SDN Worlds 4 Commentary Thread VI

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I will freely admit that I took quite a lot of inspiration from Shroom's previous post regarding Bragulan military exercises. Also, I do realize that I've left the first story arc involving Kanata hanging, and before anyone gives me any flak regarding Captain Alcott, keep in mind that her armor is just a prototype. It'll be at least a few years before Project IS can create something that can economically be mass-produced.

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It's entirely probable I won't be able to get a post off before June 10, since right now homework is opressing me, and will continue to do so for the next few weeks.
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Note that the MEH will probably re-arrange their fleets in between Wolf 359 and the complete destruction of their fleet there, and by the time the rest of us arrive; so, assuming so much is concentrated at Xena would be..... an assumption. 8)
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Wolf 359 is also an assumption. Image
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KlavoHunter wrote:Note that the MEH will probably re-arrange their fleets in between Wolf 359 and the complete destruction of their fleet there, and by the time the rest of us arrive; so, assuming so much is concentrated at Xena would be..... an assumption. 8)
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Any takers for the OMINOUS meeting? I know the Eoghans and Chamarrans are into the MEHstomp. Any other takers?
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What the fuck is that bearded lady crap about me? And midgets?
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Well, to be fair, for SPESS MARINES all other humans are probably like midgets and ladies to them.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Any takers for the OMINOUS meeting? I know the Eoghans and Chamarrans are into the MEHstomp. Any other takers?
And me, of course.
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RogueIce wrote:What the fuck is that bearded lady crap about me? And midgets?
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You should make counter-propaganda that the Byzantines' leader is a skeleton sitting on a psychic toilet bowl. Or, have your guys confuse them with the nearby Sassanids and assert that their leader is a giant sandworm. :lol:
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The Byzantines could sure use some proper propaganda smashing and/or forceful provocations. So far everybody they did it to just rolled over :)
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PeZook wrote:The Byzantines could sure use some proper propaganda smashing and/or forceful provocations. So far everybody they did it to just rolled over :)
We pick our battles properly. :wink:

But this albino and midget thingy is a long running joke between me and Shroom against Rogue. Really. It's just that Rogue has judiciously avoided reading our stuff. :lol:
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That horrible little infodump was in response to the demon-summoning going on in Imperium space. Couldn't find the post but you know which one I'm talking about. I just needed that written so I could maybe get on to doing something about it.
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
PeZook wrote:The Byzantines could sure use some proper propaganda smashing and/or forceful provocations. So far everybody they did it to just rolled over :)
We pick our battles properly. :wink:

But this albino and midget thingy is a long running joke between me and Shroom against Rogue. Really. It's just that Rogue has judiciously avoided reading our stuff. :lol:
To be fair, it's not just your stuff I judiciously avoid reading.

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Speaking of Eoghans...

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Never seen that before shroom.

Anyway, if I don't have a post up in the next 30 hours someone can volunteer to slap me, I'll deserve it. It is all done in handwritten notes and has been so for, three weeks or more, alongside of a half dozen partial starts to other story posts. Just need to get typing.
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*puts down voluntary slapping-hand* :P

So, Zor, some Man-Tau want to be granted asylum in Nova-Atlantis.
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I get first dibs on the MEH.
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Only if you promise not to blow it all up before other people get there.
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There's plenty for everyone. :D
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There are no MEH civilian ships leaving the confines of their 4 solar systems, except under heavy guard like the FOOD FLEET. CN decided on this while he was still playing, and while they don't lose ships onesies-twosies to pirates or stealthships, they get different interesting problems!
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KlavoHunter wrote:There are no MEH civilian ships leaving the confines of their 4 solar systems, except under heavy guard like the FOOD FLEET. CN decided on this while he was still playing, and while they don't lose ships onesies-twosies to pirates or stealthships, they get different interesting problems!
Aw, but I wanted some commerce raiding! :(

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EDIT 2: I guess I have to risk my ships' necks. Again.

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