What do you look like?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-28 01:05pm

I don't recall seeing your picture before, Rob. And I'm always honest. You are hot. Mmmmmm.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-28 01:06pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:Increasingly, it appears, there is an unusually HIGH number of guys on this board who look like they could kick someone's ass with their own foot, if you get my drift.

Someone should assemble a mock-calendar of the 'badasses of SD.NET' to post the next time some troll comes over and labels us as scrawny, pale, pencil-necked star wars geeks.
But I am thin and a Star Wars geek, how does this stop me from beating someone up with their own fists?

Okay, so it doesn't mean you couldn't whup ass. It's just that Raoul looks like he could throw, say, Dalton through a window from across the room just to see if he could make the shot. Still, I doubt that if we would otherwise even HAVE enough hardass-looking guys to make up a montage or calendar.

I ask you, is this the face of a Badass?

No...you look like a tourist. In other words, nonchalant for the sake of nonchalant, but with the apparent hidden mental thought, "I wonder how sturdy this thing I'm leaning against is?".

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-02-28 01:08pm

Lagmonster wrote:Judging from his forehead, he missed a few times with the nunchucks. or I could be a dolt and that could be some sort of marking.

You're a dolt.

It's hard to see, I know, but here's a closer look:

The symbol, though faded from a day of running around BAAF NY, is "Oni".

Kelly Antilles wrote:And who are you supposed to be?

"Evil" Tamahome, from FY. It's ghetto cosplay, but it's the best I could pull together in, like, a few hours.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-28 01:08pm

Rob Wilson wrote:I am a Sex God! Womens knee's tremble in my presence, you can hear them moistening at my approach!

[Lord Flashheart]...Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it...[/Lord Flashheart]

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-28 01:18pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:I don't recall seeing your picture before, Rob. And I'm always honest. You are hot. Mmmmmm.

About halfway down this page, three pics.

And though i've been called cute before, you're the first woman to call me hot that I'm not involved with. Yet another first from the Internet.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-28 01:19pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: I ask you, is this the face of a Badass?
THAT is the face of a GOD! Man, you are so sexy.
Seconded. Quite the hottie there, Mr. Wilson.

Apparently, whatever Kelly is suffering from is contagious.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-28 01:22pm

Lagmonster wrote:
I ask you, is this the face of a Badass?
No...you look like a tourist. In other words, nonchalant for the sake of nonchalant, but with the apparent hidden mental thought, "I wonder how sturdy this thing I'm leaning against is?".

Hehehehehee, it's actualy from the Ferry at troi Pistoles, and I had been looking out to at the Seals in the water from the top of the Ferry when my GF of the time called my name and took the snap as I turned.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-28 01:23pm

Nope, never saw them before... still think you're hot.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-28 01:24pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:THAT is the face of a GOD! Man, you are so sexy.
Seconded. Quite the hottie there, Mr. Wilson.

Apparently, whatever Kelly is suffering from is contagious.

Thirded. Mmmmhmmm, deliciously sexy.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-28 01:31pm

Well, there's your answer to the badass question, Rob. You don't get to qualify as a badass, but instead are apparently some sort of sexual imagery invocation. I'm sure you can live with that.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-28 01:35pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Nope, never saw them before... still think you're hot.

OK, um err... I don't know what to say... prompt!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-28 01:38pm

Zaia wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Seconded. Quite the hottie there, Mr. Wilson.

Apparently, whatever Kelly is suffering from is contagious.
Thirded. Mmmmhmmm, deliciously sexy.

Keep this up and I'll start believing it myself.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-28 01:43pm

Lagmonster wrote:Well, there's your answer to the badass question, Rob. You don't get to qualify as a badass, but instead are apparently some sort of sexual imagery invocation. I'm sure you can live with that.

That Voodoo book was worth it's weight in Virgins.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-28 01:44pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Zaia wrote:Thirded. Mmmmhmmm, deliciously sexy.
Keep this up and I'll start believing it myself.

No harm in that, darlin'.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-28 01:44pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
Apparently, whatever Kelly is suffering from is contagious.
Thirded. Mmmmhmmm, deliciously sexy.

Keep this up and I'll start believing it myself.

VETOED! Because I can... and that is an unbiased opinion.... I guess I'm just too young to appreciate the looks of older guys.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-28 01:53pm

verilon wrote: VETOED! Because I can... and that is an unbiased opinion.... I guess I'm just too young to appreciate the looks of older guys.

Older... Guys... I'm older guys? When did that happen, when did I get to be thought of as old? Waaaaah, time for a midlife crisis I think, quick where's my sports car and 18 year old airhead tokenGF?

I'm only 30 and I was only 27 in that picture. Sigh, I'm over the hill, past it, an old codger, collecting my bus pass and reminiscing about the good old days as i make my way down the hallways of Bideawee Care home, my false teeth in a jar on the mantlepiece and my aged body held up on a zimmer frame.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-02-28 01:53pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
verilon wrote: VETOED! Because I can... and that is an unbiased opinion.... I guess I'm just too young to appreciate the looks of older guys.
Older... Guys... I'm older guys? When did that happen, when did I get to be thought of as old? Waaaaah, time for a midlife crisis I think, quick where's my sports car and 18 year old airhead tokenGF?

I'm only 30 and I was only 27 in that picture. Sigh, I'm over the hill, past it, an old codger, collecting my bus pass and reminiscing about the good old days as i make my way down the hallways of Bideawee Care home, my false teeth in a jar on the mantlepiece and my aged body held up on a zimmer frame.

Older meaning 25 is out of my range... Lest we forget, I'm only 18

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-02-28 02:00pm

verilon wrote:
Older meaning 25 is out of my range... Lest we forget, I'm only 18

When i was 19-20 nothing was too old this side of 40.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-02-28 02:18pm

[quote=Lagmonster]It's just that Raoul looks like he could throw, say, Dalton through a window from across the room just to see if he could make the shot.[/quote]

Noooo... I'd never do that.

Like I said, I just look bigger 'n' badder than I actually am. I'm only about 5'8" or 5'9" by 155lbs, max. I'm probably a little under that, actually. Although I've recently discovered that, if grabbed from behind in a sleeper hold, I can pull off a decent reverse-bearhug takedown on a guy who's about 6'2" by 220. What can I say? I'm not small... I'm compact. Or, as Hiroko used to put it, "He's really 6'6" and weighs 270 pounds. He's just too polite to take up all that space."

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-02-28 02:28pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:

Although I've recently discovered that, if grabbed from behind in a sleeper hold, I can pull off a decent reverse-bearhug takedown on a guy who's about 6'2" by 220.

That's if they don't put the sleeper on you properly!

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-02-28 03:03pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: I ask you, is this the face of a Badass?
THAT is the face of a GOD! Man, you are so sexy.

I'll take that claim into consideration just as soon as he gets himself his own Photoshopped God/Jesus pic.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-28 03:06pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote: I'll take that claim into consideration just as soon as he gets himself his own Photoshopped God/Jesus pic.

You're Son of a God

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-28 03:47pm

Rob Wilson wrote:Sigh, I'm over the hill, past it, an old codger, collecting my bus pass and reminiscing about the good old days as i make my way down the hallways of Bideawee Care home, my false teeth in a jar on the mantlepiece and my aged body held up on a zimmer frame.

Welcome to the club. Here's your cane. Use it to beat young whippersnappers that refuse to get a high paying job so as to pay lots of taxes so as to make sure there's a big pot of money for you to drag welfare and social security money out of.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-28 03:49pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Or, as Hiroko used to put it, "He's really 6'6" and weighs 270 pounds. He's just too polite to take up all that space."

Now *that's* funny. And it also basically means that volumetrically, I'm an impolite bastard, although technically I'm not that heavy.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-02-28 03:53pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote: I'll take that claim into consideration just as soon as he gets himself his own Photoshopped God/Jesus pic.
You're Son of a God

I am both.

Didn't ya know? Fear it, indeed.