What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

[MKSheppard]

On the runways of Deutschland the Luftwaffe prepares to launch. Using ME-3000s(top speed, mach 5, armed with plasma missiles and particle cannons) they take off and reach the lands of Necro in record speed. Plasma missiles fly through the air as hyper accelerated matter cuts buildings in half.

Unbeknownst to Alryium, hundreds of King Tiger IV tanks manned
by the Waffen-SS trundle onto the streets of Berlin and quickly
seize all important points of control in the city, assisted by Sheppardjugend
troops who lay their lives down fanatically for der vaterland.

By dawn, the coup is complete, and The Fourth Reich under Sheppard
is born

[Superman]

[MKSheppard]

Yep. Did Alryium actually think he could get away with controlling Germany
without contacting ME, the Reichsfuhrer-SS of the HAB?

[Enforcer Talen]

lets see. . . I import a bunch of atheist teachers to africa, make no1 priority education and health care, and make nonagression pacts with everyone. also make a bunch of nukes. Im not invading you, you dont invade me.

once everyone is literate and surviving, I start working on industry and enviroment.

[Alyrium Denryle]

On the runways of Deutschland the Luftwaffe prepares to launch. Using ME-3000s(top speed, mach 5, armed with plasma missiles and particle cannons) they take off and reach the lands of Necro in record speed. Plasma missiles fly through the air as hyper accelerated matter cuts buildings in half.

Unbeknownst to Alryium, hundreds of King Tiger IV tanks manned
by the Waffen-SS trundle onto the streets of Berlin and quickly
seize all important points of control in the city, assisted by Sheppardjugend
troops who lay their lives down fanatically for der vaterland.

By dawn, the coup is complete, and The Fourth Reich under Sheppard
is born

You forget my power armored shock troopers who also lay down their lives fanatically for der vaterland. They will destroy your tanks with ease. *watches as tanks are cut in half, and vaporized, as techo-mages take control of every bit of electronic equipment you use and turn it against you*

[Pcm979]

Y'see, this is the problem with TGODs.

TGODder #1: I shoot you in the head, killing you instantly!
TGODder #2: I dodge the bullets and stick a grenade up your ass!
TGODder #3: While you two are fighting, I use my orbital laser to ionise the whole country! Victory!
TGODder #1: My GCU in LEO displaces me away milliseconds before the blast. I-



ETC, ETC.

[Captain Cyran]

Yep. Did Alryium actually think he could get away with controlling Germany
without contacting ME, the Reichsfuhrer-SS of the HAB?

*VSD turrets move and a few shots are fired, destroying most of Sheppard's contingent of tanks.*

Alyrum is protected by the Space colony of Captain Cyran Sheppard...I suggest you fall back and give Alyrum his land back.

[Alyrium Denryle]

Yep. Did Alryium actually think he could get away with controlling Germany
without contacting ME, the Reichsfuhrer-SS of the HAB?

*I appear in front of you, and drive a poisoned dagger into your heart*

If the heart wound doesnt kill you instantly, the venom of the olive sea snake sure as hell will *disappears* oh and i may as well destroy this building while i am at it

*explosion*

[MKSheppard]

You forget my power armored shock troopers who also lay down their lives fanatically for der vaterland. They will destroy your tanks with ease. *watches as tanks are cut in half, and vaporized, as techo-mages take control of every bit of electronic equipment you use and turn it against you*

"We're taking heavy losses from those damned mages!" came the shouts
from the Front on the tac net.

"Deploy the DarkStar Weapons." came the order from on top.

Minutes later, hundreds of artillery shells loaded with vat-grown DarkStar
brain cells exploded over the ursurper Denryile's troops, quickly reducing
them to gibbering morons who couldn't recite the first five letters of the alphabet,
much less complex spells.

Sheppard's troops, being properly outfitted for chemical/biological
warfare in a DarkStar contaminated battlefield, quickly gained
the upperhand

[Alyrium Denryle]

Yep. Did Alryium actually think he could get away with controlling Germany
without contacting ME, the Reichsfuhrer-SS of the HAB?

*VSD turrets move and a few shots are fired, destroying most of Sheppard's contingent of tanks.*

Alyrum is protected by the Space colony of Captain Cyran Sheppard...I suggest you fall back and give Alyrum his land back.

*Appears on bridge of your VSD* thank you my friend. this will be remembered. *disappears*

[MKSheppard]

*I appear in front of you, and drive a poisoned dagger into your heart*

"oh no, he killed one of the many body doubles I keep as insurance!"

[Alyrium Denryle]

You forget my power armored shock troopers who also lay down their lives fanatically for der vaterland. They will destroy your tanks with ease. *watches as tanks are cut in half, and vaporized, as techo-mages take control of every bit of electronic equipment you use and turn it against you*

"We're taking heavy losses from those damned mages!" came the shouts
from the Front on the tac net.

"Deploy the DarkStar Weapons." came the order from on top.

Minutes later, hundreds of artillery shells loaded with vat-grown DarkStar
brain cells exploded over the ursurper Denryile's troops, quickly reducing
them to gibbering morons who couldn't recite the first five letters of the alphabet,
much less complex spells.

Sheppard's troops, being properly outfitted for chemical/biological
warfare in a DarkStar contaminated battlefield, quickly gained
the upperhand

HAHA! Behold the might of my illusions! *ilusions disappear and prismatic dragons appear in their stead, they quickly decimate your entire armed forces*

[HemlockGrey]

-White Rose walks onto the field, thus instantly neutralizing all forms of any sort of magic for several kilometers in every direction-

Carry on.

[Captain Cyran]

*I appear in front of you, and drive a poisoned dagger into your heart*

"oh no, he killed one of the many body doubles I keep as insurance!"

Hey, you got that tactic from Saddam Hussein!

[Alyrium Denryle]

summoned monsters are not subject to dispelling. not only that but my mages are supplemented with techno-mages

[MKSheppard]

-White Rose walks onto the field, thus instantly neutralizing all forms of any sort of magic for several kilometers in every direction-

Carry on.

"Thank you."

*Sheppardjugend open up with everything, decimating the dragons
into bloody chunks with 30mm autocannons*

[Alyrium Denryle]

-White Rose walks onto the field, thus instantly neutralizing all forms of any sort of magic for several kilometers in every direction-

Carry on.

"Thank you."

*Sheppardjugend open up with everything, decimating the dragons
into bloody chunks with 30mm autocannons*

Thse dragon's scales are impervious to mortal weapns fool!

*the populace of the free republic of Deutschland rise up against you Swizertland style, arming the defense grid emplacements that are on every street corner. Your weapons and troops are vaporised by a barrage of missiles, particle lasers and pulse fired plasma bolts*

[Alyrium Denryle]

*kills white rose, thus allowing me to use magic again*

*mages appear protected by prismatic spheres, opening up with every attack spell they can muster, raising the dead as undead minions armed with your own weapons*

[MKSheppard]

*the populace of the free republic of Deutschland rise up against you Swizertland style, arming the defense grid emplacements that are on every street corner. Your weapons and troops are vaporised by a barrage of missiles, particle lasers and pulse fired plasma bolts*

Alryium wakes up from his coke-induced fantasies and staggers to the window
of his chancellery to see the entire population of Berlin greeting the
liberators, and greeting the troops with flowers and lusty cheers
as the Sheppardjugend goosestep down the streets, their hobnailed
boots clanging off the ground in a unholy symphony....

[Alyrium Denryle]

Face it shep. you are outmatched and outgunned, you will have to take Berlin house by house, rom by room. you cannot win

[MKSheppard]

Face it shep. you are outmatched and outgunned, you will have to take Berlin house by house, rom by room. you cannot win

I have an unending supply of crack Sheppardjugend troops from the Great Mecha War on HAB

[Captain Cyran]

-White Rose walks onto the field, thus instantly neutralizing all forms of any sort of magic for several kilometers in every direction-

Carry on.

"Thank you."

*Sheppardjugend open up with everything, decimating the dragons
into bloody chunks with 30mm autocannons*

I do not think that Sheppard is getting the message here....alright, go to atmosphere, we're bringing this fight on top of him.

*Smirks as the Victory StarDestroyers begin to move through the atmosphere until they hover above Sheppards and Alyrum's troops. The comm turns on.*

Troops of MKSheppard, stand down immediately or you shall be destroyed with no quarter held.

*The turrets on the VSD's turn and target Sheppards troops as over 300 TIE defender's fly out of the hanger.*

[Alyrium Denryle]

*the populace of the free republic of Deutschland rise up against you Swizertland style, arming the defense grid emplacements that are on every street corner. Your weapons and troops are vaporised by a barrage of missiles, particle lasers and pulse fired plasma bolts*

Alryium wakes up from his coke-induced fantasies and staggers to the window
of his chancellery to see the entire population of Berlin greeting the
liberators, and greeting the troops with flowers and lusty cheers
as the Sheppardjugend goosestep down the streets, their hobnailed
boots clanging off the ground in a unholy symphony....

In your dreams.

[Ted]

Alyrium, I suggest you read the ASVS Civil War.

[Alyrium Denryle]

-White Rose walks onto the field, thus instantly neutralizing all forms of any sort of magic for several kilometers in every direction-

Carry on.

"Thank you."

*Sheppardjugend open up with everything, decimating the dragons
into bloody chunks with 30mm autocannons*

I do not think that Sheppard is getting the message here....alright, go to atmosphere, we're bringing this fight on top of him.

*Smirks as the Victory StarDestroyers begin to move through the atmosphere until they hover above Sheppards and Alyrum's troops. The comm turns on.*

Troops of MKSheppard, stand down immediately or you shall be destroyed with no quarter held.

*The turrets on the VSD's turn and target Sheppards troops as over 300 TIE defender's fly out of the hanger.*

*prismatic spheres go up around every building still controlled by us(the vast majority) and every loyal citizen of The free Republic of Duetschland, and around the forests and pristine wilderness* You may open fire when ready