oops: In my brainwashed state of fundieness I'd been blined to reason and reality. I truly belived I knew what I was talking about but you're right, I'm a sheep who spouts the canned retoric of my "spiritual elders" and believes it for reasons beyond me but probably because I was afraid of God or eternal damnation of something, I don't really know now. I am worse than worm fecies. :cry: But having finaly had my beliefs challeged by people who aren't as weakminded as myself has made me re-evalutate my beliefs. I have seen the error of my ways and have done a lot of thinking the last few days. I don't want pity however. Flame me, spit on my ashes and piss them to the wind. But don't reject me after all the effort (or not so much really) you went through to convert me. I'm really a nice guy once I'm set straight. So even though I was (and in some ways will continue to be) a bastard prick, can we still be friends or is it too late? :)
He could have made it less ambigious by just saying, "I concede."

But I don't see any real disadvantages in giving him a chance. Unlike the real world, turning your back at a wrong moment on a web-board does not have too severe a consequence. What can he do? He can make another moronic post and try to defend it. Then we'll sticky him, maybe ban him.

He probably knows that this is his last chance, whether he's sincere in changing his ways or not.

Of course, I hadn't been very active with him, so there might have been some atrocity he had committed I don't know about that would have changed my mind...
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

My sarcasm detector immediately overloaded and got completely destroyed on that. The last bit of non-corrupted data suggests a MASSIVE level of sarcasm at a density never seen before on this Earth. Estimated at about 9.37x10^100 Watts/cm^2.

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Post by Stuart Mackey »

This
1} smells like a pile of steaming BS.
2} A mod playing silly buggers.
3}no one but Wong issues titles, see 1.
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I agree with Mackey; this sounds like a con job.
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Post by Slartibartfast »

If he truly felt sorry he could have used a lot less groveling... this sounds like a lot of sarcasm.

But as others have said, giving him a second chance wouldn't exactly have dangerous consequences. At most, really annoying consequences that will last about half a second.
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Or maybe I meant "groweling"? :lol:
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Post by Master of Ossus »

Wow. I think this may have been the first former fundamentalist who actually admitted error, eventually. He deserves a chance just based on that alone.
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I think we should leave him with the title he earned until he show he has grown up.
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Post by Enricko »

SD.net community should have a sort of ritual when assho... huh... when people regain their sanity and logic. Like a thread equivalent to make him walk down an alley while we beat him with sticks.
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Post by Wicked Pilot »

I think it's BS. Let him keep the title until he shows otherwise.
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