Jar Jar on Enterprise D

[Kolinar Romanov]

Jar Jar appears aboard the Enterprise and all of a sudden, gets his tongue stuck to an EPS tap, killing himself instantly.

Trekkies and Warsies alike rejoice and hold a huge ass party, music by ewoks banging on stormtrooper helmets.

Not ta mention da other gungans, with deir big drums ! I mean, nobody liked Jar-jar, not even his own race, and Boss Nass was only, as Mr. T woulda say, pity'ing da fool.

The gungans will hail Jar jar's death as a holiday, since the foundation of Otoh Gunga.

[NecronLord]

Actually, I think Troi would like Jar-Jar. She's find him "endearingly naive".

You mean, Jar-jar has a mind?

[Lusankya]

The lack of cerebral activity could be a turn on for her - who knows? After all, this is the lady who went out with Riker and thought that he looked better withouth a beard.

[NecronLord]

humm.