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WTC mastermind captured.

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The operational supervisor and strategic planner for Alqueda, the mastermind of the WTC attack has been captured. US and Pakistan forces captured him this morning.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/s ... index.html

This is damned good news. This is the single biggest Alqueda member to be captured or killed. I hope he likes a cell mate by the name of Bubba. :twisted:
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Well, he called down the thunder...
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Keep him alive until the WTC replacement complex has been built then put him in a cage in the memorial gardens so the general public can pelt him with rocks.
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Have fun it Gitmo, you bastard. I hope your execution is televised.
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Enlightenment wrote:Keep him alive until the WTC replacement complex has been built then put him in a cage in the memorial gardens so the general public can pelt him with rocks.
Not a bad idea :)
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Enlightenment wrote: Keep him alive until the WTC replacement complex has been built then put him in a cage in the memorial gardens so the general public can pelt him with rocks.
To increase the irony, have them sell pork rinds right there to throw at him. Capitalism and Imperialism, all in one delicious package!
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Nah. I hope they put him away for life in a Federal prison with a bellmate named "Jamal X".

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Drop him off in Times Square and let the crowd do what they will with him.
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Whats with all these elaborate tortures? Just take him out back and shoot him full of holes.

Justice is served. :)
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Whats with all these elaborate tortures? Just take him out back and shoot him full of holes.

Justice is served. :)
No. He needs to pay for his crimes in full. He needs to experience the same amount of suffering experienced by his victims.
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So the question becomes, who gets to execute him once where done pumping him for information. I say Pakistan, because there appeals process only takes about a year
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They need to use the most hardcore forms of torture possible. Keep him alive as long as possible for maximum effect. Get him to spill the beans about everything he currently knows. And then show him his own heart, right in front of his face, just seconds before it stops beating.
Then he can go meet his god.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:So the question becomes, who gets to execute him once where done pumping him for information. I say Pakistan, because there appeals process only takes about a year
Why wait a year? Under US law, he can be declared an enemy combatant and summarily shot. There's no need for any messy trials and certainly no burden of proof.
Darth Balls wrote:They need to use the most hardcore forms of torture possible. Keep him alive as long as possible for maximum effect. Get him to spill the beans about everything he currently knows. And then show him his own heart, right in front of his face, just seconds before it stops beating.
Torture is overrated as an interrogation technique. It's prone to get the victim to spill his guts with whatever it is he thinks you want to hear, regardless of if its true or not.

Interrogate him, then torture him and his family to death for the hell of it.
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He needs to be made an example of, whatever we do with him. Unfortunately, we'll likely have to put up with years of bullshit before justice is delivered unto the fucker.
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Interrogate him, then torture him and his family to death for the hell of it.
His family too? Why? What kind of sick, demented monster are you? :evil:

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Enlightenment wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:So the question becomes, who gets to execute him once where done pumping him for information. I say Pakistan, because there appeals process only takes about a year
Why wait a year? Under US law, he can be declared an enemy combatant and summarily shot. There's no need for any messy trials and certainly no burden of proof.
Darth Balls wrote:They need to use the most hardcore forms of torture possible. Keep him alive as long as possible for maximum effect. Get him to spill the beans about everything he currently knows. And then show him his own heart, right in front of his face, just seconds before it stops beating.
Torture is overrated as an interrogation technique. It's prone to get the victim to spill his guts with whatever it is he thinks you want to hear, regardless of if its true or not.

Interrogate him, then torture him and his family to death for the hell of it.
Why exactly do two boys 7 and 9 years old deserve to die for their father's crimes?
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Steve wrote:His family too? Why? What kind of sick, demented monster are you? :evil:
If his kids (if any) are left alive they will grow up to become terrorists. Kill them now and there will be no heirs to take his place.

Killing his wives is simply a matter of deterrance.
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Alex Moon wrote:Why exactly do two boys 7 and 9 years old deserve to die for their father's crimes?
Having a parent executed by the Great Satan will harden their resolve and hatred of things non-Islamic. If they are left alive they will mature into future leaders of the Islamic terrorist movement.
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Enlightenment wrote:Having a parent executed by the Great Satan will harden their resolve and hatred of things non-Islamic. If they are left alive they will mature into future leaders of the Islamic terrorist movement.
Regardless of the morality of the issue, it would never happen in todays government.

Although I personally think that executing them would be wrong.
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Enlightenment wrote:
Steve wrote:His family too? Why? What kind of sick, demented monster are you? :evil:
If his kids (if any) are left alive they will grow up to become terrorists. Kill them now and there will be no heirs to take his place.
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nteresting that Stalin's children didn't grow up to become communist dictators. Indeed one has lived in the US for some time.

Why don't we just kill everyone who doesnt like the US, course, you already called for that as well.
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Enlightenment wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Why exactly do two boys 7 and 9 years old deserve to die for their father's crimes?
Having a parent executed by the Great Satan will harden their resolve and hatred of things non-Islamic. If they are left alive they will mature into future leaders of the Islamic terrorist movement.
And piss off the Islamic world to no end. They already think we're the Great Satan, killing Islamic children who have committed no crime is not going to alter that perception.
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Durran Korr wrote:And piss off the Islamic world to no end. They already think we're the Great Satan, killing Islamic children who have committed no crime is not going to alter that perception.
Who cares what the Islamic world thinks? They want us dead and if civilization is to keep these nutcases under control then it will need to saw off the Islamist world's future legs before they have the opprtunity to mature.
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Enlightenment wrote:Who cares what the Islamic world thinks? They want us dead and if civilization is to keep these nutcases under control then it will need to saw off the Islamist world's future legs before they have the opprtunity to mature.
Can you back up that "they" being Islams all want Americans dead?

Oh and lets not forget mass genocide! Wheeeeee!!! :roll:
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Enlightenment wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:And piss off the Islamic world to no end. They already think we're the Great Satan, killing Islamic children who have committed no crime is not going to alter that perception.
Who cares what the Islamic world thinks? They want us dead and if civilization is to keep these nutcases under control then it will need to saw off the Islamist world's future legs before they have the opprtunity to mature.
Agreed, sort of. But like it or not, the Islamic world isn't going anywhere and we'd best learn to co-exist with it. There's no shortage of little Islamic shitheads out there who have been indoctrinated to no end by their elders and are just waiting for justification to kill the infidels. Best not give it to them.
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Once they're done pumping him for information, they need to stick his ass in a 6'x6' cell with no windows for the rest of his life. Feed him slop once a day. Eventually his mind will break from the boredom while the world forgets the bastard ever existed. Best possible outcome.
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