What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

[MKSheppard]

*The turrets on the VSD's turn and target Sheppards troops as over 300 TIE defender's fly out of the hanger.*[/i]

Suddenly, from a wormhole, come hundreds of ships, led by KMS Bismarck. They all train their turrets onto Captain Cyran's VSD.

"The Autaurrian Reich has come to the aid of our ideological brethren on
this planet. Stand down your weapons, or be destroyed."

(my STGOD empire........yes, I love fascist nazi regimes)

[Alyrium Denryle]

*The god Azuth appears on the bridge of the bismarck and destroys the ship and the entire fleet from the inside out. He then goes on to wipe all of sheps troops out of existence*

Azuth: You didnt expect me to let the sources of my power die did you?*disappears*

[Captain Cyran]

*The turrets on the VSD's turn and target Sheppards troops as over 300 TIE defender's fly out of the hanger.*[/i]

Suddenly, from a wormhole, come hundreds of ships, led by KMS Bismarck. They all train their turrets onto Captain Cyran's VSD.

"The Autaurrian Reich has come to the aid of our ideological brethren on
this planet. Stand down your weapons, or be destroyed."

(my STGOD empire........yes, I love fascist nazi regimes)

*Looks up at the new troops.*

Well fuck...didn't want to do this but...ensign, call in the reinforcements.

*3 large sphere's appear in the atmosphere as thousands of parasite warships fly into the atmosphere, their guns pointed at the enemy troops.*

Do you know what those are commander? Those are planetoids...and they are more than able to rip this fleet of yours to shreds..

[Ted]

Suddenly, unbeknownst to Alyrium, Britain revolts.

Quickly taking control, the new Blackshirt Regime, led by Ted, comes to the aid of Sheppard.

[MKSheppard]

Azuth: You didnt expect me to let the sources of my power die did you?*disappears*

And meanwhile in space somewhere, the Laundry Hauler SS Shitstain
accidentially ran across the garbage scow SS Azuth, killing the imposter
god known as Azuth, who had manupulated Alryium through holograms
and tractor beams....

[Alyrium Denryle]

Brittain has no reason to revolt. Fool! There have been no reports of unrest, and so far the populace has shown complete loyalty. *puts down the small insurgence of Brittish fascists and continues destroying shep*

[Alyrium Denryle]

Azuth: You didnt expect me to let the sources of my power die did you?*disappears*

And meanwhile in space somewhere, the Laundry Hauler SS Shitstain
accidentially ran across the garbage scow SS Azuth, killing the imposter
god known as Azuth, who had manupulated Alryium through holograms
and tractor beams....

*Azuth appears infront of you again*

Azuth: Imposter am I? I will show you the true meaning of pain*casts eternal torment sending you to a realm of everlasting pain and suffering. Your body being raped by tentacle demons and proded with acid-coated pitchforks for all eternity*

[MKSheppard]

Azuth: Imposter am I? I will show you the true meaning of pain*casts eternal torment sending you to a realm of everlasting pain and suffering. Your body being raped by tentacle demons and proded with acid-coated pitchforks for all eternity*

Sheppard yawned and then pulled out a .50 Magnum Revolver and shot
Azuth square between the eyes, blowing his brains all over the room,
the thunderous blast of the Revolver deafening everyone on SD Net.

[Frank Hipper]

Sheppardjugend troops march triumphantly down the Kaiserstrasse, their hobnailed boots beginning to lose rythm as pustules break out all over their infected bodies, now is the dawn of genetically selective syphoanthra-HIV! The populace of Berlin watches as this sad spectacle unfolds, secure in the knowledge that their TRUE liberation is at hand.
Thanks to the resurgant might of the Anahuac Imperium. Five centuries of repressed indignation unleashed sends the planet running for clean underthings. IN OTIN IHUAN IN TONALTIN, EUROPACATL!

[MKSheppard]

Thanks to the resurgant might of the Anahuac Imperium. Five centuries of repressed indignation unleashed sends the planet running for clean underthings. IN OTIN IHUAN IN TONALTIN, EUROPACATL!

Now this is true TGODING, not the weak-ass "lets call on a omnipotent superbeaing to save our asses"

[Ted]

Brittain has no reason to revolt. Fool! There have been no reports of unrest, and so far the populace has shown complete loyalty. *puts down the small insurgence of Brittish fascists and continues destroying shep*

With the front group of Blackshirts defeated, an overly optimistic Alyrium returns to Germany.

From within a secret chamber under Alnwick Castle, a single order was heard. "Redcoats, ADVANCE!"

From the mines in the north, the mines in the south, and the mines in the west, millions of Redcoats advance.

Upon closer examination, they all appear similar.

Clones of TED.

[MKSheppard]

As the Sheppardjugend troops came down with a mysterious illness, the decision was made to withdraw from the city of Berlin and set up a quarantine zone around it.

Noone goes in or out....enforced by helicopter gunships

[Alyrium Denryle]

Azuth: Imposter am I? I will show you the true meaning of pain*casts eternal torment sending you to a realm of everlasting pain and suffering. Your body being raped by tentacle demons and proded with acid-coated pitchforks for all eternity*

Sheppard yawned and then pulled out a .50 Magnum Revolver and shot
Azuth square between the eyes, blowing his brains all over the room,
the thunderous blast of the Revolver deafening everyone on SD Net.

*I appear in front of you, the real you. And cast power word kill. you die, completely removed from this war. your troops cease hostilities and are put in prison camps until they are tried for crimes against humainity*

[Captain Cyran]

*Sighs, deciding that it was better off when he was allied with no one, he calls back his troops and flies off into space again, where he has business with terraforming the moon and takign control of all sattelites, all that such.*

[MKSheppard]

*I appear in front of you, the real you. And cast power word kill. you die, completely removed from this war. your troops cease hostilities and are put in prison camps until they are tried for crimes against humainity*

*Sheppard falls asleep from weakass TGODing.*

Get the fuck out of here, loser. It's obvious you don't know how to TGOD.

*Sheppard snaps his finger and makes Alryium disappear in a flash of light*

[MKSheppard]

*I appear in front of you, the real you. And cast power word kill. you die, completely removed from this war. your troops cease hostilities and are put in prison camps until they are tried for crimes against humainity*

*Sheppard falls asleep from weakass TGODing.*

Get the fuck out of here, loser. It's obvious you don't know how to TGOD.

*Sheppard snaps his finger and makes Alryium disappear in a flash of light*

[MKSheppard]

*I appear in front of you, the real you. And cast power word kill. you die, completely removed from this war. your troops cease hostilities and are put in prison camps until they are tried for crimes against humainity*

*Sheppard falls asleep from weakass TGODing.*

Get the fuck out of here, loser. It's obvious you don't know how to TGOD.

*Sheppard snaps his finger and makes Alryium disappear in a flash of light*

[MKSheppard]

*I appear in front of you, the real you. And cast power word kill. you die, completely removed from this war. your troops cease hostilities and are put in prison camps until they are tried for crimes against humainity*

TRANSCEND CLONE

[Captain Cyran]

GAH! All must fall before the almighty power of the triple post! The power!

[Sea Skimmer]

*The turrets on the VSD's turn and target Sheppards troops as over 300 TIE defender's fly out of the hanger.*[/i]

Suddenly, from a wormhole, come hundreds of ships, led by KMS Bismarck. They all train their turrets onto Captain Cyran's VSD.

"The Autaurrian Reich has come to the aid of our ideological brethren on
this planet. Stand down your weapons, or be destroyed."

(my STGOD empire........yes, I love fascist nazi regimes)

*Looks up at the new troops.*

Well fuck...didn't want to do this but...ensign, call in the reinforcements.

*3 large sphere's appear in the atmosphere as thousands of parasite warships fly into the atmosphere, their guns pointed at the enemy troops.*

Do you know what those are commander? Those are planetoids...and they are more than able to rip this fleet of yours to shreds..

A single man raises a rifle atop Mount Everest. "This is McLanahan, I've got the planetoids in sight. Ready to fire. Character shielding to 100%."
"Rodger McLanahan, you are ordered not to fire, giving you a 1E40 percent boost in character shielding."
"Right"

*McLanahan fires one shot, vaporizing the entire forces.*

[Alyrium Denryle]

HAHAHAHA! I shall never die.

[Frank Hipper]

Uey Tlatoani Hipper laughs as evidence of infection makes itself manifest in quadruple posts.

[Captain Cyran]

Suddenly, from a wormhole, come hundreds of ships, led by KMS Bismarck. They all train their turrets onto Captain Cyran's VSD.

"The Autaurrian Reich has come to the aid of our ideological brethren on
this planet. Stand down your weapons, or be destroyed."

(my STGOD empire........yes, I love fascist nazi regimes)

*Looks up at the new troops.*

Well fuck...didn't want to do this but...ensign, call in the reinforcements.

*3 large sphere's appear in the atmosphere as thousands of parasite warships fly into the atmosphere, their guns pointed at the enemy troops.*

Do you know what those are commander? Those are planetoids...and they are more than able to rip this fleet of yours to shreds..

A single man raises a rifle atop Mount Everest. "This is McLanahan, I've got the planetoids in sight. Ready to fire. Character shielding to 100%."
"Rodger McLanahan, you are ordered not to fire, giving you a 1E40 percent boost in character shielding."
"Right"

*McLanahan fires one shot, vaporizing the entire forces.*

*Laughs at the pathetic power of the character shield, little does the man realize that such powers as Conan reside on those ships, and they are untouched.*

[Alyrium Denryle]

"Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt -

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt.

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
Sollen in der Welt behalten
Ihren alten schönen Klang,
Uns zu edler Tat begeistern
Unser ganzes Leben lang.

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang.

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das deutsche Vaterland!
Darnach laßt uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand.

Blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland.

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Und im Unglück nun erst recht!
Nur im Unglück kann sich zeigen,
Ob die Liebe wahr und echt.
Und so soll es weiterklingen
Von Geschlechte zu Geschlecht:

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Und im Unglück nun erst recht!

At the sound of the song, the populace of Deutschland renew the fight to save der vaterland from a new insurgence of Nazi donkey rapers. Particle cannons fire with renewed vigor. Further cutting down your numbers, as huge explosions from thermite plasma missiles vaporise vast numbers of your troops.

[MKSheppard]

HAHAHAHA! I shall never die.

Ask a loser known as TRANSCEND about that...