Hogwarts vs Jedi Temple

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-08-19 06:37am

Lets assume that all the staff and students of Hogwarts (Chamber of Secrets era, because that's all I've read up to this point) went up against an equal portion of Jedi Masters, Knights and Padawans (AOTC era). So you have Hogwarts students vs Padawans of equal age, and Professors vs Knights and Masters. Harry, Ron and Hermione may attempt to go beyond their reach, unsurprisingly. Never mind the motives. What are the results?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-19 06:51am

normally? they buy each other drinks and ponder the inponderables. neither are that warlike.

if they start getting nasty, 15 professors saying avada kedavra, plus a bunch of the more advanced students, would slow down any jedi advance. course, yoda may dodge the greenness, grab all the wands, and throw them into the lake. then it's lightsabers vs unarmed wizards.

I'm thinking jedi.

hogwarts: Avada -
jedi: -handwave steals wands, turns on lightsabers-
hogwarts: -panics, is chopped to bits along with being squished by falling towers-

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-08-20 12:56am

One sided battle.... Jedi would rape all those little whiney Hogwarts bitches

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-08-20 01:15am

Compared to the Sith, the Jedi are of questionable coolness. However, compared to those Hogwarts pussies, they are the epitome of bad-ass coolness. Jedi in a cakewalk. Yoda alone could take them all out. While they conjure up flying broomsticks and other such nonsense, he'll be kicking ass and severing limbs.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-08-20 01:53am

I wonder what new orchestrations John Williams would make for these scenes....a mish-mash of his Harry Potter theme with his Force theme.....

summarily followed by

then

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-08-20 01:54am

Oh yes and John Williams=

Kolinar Romanov · Post by **Kolinar Romanov** » 2002-08-20 02:40am

I'll be DAMN glad to see the asses of those Hogwarts bastards whopped. I hate those arrogant magick practitioners.

Not oonly would I send in Yoda, I'd send In Obi, and most importantly, Mace Windu. Mace Windu can teach young Obi some skills in ass-whuppin'

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-08-20 03:14am

I think that it would go a little something like this....

Hogwarts teacher: Imp-! *trying the Imperius curse

Obi-Wan *lazily*: You are my bitch.

Hogwarts Teacher *transfixed*: I am your bitch.

Obi-Wan to Anakin: You see the effect of the Force on the weak minded?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-20 03:45am

lmao.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-08-20 05:16am

The Jedi slaughter them

Kolinar Romanov · Post by **Kolinar Romanov** » 2002-08-20 06:29am

After seeing the polls, I realised something: someone, and only one fool, voted Hogwarts.

*puts on Mr. T's voice*

I pity da foo' !

*activates lightsabre*

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2002-08-20 12:20pm

Just a few feaky mental images: (Spoil)

[Snape] There will be no foolish Saberwaving in this class! As such, I expect few of you will be able to appeciate the subtle science and exact art that is... Sith Alchemy.[Snape]

Picture of Voldemort's head on Qurrel's body... but it has horns and is painted red and black!

Yod acome sout all big and bad. Then Dumbledore pulls his Saber and they lock in a fight to the death, thus starting the new classic John Williams peice, "Duel of the Old Geezers".

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-20 01:50pm

HP magic appears to require considerable time to invoke. The Force is not so limited. And no one at Hogwarts has an answer for a lightsaber, for the Jedi speed and strength, or to the Jedi's ability to move objects around or even make themselves appear to disappear.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-08-20 02:35pm

The Jedi have the future Darth Vader and Yoda it's a bit of a mismatch really.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-08-20 02:35pm

What's the most destructive spell the wizards could manage?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-08-20 03:17pm

What's the most destructive spell the wizards could manage?

Create an army of Doug Henning clones!!!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-20 08:54pm

well, their banned curses make you feel agony, subservience, or instant death, so presumably that's their most powerful.

but their weakness is that they have to use wands for any spell - and any half trained jedi can take away a 12 inch twig.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-20 10:44pm

While I believe that the battle might be more complicated, involving Hogwarts enchanted items (invisibility cloaks, magic carpets/brooms, etc.) I don't see any way that Hogwarts can win. I do not yet see any weapons or equipment that the Jedi cannot answer, and I do see several Jedi talents that no one in Hogwarts can deal with.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-08-21 01:26am

Master of Ossus wrote:While I believe that the battle might be more complicated, involving Hogwarts enchanted items (invisibility cloaks, magic carpets/brooms, etc.) I don't see any way that Hogwarts can win. I do not yet see any weapons or equipment that the Jedi cannot answer, and I do see several Jedi talents that no one in Hogwarts can deal with.

We have cannon proof that an invisiblity cloak would not work against a Jedi;

Luke: With the blast sheild down, I can't see. How am I supposed to fight?

Obi-Wan: Your eyes can decieve you, so don't trust them.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-08-21 06:25am

and the jedi quite cheerfully leap dozens of meters into the air ala phantom menace to slice and dice brooms and or rider.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-08-21 10:02am

Too right they do! So that's invicibility cloaks, and broomsticks gone. What's left? Portkeys?

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-08-21 10:27am

Everybody's talking about the three Unforgivable Curses as being a viable option for the Hogwarts team. That, IMHO, is stupid. No self-respecting Teacher would use an Unforgivable Curse except in the direst of circumstances. We can safely assume that there will be no massed firing of Aveda Kedavras. The Jedi would be employing Force Lightning in concert before that happens.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-21 10:35am

Don't the Wizards have the abilites to zap one thing into another?

Otherwise its a quick who can yell what the quickest

Turning the Jedi into small fuzzy bunnies for example might be a viable attack method, that or attack thier light-sabers and poof them away

Also keep in mind they don't always need the wands or did I remeber that right when very scared or hurt sometimes they can save themselves through a kind of wild magic?

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-08-21 11:43am

Mr Bean wrote:Don't the Wizards have the abilites to zap one thing into another?

Otherwise its a quick who can yell what the quickest

Turning the Jedi into small fuzzy bunnies for example might be a viable attack method, that or attack thier light-sabers and poof them away

Also keep in mind they don't always need the wands or did I remeber that right when very scared or hurt sometimes they can save themselves through a kind of wild magic?

Yes, however we do know that spells from HP universe can be dodged, so that means a Jedi shouldn't have too much difficulty. Of course I could be thinking of a specific example of only one spell being dodged, but since when have I allowed facts to stand in my way?

Mind you, all the spells seem to have somekind of visuall effects, lights/colours, so would lightsabers be able to deflect them, ala Obi-Wan stopping force lightening?

And personally I would love to see anyone try and turn Yoda into a bunny!

Yoda: *Palm raised, diffusing transformaiton spell* Ridiculus, enough alread am I... Anger me now you have!

Hogwarts teacher: *Just became saber shish-kebab*

Yoda: Ridiculus, now you are

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-21 04:07pm

Crown wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:While I believe that the battle might be more complicated, involving Hogwarts enchanted items (invisibility cloaks, magic carpets/brooms, etc.) I don't see any way that Hogwarts can win. I do not yet see any weapons or equipment that the Jedi cannot answer, and I do see several Jedi talents that no one in Hogwarts can deal with.
We have cannon proof that an invisiblity cloak would not work against a Jedi;

Luke: With the blast sheild down, I can't see. How am I supposed to fight?

Obi-Wan: Your eyes can decieve you, so don't trust them.

I know that the Invisibility cloak would not work. I said that. I said that none of the Hogwarts stuff would work effectively agaisnt a Jedi, and many Jedi tricks would work very well against the Hogwarts staff.

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