WTC mastermind captured.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-01 10:21pm

Enlightenment wrote:Who cares what the Islamic world thinks? They want us dead and if civilization is to keep these nutcases under control then it will need to saw off the Islamist world's future legs before they have the opprtunity to mature.

I thought you said you'd avoid engaging in these arguments since your presence invariably causes flames galore. Are you going to hold to your word?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-01 10:22pm

Dalton wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Who cares what the Islamic world thinks? They want us dead and if civilization is to keep these nutcases under control then it will need to saw off the Islamist world's future legs before they have the opprtunity to mature.
I thought you said you'd avoid engaging in these arguments since your presence invariably causes flames galore. Are you going to hold to your word?

Aww fuck, here we fucking go again. Call him on this, Dalton

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-03-01 10:41pm

Enlightenment, stay out of this thread.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-03-01 11:45pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Who cares what the Islamic world thinks? They want us dead and if civilization is to keep these nutcases under control then it will need to saw off the Islamist world's future legs before they have the opprtunity to mature.
I thought you said you'd avoid engaging in these arguments since your presence invariably causes flames galore. Are you going to hold to your word?
Aww fuck, here we fucking go again. Call him on this, Dalton

I thought he just did.

Well anyway, hopefully we will now find out if Osama is still alive and kicking.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-03-02 03:07am

In a perfect world:

Mr. Blow up the Twin Towers gets set upon by a New York mob and his severed head is placed upon pinnacle of the new WTC spire as a signal to every other islamo fascist fuck head.

His body, on the other hand, is to be processed into pig slop.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-02 03:13am

Shadow WarChief wrote:In a perfect world:

Mr. Blow up the Twin Towers gets set upon by a New York mob and his severed head is placed upon pinnacle of the new WTC spire as a signal to every other islamo fascist fuck head.

His body, on the other hand, is to be processed into pig slop.

I won't stand for my pork to have fed on such shit.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-03-02 03:20am

Make him be the guy that picks up the soap in the showers. Extra soap drops will help prisoners gain more phone calls. While Mr. Mastermind two days later can easily his arms up his ass.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-03-02 03:24am

ArmorPierce wrote:Yipeeskipee
Enlightenment wrote:Keep him alive until the WTC replacement complex has been built then put him in a cage in the memorial gardens so the general public can pelt him with rocks.
Not a bad idea

Why not make him part of the foundation of the new WTC.

I'm sure they can find someone in the NY/NJ area that has experience
with doing that kind of concrete job.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-02 03:25am

Enlightenment wrote:Keep him alive until the WTC replacement complex has been built then put him in a cage in the memorial gardens so the general public can pelt him with rocks.

At least we agree upon that.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-03-02 03:33am

I think we should show this man of will what will really is.

One chocolate chip cookie to whoever catches the reference, and what that means we should do to this man.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-02 03:34am

Captain tycho wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:Keep him alive until the WTC replacement complex has been built then put him in a cage in the memorial gardens so the general public can pelt him with rocks.
At least we agree upon that.

Its New York, he'd be dead in a half second. Better to place him in the center of a stadium and have the stands filled with armed citizens. Rifles on the higher levels, handguns and shotguns lowers. For safety only perhaps and 80 degree arc would be used though, we don’t want some moron to aim too high and hit someone on the other side.

A several thousand-person firing squad would be an impressive sight.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-03-02 07:48am

Robert Treder wrote:I think we should show this man of will what will really is.

One chocolate chip cookie to whoever catches the reference, and what that means we should do to this man.

The Usual Suspects. And it means we should...uh...kill our own family, kill him, and then kill every single person who ever came into contact with him?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-02 02:38pm

A conversation with my mother this morning:

Mom: "You hear they caught what's-his-name over in Pakistan?"

Me: "Yep."

Mom: "He's not going to talk. All he cares about is going to Allah and getting his 7 virgins or whatever."

Me: "It's seventy. And I'm sure there's people who know how to make him give up information with him right now."

Mom: "How? These people are fanatics."

Me: "I hear that running a pair of jumper cables from a car battery to someone's testicles is a good way to get people to talk."

Mom: "I could have gone my whole life without knowing that."

Me: "Then I guess you don't want to hear about how they use a small caliber pistol to shoot someone's fingers off one joint at a time, huh?"

Mom: "Just shut up and eat your biscuit."

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-03-02 02:59pm

The ideal vengance:

Hello children, for today's make you will need

1 Goa'uld sarcophagus

3000 or more barrels of oil

Lots of matches

and a mass murdering bastard.

Now to find the ressurection machine...