On the one hand, it is hilarious that the only other people that entered the theater had no idea what they were going to see...
But, on the other, it is a midnight screening of a documentary...
Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange County
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Propaganda film, you mean.
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They can't be that much worse than our current batch of idiots and we'll have the most badass legislature in the world!FaxModem1 wrote:Now now, do we really want Bragulans in charge of the United States?Panzersharkcat wrote:I just try to pretend that politicians don't exist. It doesn't work very well and ends up giving way to more ridiculous ideas like replacing all of Congress with grizzly bears.
On-topic: If this bombs as much as it looks to be bombing, how much will this cost Palin, and how much cash does she have?
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....you don't realize what you're asking for in talking about a Congress made of Bragulans, do you? 
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"I'm just reading through your formspring here, and your responses to many questions seem to indicate that you are ready and willing to sacrifice realism/believability for the sake of (sometimes) marginal increases in gameplay quality. Why is this?"
"Because until I see gamers sincerely demanding that if they get winged in the gut with a bullet that they spend the next three hours bleeding out on the ground before permanently dying, they probably are too." - J.E. Sawyer
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Yeah, not exactly surprising that this guy couldn't find anybody who would go to a documentary (using the term loosely) about Sarah Palin at midnight. Especially with the Harry Potter crowd in full effect. Even if I were a Sarah Palin fan (which I most assuredly am not), I certainly wouldn't be inclined to do battle with the Harry potter fanatics just to go to completely different movie.
If this guy showed up at a 7 or 8pm showing on a weekend night, I imagine he might be writing a different story.
If this guy showed up at a 7 or 8pm showing on a weekend night, I imagine he might be writing a different story.
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With a Rifftrax treatment and a lot of hard liquor, I'd rock it.
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That would explain rather a lot actually, but I think the major parties all have rules against actually turning up drunk and incapable nowadays; didn't Alan Clark get himself in hot water over that once?JME2 wrote:Isn't that basically what the British House of Commons amounts to?Mr. Coffee wrote:Putting a bar in congress and instituting a three-drink minimum would make it a lot more interesting. Have a rule along the lines of "You must be at least this drunk in order to get up and talk" would be hilarious.
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Note to Hollywood: when making a documentary about a person, make sure the person has done something worth documenting first.
Near as I can tell, Sarah Palin is pretty much just famous for losing. They put her on the ticket to try and lure Hillary Clinton supporters away from voting for Obama. Thankfully, I think everyone saw through it.
And another thing. She casts herself as a small-town, homey American, but during the campaign the Republicans paid several thousand dollars for her fucking haircut! If she wants to be perceived as an average American, she can get her hair done at Great Clips like the rest of us.
Just another of the myriad reasons I never vote Republican: they're out of touch with reality, never mind middle-class America.
Near as I can tell, Sarah Palin is pretty much just famous for losing. They put her on the ticket to try and lure Hillary Clinton supporters away from voting for Obama. Thankfully, I think everyone saw through it.
And another thing. She casts herself as a small-town, homey American, but during the campaign the Republicans paid several thousand dollars for her fucking haircut! If she wants to be perceived as an average American, she can get her hair done at Great Clips like the rest of us.
Just another of the myriad reasons I never vote Republican: they're out of touch with reality, never mind middle-class America.
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You know you suck at life when the porn parody of your VP campaign made more money then your serious bullshit teabagger film did.
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ROFLMAO doesn't begin to cover that. That is just sad.Mr. Coffee wrote:You know you suck at life when the porn parody of your VP campaign made more money then your serious bullshit teabagger film did.
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The Vortex Empire: I think the real question is obviously how a supervolcano eruption wiping out vast swathes of the country would affect the 2016 election.
Borgholio: The GOP would blame Obama and use the subsequent nuclear winter to debunk global warming.
The Vortex Empire: I think the real question is obviously how a supervolcano eruption wiping out vast swathes of the country would affect the 2016 election.
Borgholio: The GOP would blame Obama and use the subsequent nuclear winter to debunk global warming.
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IIRC, the only time you're allowed to drink alcohol in Parliament is when you're the Chancellor giving the budget.Zaune wrote:That would explain rather a lot actually, but I think the major parties all have rules against actually turning up drunk and incapable nowadays; didn't Alan Clark get himself in hot water over that once?JME2 wrote:Isn't that basically what the British House of Commons amounts to?Mr. Coffee wrote:Putting a bar in congress and instituting a three-drink minimum would make it a lot more interesting. Have a rule along the lines of "You must be at least this drunk in order to get up and talk" would be hilarious.
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Re: Sarah Palin Movie Debuts to Empty Theater in Orange Coun
My very 1st thoughts upon hearing of this movie. MUCH higher production values for the "Nailin' Palin" flick too.Mr. Coffee wrote:You know you suck at life when the porn parody of your VP campaign made more money then your serious bullshit teabagger film did.
How much you wanna bet some (most) of her voters have that DVD stashed somewhere, or pirated on their HARDdrive.
