How would Federation personal did throw movie Pradtors

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Re: How would Federation personal did throw movie Pradtors

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Okay, I give up. Until now I managed to decipher what Jason was gibbering, but this last piece I declare to be a purely random string of words.
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JasonB wrote:Fact UFP behind rocks and other object Predator come though head set scans. SO us blase weapons UFP area piece rocks and other objects above foot full water is not coming plamas guns trying blast to bits.
Federation personnel hide behind rocks
Predators come through scanning.
UFP... plasma guns...

No, it's fucking insane. I cant work it out after the first sentence...
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Given how utterly garbled that is I can only come to the conclusion that this is deliberate trolling, protestations of autism not withstanding there is no way someone trying to type something intelligible could be that incoherent.
This waste of DNA is just trying to waste everyones time, I'd strongly advise merely ignoring it from here on.
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barnest2 wrote:
JasonB wrote:Fact UFP behind rocks and other object Predator come though head set scans. SO us blase weapons UFP area piece rocks and other objects above foot full water is not coming plamas guns trying blast to bits.
Federation personnel hide behind rocks
Predators come through scanning.
UFP... plasma guns...

No, it's fucking insane. I cant work it out after the first sentence...
I just can't stop laughing...and feeling bad at the same time for JasonB...
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Why are you feeling bad for a deliberate troll?
So I stare wistfully at the Lightning for a couple of minutes. Two missiles, sharply raked razor-thin wings, a huge, pregnant belly full of fuel, and the two screamingly powerful engines that once rammed it from a cold start to a thousand miles per hour in under a minute. Life would be so much easier if our adverseries could be dealt with by supersonic death on wings - but alas, Human resources aren't so easily defeated.

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Darth Nostril wrote:Why are you feeling bad for a deliberate troll?
I have no idea what the standard for autism is. For all I know, maybe he really can't help it.
:| Perhaps he has the same attitude.
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I don't know. There is having difficulties, and then there is completely unintelligible drivel.
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JasonB wrote:Fact UFP behind rocks and other object Predator come though head set scans. SO us blase weapons UFP area piece rocks and other objects above foot full water is not coming plamas guns trying blast to bits.

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The Romulan Republic wrote:
Darth Nostril wrote:Why are you feeling bad for a deliberate troll?
I have no idea what the standard for autism is. For all I know, maybe he really can't help it.
:| Perhaps he has the same attitude.
My wife's writing is almost as bad but she isn't autistic, just has dyslexia and some form of reading\writing disability. Yet she is intelligent.

I seriously doubt Jason is autistic. My guess is that the claim is an excuse to be an all out troll and yet garner sympathy from the board.
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JasonB wrote: Fact UFP behind rocks and other object Predator come though head set scans.
Sure, hiding behind rocks will hide them from most Predator scans but your idea is for them to sit entrenched in a position and hold it till they run out of resources.
If the Predators know where they are they dont NEED the fucking scans and they used dogs / spy drones to flush targets out before.
JasonB wrote: SO us blase weapons UFP area piece rocks and other objects above foot full water is not coming plamas guns trying blast to bits.
The UFP folks are going to carpet bomb an area into a clearing so the Predators cant approach from above... the colossal waste of ammunition that would take alone is stupid but the resulting devastation is going to be like a neon sign of where they are.
Sure, lets have the UFP try to fight a ranged fight against invisible targets.

Its not like the Special Forces dude tried the same thing and evidently got whacked even with all his elaborate traps. You expect a foot full of water and wild firing at any 'disruptions' will win the day. A big clearing would insanely stupid for the obvious fact it allows the Predator IR to see their emissions / head's bobbing about from a greater range. The reverse is not true because the Predators are INVISIBLE.


I presume thats what your TRYING to say.
That said, I have had enough of the consistent gibberish you continue to post and the increasingly difficulty in trying to figure out what the fuck you are on about.
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Enigma wrote:
JasonB wrote:Fact UFP behind rocks and other object Predator come though head set scans. SO us blase weapons UFP area piece rocks and other objects above foot full water is not coming plamas guns trying blast to bits.

Yabba flibbety-boo flibbety-boo gronkerty top top.
According to my wife, this post wins the p5 competition for best response to whatever the fuck it was JasonB said.

Can we keep Jas around, just for laughs?

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Korto wrote:According to my wife, this post wins the p5 competition for best response to whatever the fuck it was JasonB said.

Can we keep Jas around, just for laughs?

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