Murca - the biggest, meanest, freedomest country in the world
Zenobia - the second meanest and biggest, though not really freedomy, country in the world. Bunch of communards
Thanasia - bunch of socialists who are secretly NAZZIS and want to take over the world.
Canuckistan - also socialists. Play hockey a lot.
Mohico - a strange land full of evil monsters coming to steal all our jobs and eat our babies
Homobortionists - sexual deviants who want to convert patriotic Murcans and make them have sex with men and abortionize babies.
Lieberals - people who lie about the world, and try to tell things that are not true to the Murcan way
Freedom - the greatest value ever ; It is acceptable to kill for freedom. Only exists in Murca.
Sand Digger - everyone not white
Women - strange penisless things, prone to hysteria. Don't know what they're for.
BARIS/MURCA Glossary
BARIS/MURCA Glossary
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
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Re: The Glossary
Bibel - A holy, immutable and literally true document written long time ago by disciples of Jeebus in a foreign language called "Early modern English".
Constipitution - A holy, immutable and literally true document written long time ago by disciples of Jeebus.
Constipitution - A holy, immutable and literally true document written long time ago by disciples of Jeebus.
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COLON ASS TURDS - Central Observation Logistics Operations of the Nation Advanced Subterfuge Service Technical Undercover Reconnaissance Detachment Squads
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Re: The Glossary
They make babies, and on occasion, sammiches. Not knowing this puts you at suspicion of being a homobortionist.PeZook wrote:Women - strange penisless things, prone to hysteria. Don't know what they're for.
Democrasy - Enables a country to emulate Murca. Is delivered to communard and terrist countries inside of large bombs democrasy packs, which are dropped from planes.
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BALLS - a saying that wards off evil spirits and the DEEBIL
The Deebil - tried to invade Murca and got his ass invaded
The Deebil - tried to invade Murca and got his ass invaded
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Sammich - very Murcan food, though only if made with more than 89% meat content. Sammiches with less meat are for socialists, lieberals and nerds.
Fractions - fucking fractions, who the hell needs them in real life anyway?
Common sense - a uniquely Murcan quality of character that lets a proper Murcan solve any problem, at any time, without the need for lieberal things like information, edumacation or study.
Edumacation - useful thing, mostly for making sure Murcan boys grow up properly patriotic. Otherwise a stuff for Thanasians and Canuckistanis.
Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.
Library - collections of poisonous lieberal propaganda. To be treated with suspicion.
Meat - the only truly Murcan food except for apple pie.
Fractions - fucking fractions, who the hell needs them in real life anyway?
Common sense - a uniquely Murcan quality of character that lets a proper Murcan solve any problem, at any time, without the need for lieberal things like information, edumacation or study.
Edumacation - useful thing, mostly for making sure Murcan boys grow up properly patriotic. Otherwise a stuff for Thanasians and Canuckistanis.
Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.
Library - collections of poisonous lieberal propaganda. To be treated with suspicion.
Meat - the only truly Murcan food except for apple pie.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Addendum: In which a non-round ball is virtually never touched with a foot - only evil socialist who hate freedom do it different.PeZook wrote:Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.
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I do archery skeet. With a Trebuchet.
Re: The Glossary
Shariatheist - A traitor Murcan who doesn't believe in God and Jeebus and who wants to make Islime the law of the land instead of the Constipitution.
Islime - The horrible religion of Sand Diggers and Shariatheists.
Jeebus - God's son, who is also the manliest man ever, I mean, have you ever looked at a crucifix? I mean, really looked at it? Have you seen his cut abs, his massive biceps, his rock-hard pecks...
Islime - The horrible religion of Sand Diggers and Shariatheists.
Jeebus - God's son, who is also the manliest man ever, I mean, have you ever looked at a crucifix? I mean, really looked at it? Have you seen his cut abs, his massive biceps, his rock-hard pecks...
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Re: The Glossary
Limbaugh - French word meaning "Falafel"
Falafel - Bill O'Reilly's penis.
Penis - Good for poking (also delicious on toast)
Butthurt - what Murcan's get if you question their freedomness.
Brown People - Murcans don't like these dudes, but they don't openly persecute them. Instead, they vote for other people to actively persecute them instead.
Aliens (See also illegals, Brown People) - Anyone (thing) not from Murica
Falafel - Bill O'Reilly's penis.
Penis - Good for poking (also delicious on toast)
Butthurt - what Murcan's get if you question their freedomness.
Brown People - Murcans don't like these dudes, but they don't openly persecute them. Instead, they vote for other people to actively persecute them instead.
Aliens (See also illegals, Brown People) - Anyone (thing) not from Murica
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POLAND PAGAN - The greatest president in Murcan prehistory. The man who defeated Zenobia.
Profoundly influenced Murcan fashion forever.
Profoundly influenced Murcan fashion forever.
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MAObama - Communist illegal alien who is destroying all that is good in Murca and taking away our Freedoms
Obamination - See MAObama
MuBarack - See Obamination
Obamessiah - The great savior of the Lieberal freedom hating Homobortionists
Obamination - See MAObama
MuBarack - See Obamination
Obamessiah - The great savior of the Lieberal freedom hating Homobortionists
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JDAMBAMA - a weapon used to induce homobortions; far more effective than a coat hanger
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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I just wondered what would happen if you translated "Margaritaville" using the fox/merican/shroom to english dictionary?
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Bitchy Stench - The Thanasian-controlled government of Stenchia during Salvation War Part Deux.
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Technicality: anyone cleared of murder by DNA evidence
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Bearlin- the capital of Thanasia. Pay for not knowing that one at the hands of Von Evilstein.
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Sucker - the only game Yurpeans and Thanaians are good at, often mistaken for football by homobortionists and un-Murcan traitorsPeZook wrote:
Football - the greatest game in the world. Truly manly, it weeds out potential homobortionists from the Murcan youth.
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
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Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
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LOLRAR: a rar with obvious humorous does not work togetehr potential.
LOLRAR: a rar with obvious humorous does not work togetehr potential.
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