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I was just upstairs, and I saw that my brother was showered and dressing.

I asked him "Got school today?"

"No."

"Then why are you....You're getting MOO3?"

and he grins and says "yeeees......"

and then turns to me and says:

"If you don't get off the computer when I come home with it, I'll stab you
in the neck with a PEN"

Gotta love brothers, man....
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I love mine enough to give him the last box of plasters for his wounds inflicted by me.
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"Plasters" is Limey for band-aids, right? :P

Heh, I actually went out to Best Buy with Utsanomiko on release day for WarCraft III.
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Yeah well my brother goes out and buys fucking chinpokomon for his GBA, so no I don't love them. In fact I think I oughta wait until he wakes up then jabhim in the eyes with a grapefruit fork.
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Ah, the benefits of being without siblings...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:"Plasters" is Limey for band-aids, right? :P

Heh, I actually went out to Best Buy with Utsanomiko on release day for WarCraft III.
Yep! Proper language...we hope that one day America will learn... :P 8)
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:"Plasters" is Limey for band-aids, right? :P

Heh, I actually went out to Best Buy with Utsanomiko on release day for WarCraft III.
Yep! Proper language...we hope that one day America will learn... :P 8)
Never! :twisted: :P
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IG-88E wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:"Plasters" is Limey for band-aids, right? :P

Heh, I actually went out to Best Buy with Utsanomiko on release day for WarCraft III.
Yep! Proper language...we hope that one day America will learn... :P 8)
Never! :twisted: :P

You will....oh yes...you will.... :twisted: 8) :D :!:
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Well Alex and I live hundreds of miles from each other, send taunting emails about computer upgrades and steal eachother's CD's...

Oh, and Alex If your here, I Have your Pulp Fiction, I want my Jagged Little Pill back.
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IG-88E wrote:Ah, the benefits of being without siblings...
Amen! No siblings and childhood spent in a neighborhood with no other kids my age as well. Very independent and imaginative as a result. Of course, the social graces of a, well... coyote I guess, but with no one around, who cares? 8)
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In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
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Coyote wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Ah, the benefits of being without siblings...
Amen! No siblings and childhood spent in a neighborhood with no other kids my age as well. Very independent and imaginative as a result. Of course, the social graces of a, well... coyote I guess, but with no one around, who cares? 8)
Damn you!

I'm going to FedEx my brother to you and hope you find the joys of having a brother. By joy I mean HELL.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:"Plasters" is Limey for band-aids, right? :P

Heh, I actually went out to Best Buy with Utsanomiko on release day for WarCraft III.
Yeah, but you were a fucktard asshole prick about letting me play Neverwinter Nights on ALFA's server once I got accepted over winter break. Jesus Q. Christ, it didn't kill you to be online for less than 10 hours a day. :x

And it's going to be a long time before I forgive you about the way you post on this message board. Always popping into threads before I get there, making the points I wanted to make but in the worse way possible, and now that I'm starting to have time to come in, make my points (a hell of a lot clearer, more than just one sentence, and without 'fuck you, cunt' at the beginning), and basically clean up the mess you start, now people are starting to think not only do I support every fuxking argument you start, but that I'm a fucktard asshole prick like you!! :x
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Someone's bitter.

I have a sister, but she's only 8 years old...
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IG-88E wrote:Ah, the benefits of being without siblings...
Hear, hear :D
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I have a 15yr old sister...she looks and immitates a cow. Going cheap. She'll be in Canada for 6 weeks so any takers wanna hijack her...you're welcome!
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:I have a 15yr old sister...she looks and immitates a cow. Going cheap. She'll be in Canada for 6 weeks so any takers wanna hijack her...you're welcome!
Keep your sister we don`t want her :mrgreen: :mrgreen: we allready have Sheila Copps :shock:
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Montcalm wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:I have a 15yr old sister...she looks and immitates a cow. Going cheap. She'll be in Canada for 6 weeks so any takers wanna hijack her...you're welcome!
Keep your sister we don`t want her :mrgreen: :mrgreen: we allready have Sheila Copps :shock:
Who is Shelia Copps?
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The Great Unbearded One wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:I have a 15yr old sister...she looks and immitates a cow. Going cheap. She'll be in Canada for 6 weeks so any takers wanna hijack her...you're welcome!
Keep your sister we don`t want her :mrgreen: :mrgreen: we allready have Sheila Copps :shock:
Who is Shelia Copps?
She is Canada`s official cow
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Montcalm wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:Who is Shelia Copps?
She is Canada`s official cow
Is this like America's Anna Nichole Smith?
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."

In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
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Coyote wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
The Great Unbearded One wrote:Who is Shelia Copps?
She is Canada`s official cow
Is this like America's Anna Nichole Smith?
Or America's Pamela Anderson? :mrgreen:
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:
Coyote wrote:
Montcalm wrote: She is Canada`s official cow
Is this like America's Anna Nichole Smith?
Or America's Pamela Anderson? :mrgreen:
Pam Anderson is just dumb...she has yet to reach Anna's....mass ..........yet
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Ghost Rider wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Or America's Pamela Anderson? :mrgreen:
Pam Anderson is just dumb...she has yet to reach Anna's....mass ..........yet
It's kinda hard to gain weight when your flesh has been replaced with an easy-to-clean vinyl coating. :lol:

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Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Or America's Pamela Anderson? :mrgreen:
Hey!

You want Pamela Anderson you gotta pay Canada.

We dont export things for free you know.
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Ted wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Or America's Pamela Anderson? :mrgreen:
Hey!

You want Pamela Anderson you gotta pay Canada.

We dont export things for free you know.
No thanks, we got enough cheap, fake crap down here. :P :wink:
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Ted wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Or America's Pamela Anderson? :mrgreen:
Hey!

You want Pamela Anderson you gotta pay Canada.

We dont export things for free you know.
Not only can you keep her, but you can take Kid Rock, too.
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