What if Stardestroyer.net ruled the world?

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-02-28 10:45pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Necro99 wrote:Alright, this is fucking retarded.
*gridfires the system*
The Gridfire was however redirected back at Necro99 by the young John Conner with a shinny quarter.

May i ask how this change the fact that the system exploded?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-28 10:45pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:*Orbits Seventh Carrier Saga Partial beam system, rendering all missiles, rockets and turbine powered craft useless*

Hahaha, China shall conquer the Earth! STRYKER SWARM FORWARD! Bring The Great Leader Russia.
*Watches the thing orbiting earth from the bridge of his VSD.* Let China rule it's Earth...I own space, and I shall forever.

"Captain Cyran, where under...."

The puny VSD lasted a half second under the barrage from three dozen PLA Spance Navy Executors.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-28 10:47pm

Ted wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Gene specific, did We say that? I love my propaganda corps!
No, this goes far beyond genetics, if any of you care to look up the "How would you eliminate Fundies" thread, you might realise how untenable your situations truly are. SURRENDER OR DIE. Two options ONLY!!
Maybe you two should learn how to TGOD properly.

I reiterate.

READ THE ASVS CIVIL WAR!

A)Behavior specific disease.
B)No time.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-02-28 10:48pm

Frank Hipper wrote:A)Behavior specific disease.

Doesn't matter. I just DickStarred the entire city of berlin

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-28 10:51pm

Necro99 wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Necro99 wrote:Alright, this is fucking retarded.
*gridfires the system*
The Gridfire was however redirected back at Necro99 by the young John Conner with a shinny quarter.
May i ask how this change the fact that the system exploded?

The only thing that went boom was you are your poor TGOD skills.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-28 10:56pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:A)Behavior specific disease.
Doesn't matter. I just DickStarred the entire city of berlin

Mexico City is affected how?
You know, I have plans for distributing Uneeda brand addictive laxatives postwar, perhaps I can offer some to the invalided Sheppardjugend survivors.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-02-28 11:07pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Mexico City is affected how?
You know, I have plans for distributing Uneeda brand addictive laxatives postwar, perhaps I can offer some to the invalided Sheppardjugend survivors.

No body ever mentioned Mexico City.

And notice how this TGOD is pitting straights vs. gays? Almost like Good vs. Evil

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-28 11:11pm

Necro99 wrote:May i ask how this change the fact that the system exploded?

*The hockey stick of justice, wielded by Steve Yzerman himself, lances out into the gridfires target area, and in a shining burst of light blasts back to the attacker, vaporising Necro in the most horrible way imaginable*

Foolish mortal! Dare you consider the consequences of assaulting the Red Wings? I think you oversetimate your chances!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-28 11:14pm

Ted wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Mexico City is affected how?
You know, I have plans for distributing Uneeda brand addictive laxatives postwar, perhaps I can offer some to the invalided Sheppardjugend survivors.
No body ever mentioned Mexico City.

And notice how this TGOD is pitting straights vs. gays? Almost like Good vs. Evil

I claimed Mexico on page one of this thread.
Commie-Nazis and Rabid Canadian Nationalists vs Monarchist Queers is more like an Evil free for all. We all win.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-02-28 11:14pm

*waltzes in flying an antiquated Starfire, steals a random GSV after convincing its Mind that purple polka dots ARE the latest style, waltzes out again*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-28 11:23pm

Frank Hipper wrote:I claimed Mexico on page one of this thread.
Commie-Nazis and Rabid Canadian Nationalists vs Monarchist Queers is more like an Evil free for all. We all win.

Eh em, replace the word "Canadian" with "Gnomesian" please. It's my turf now, y'understand all!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-28 11:36pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:I claimed Mexico on page one of this thread.
Commie-Nazis and Rabid Canadian Nationalists vs Monarchist Queers is more like an Evil free for all. We all win.
Eh em, replace the word "Canadian" with "Gnomesian" please. It's my turf now, y'understand all!

My mistake, your Lawn Ornamentness.

Grand Admiral Ancaris · Post by **Grand Admiral Ancaris** » 2003-03-01 01:07am

After reading this ..... drug induced craziness, I do have to say that Alyrium, you really do suck at TGODing. You emit a Transcend-ish aura, which is a VERY bad thing.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-01 01:49am

MKSheppard wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote: No, this goes far beyond genetics, if any of you care to look up the "How would you eliminate Fundies" thread, you might realise how untenable your situations truly are. SURRENDER OR DIE. Two options ONLY!!
As the virus rages through Berlin...the order is given:

"Launch the DickStar."

"But sir! That'll contaminate the land for thousands of years with a concentrated well of stupidity!"

"I don't care. Launch the fucking thing!"

"Sir!"

*Blam*

*sound of body hitting ground*

*sound of launch key being turned*

[15 minutes later]

Berlin was wiped out in a blinding flash as millions of microjaques
poured out from the DickStar warhead, vaporizing all within 25
kilometres by the sheer stupidity pouring fourth, and permanently
reducing the IQs of everyone within 50 kilometers still alive by 100~ points.

You sick fuck. Relocating base of opperations to Dresden. It has been attacked once it can survive more bombings. The upgraded defense grid should protect it from any attacks. BERLIN WIL BE REBUILT! And luckily you missed the Luftwaffe. Captain Cyran Do I have your permission to use your airspace for a defense fleet? I assure you no harm will come to your ships. Defense grid operators placed in dickstar alert, and have been charged with destroying eny missile entering our airspace. Ground defenses stepped up, Luftwaffe placed on priority 1 alert.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-01 01:54am

Grand Admiral Ancaris wrote:After reading this ..... drug induced craziness, I do have to say that Alyrium, you really do suck at TGODing. You emit a Transcend-ish aura, which is a VERY bad thing.

Yes I know I suck at it. But the only way to learn is through experience

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-01 01:58am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Ted wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Mexico City is affected how?
You know, I have plans for distributing Uneeda brand addictive laxatives postwar, perhaps I can offer some to the invalided Sheppardjugend survivors.
No body ever mentioned Mexico City.

And notice how this TGOD is pitting straights vs. gays? Almost like Good vs. Evil
I claimed Mexico on page one of this thread.
Commie-Nazis and Rabid Canadian Nationalists vs Monarchist Queers is more like an Evil free for all. We all win.

I have thought of it more along the lines of....Rabid Canadian nationalists and Nazi-Fascists vs. A Monarchist queer and a Wannabe German nationalist queer(wannabe because I was born in germany, but am of german decent) with heavy left-wing leanings....still evil vs evil

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-01 02:06am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Grand Admiral Ancaris wrote:After reading this ..... drug induced craziness, I do have to say that Alyrium, you really do suck at TGODing. You emit a Transcend-ish aura, which is a VERY bad thing.
Yes I know I suck at it. But the only way to learn is through experience

Invoking stupid magic spells will not improve your abilities.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-01 02:14am

You will notice I will shift my focus from them. my mages died in the explosion fo the Dckstar warhead

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-03-01 08:14am

As the ruller of Antartica and the northern artic region, I am have decided to detonate my nuclear bomb under an ice shelf, with the explosion causing the ice shelf to drop generating huge waves the travel the globe. In the end all coastal areas are flooded and half of the population is dead.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-03-01 10:41am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Defense grid operators placed in dickstar alert, and have been charged with destroying eny missile entering our airspace. Ground defenses stepped up, Luftwaffe placed on priority 1 alert.

Ahhhh, you forget that the Sheppardjugend have many many types of
DickStar chemical/biological weapons, ranging from simple tank main
gun ammunition (densest material known to man), to artillery shells
loaded with vat-grown dickstar brain cells, to total contamination units
that spray Dickstar cells everywhere...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-03-01 11:24am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:*Orbits Seventh Carrier Saga Partial beam system, rendering all missiles, rockets and turbine powered craft useless*

Hahaha, China shall conquer the Earth! STRYKER SWARM FORWARD! Bring The Great Leader Russia.
*Watches the thing orbiting earth from the bridge of his VSD.* Let China rule it's Earth...I own space, and I shall forever.
"Captain Cyran, where under...."

The puny VSD lasted a half second under the barrage from three dozen PLA Spance Navy Executors.

*Sees the PLA Navy Executors before they can fire. Rushing to an escape pod Cyran leaves his ship just before it is destroyed. 5 Planetoids are almost immediately on the site and the PLA Executors are vaporized in moments as the escape pod is picked up by the Planetoid Hadoken, formerly known as Dahak.*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-01 11:53am

MKSheppard wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Defense grid operators placed in dickstar alert, and have been charged with destroying eny missile entering our airspace. Ground defenses stepped up, Luftwaffe placed on priority 1 alert.
Ahhhh, you forget that the Sheppardjugend have many many types of
DickStar chemical/biological weapons, ranging from simple tank main
gun ammunition (densest material known to man), to artillery shells
loaded with vat-grown dickstar brain cells, to total contamination units
that spray Dickstar cells everywhere...

My Hawking shields will neutralize any dickstar weapons you may throw at us.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-03-01 12:00pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote: My Hawking shields will neutralize any dickstar weapons you may throw at us.

You forget the power of the WALL OF IGNORANCE

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-03-01 12:02pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote: My Hawking shields will neutralize any dickstar weapons you may throw at us.

You forget the power of the WALL OF IGNORANCE

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-01 12:22pm

[Ronald Reagan] Mr. Sheppard, TEAR. DOWN. THAT. WALL.[/Ronald Reagan]