SHROOMAGEDDON????

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Re: SHROOMAGEDDON????

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Do it steve! Do it! You know you want to
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Compromise. No user fiction for now, but the thread will be eternally saved from autoprune.
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never compromise. not even in the face of smarmageddon. that's always been the difference between us, dan.
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*Obliterates Shroomschach.*
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Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
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So the way to Ozymandias style socialist paradise is to blow up Shroomy? Why didn't anyone do this sooner?
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I miss shroomie already....
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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FaxModem1 wrote:So the way to Ozymandias style socialist paradise is to blow up Shroomy? Why didn't anyone do this sooner?
Why him of all people? I just don't get it...
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So is this going to get any activity anymore?
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Expect an update on Sunday
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Yeah, sorry I didn't move it. I got smacked by my work schedule. We went down two guards and the need to get new ones trained into the post meant I spent 13 days straight working.
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Shroom, I must apologize for taking the liberty of following your example in shouting BALLS! WHORES! at a Han Chinese chauvinists who plagarized Houston Chamberlain (by replacing "Aryan" with "Han") today on another board.

You truly are my hero.
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jesus balls

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Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
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balls said lt wong ad infinitum
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it's balls all the way down
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Ack! No, not that video again! I'll die laughing if I watch it...

Edit: I watched it again. *sigh* You know, it shouldn't be that funny, given it's some asshole messing up a group's Vent server, but the server owner's completely over-the-top insane reactions can't help but make you laugh a little.
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"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia

American Conservatism is about the exercise of personal responsibility without state interference in the lives of the citizenry..... unless, of course, it involves using the bludgeon of state power to suppress things Conservatives do not like.

DONALD J. TRUMP IS A SEDITIOUS TRAITOR AND MUST BE IMPEACHED
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Today, I partook again in the communion of the Church of Shroom. I was so filled with the holy spirit that I partook of the divine offerings of BALLS and WHORES at least five times.
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CREMATION ASH GUNPOWDER?

WHY YES I DO DEMAND THAT MY SAINTED BONES BE GROUND DOWN INTO TAMPING POWDER FOR PSYCANNON BOLTS TO FLAY THE FLESH FROM DEMONS
"The 4th Earl of Hereford led the fight on the bridge, but he and his men were caught in the arrow fire. Then one of de Harclay's pikemen, concealed beneath the bridge, thrust upwards between the planks and skewered the Earl of Hereford through the anus, twisting the head of the iron pike into his intestines. His dying screams turned the advance into a panic."'

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