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*Sheps armed forces are decimated as his officers, and munitions, are destroyed with pinpoint precision by the orbital defense emplacements*
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"Stupid wannabes..." Johan Ragle sighed as he took his modified DLS MF-43 Starfire into Earth's gravity well, and started charging up the ion cannons and other weaponry aboard the starfighter. "This is getting insane."

He spent the next several minutes taking out the orbital defense platforms with guided concussion missiles, turbolaser and ion cannon shots, before diving into the atmosphere and heading toward Berlin to deal out some massive damage to sucky TGODers...
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*Launches defense fleet of Carracks*
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*cloaks*
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*Uses gravitic sensors...Fires. Sets up Star Wars type shielding system*
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Ahh the power of german enginuity and hard working efficiency
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However, as the ground defense controllers aren't expecting a Force-skilled bounty hunter, the shots go wild as Ragle anticipates their moves. He then flies under the shield envelope and heads toward the generator, missiles primed...
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Shinova wrote:I think it's time for what I like to call the "inevitable question" :mrgreen: So, if the members of this board ruled the world, what would happen? :P
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It is not a umbrella shield silly, but a full dome shield*you impact on the particle shields*
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Congratulations, you just incinerated several blocks of buildings in Berlin.
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Berlin has already been destroyed. Dresden is just fine. Not only that, but the shields extend some distance outside the city
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Hawking Shields are reconfigured to stop Dickstar warheads, as well as everything else shep could possibly toss my way*
Very well, we'll borrow the Great Leaders' Plan for Total Contamination units!
Hahahahahaha..... Take an Army corps of them.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Berlin has already been destroyed. Dresden is just fine. Not only that, but the shields extend some distance outside the city
But not below. Deep beneath the earth millions of loyal peasants of the peoples republic slaved away, digging out a massive chamber beneath Dresden. The rock was removed and used to create a massive wall to protect greater China.

Finally, when all was ready a 500 pound shaped charge was detonated at the center of the excavated doom. It shattered the support, collapsing and destroying Dresden within a twenty-mile wide sinkhole.
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And you managed to get past my gravitic sensors..how? I have prepered for this situation....*buildings in Dresden floating on Repulsorlifts. Tractor beams used to rebuild the city's foundations. in the process the shield bubble projects around the city* You forget...Dresden is invincible
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:And you managed to get past my gravitic sensors..how? I have prepered for this situation....*buildings in Dresden floating on Repulsorlifts. Tractor beams used to rebuild the city's foundations. in the process the shield bubble projects around the city* You forget...Dresden is invincible
We will see.

Out of the crater rose a vast array of heavy tractor beams. They seized the floating city in mid air. With full power applied they began to move it, towards the Swiss alps. Soon the PLA tractor array was busy smashing the city's shields into the mountain, rapidly draining them. 25,000 Stryker MGS and mortar carriers waited eagerly to finish off the city once the shield was down.
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Meanwhile, off the coast of northern China.....

A fleet of Ahuitzotl class boomers recieves the order "Commence operation Porcelain Glaze..."

As 240 MIRV equipped missiles streak towards their targets, ten "Manji" class decoy airships descend on the Three Gorges dam, sacrificing themselves merely by opening fire. :D
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*power increased to our own tractors. City moved away from alps. 120 thousand TIE defenders open fire on your tractor beam generators*
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*Several orbiting Carracks open fire on China*
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Frank Hipper wrote:Meanwhile, off the coast of northern China.....

A fleet of Ahuitzotl class boomers recieves the order "Commence operation Porcelain Glaze..."

As 240 MIRV equipped missiles streak towards their targets, ten "Manji" class decoy airships descend on the Three Gorges dam, sacrificing themselves merely by opening fire. :D
The warhead RV's were quickly swept from the sky by China's mighty partical beam systems in orbit. The airships proved harder targets. However when the vast size of the targets was noted, 152mm field artillery quickly downed the lumbering monstrosities.
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Orbital bombardment commencing..open fire*Turbolaser turrets turn toward your population centers and open fire, billions die in seconds as the entire country is turned to molten slag*
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Orbital bombardment commencing..open fire*Turbolaser turrets turn toward your population centers and open fire, billions die in seconds as the entire country is turned to molten slag*
Nothing can exist in orbit so long as my Seventh Carrier saga character shielded particle beams exist.

Anyway, the Peoples Republic can lose a billion people and all its cities while still crushing you via shear weight of Styrker born infantry.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Meanwhile, off the coast of northern China.....

A fleet of Ahuitzotl class boomers recieves the order "Commence operation Porcelain Glaze..."

As 240 MIRV equipped missiles streak towards their targets, ten "Manji" class decoy airships descend on the Three Gorges dam, sacrificing themselves merely by opening fire. :D
The warhead RV's were quickly swept from the sky by China's mighty partical beam systems in orbit. The airships proved harder targets. However when the vast size of the targets was noted, 152mm field artillery quickly downed the lumbering monstrosities.
Knowing full well in advance The Great Leader's arsenal of partical beam weapons would be used to effect against a mere "conventional" attack, a flood tide of irradiated sea water from the Ahitzotl's unshielded reactors poisons China's coast. Their crews, enjoying the benefits of shielded compartments, tape the horror for the edification of the Holy Uey Tlatoani.
As Chinese artlliery engages the decoy airships, and the devastation of the coast rapidly becomes apparent, the TRUE air assault begins with the mystifying appearance on Red radar of an armada of the skies that chills in it's magnitude.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Orbital bombardment commencing..open fire*Turbolaser turrets turn toward your population centers and open fire, billions die in seconds as the entire country is turned to molten slag*
Nothing can exist in orbit so long as my Seventh Carrier saga character shielded particle beams exist.

Anyway, the Peoples Republic can lose a billion people and all its cities while still crushing you via shear weight of Styrker born infantry.
Conan clones are aboard the Carracks however. And the TIE defenders are taking out your infantry.
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*Releases behavior specific nano-virus*
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Thank you Frank for the tech. :D It may be a nano-virus that rips cells to pieces, but the thought of a behavior specific one is a stroke of genius
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