What the title said. The movie overall is probably one of the worst movies of all time to.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Birdemic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwSTDzaZ234
Honestly, at first I thought this was a spoof or a home video of some sort. But apparently not:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c777BPi ... re=related
Here's some more clips from it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cVtUnG ... re=related
Just wow.
Worst CGI ever
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Worst CGI ever
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The fuck? I seriously could not get past 30 seconds before I stopped watching. Who is responsible for this?
"I'm just reading through your formspring here, and your responses to many questions seem to indicate that you are ready and willing to sacrifice realism/believability for the sake of (sometimes) marginal increases in gameplay quality. Why is this?"
"Because until I see gamers sincerely demanding that if they get winged in the gut with a bullet that they spend the next three hours bleeding out on the ground before permanently dying, they probably are too." - J.E. Sawyer
"Because until I see gamers sincerely demanding that if they get winged in the gut with a bullet that they spend the next three hours bleeding out on the ground before permanently dying, they probably are too." - J.E. Sawyer
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There's an interview with him in the second link.Panzersharkcat wrote:The fuck? I seriously could not get past 30 seconds before I stopped watching. Who is responsible for this?
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And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
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Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
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Re: Worst CGI ever
As Mayor of The Altered States of Drugachusetts, I declare this film to be AWESOME!
Seriously, the chick getting offed by an eagle while taking a dump was pretty cool, if in concept only.
Seriously, the chick getting offed by an eagle while taking a dump was pretty cool, if in concept only.
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Re: Worst CGI ever
*foams at mouth* I can't even stand to watch the interview. That may or may not have to do with sleep deprivation, of course.Lord Zentei wrote:There's an interview with him in the second link.Panzersharkcat wrote:The fuck? I seriously could not get past 30 seconds before I stopped watching. Who is responsible for this?
"I'm just reading through your formspring here, and your responses to many questions seem to indicate that you are ready and willing to sacrifice realism/believability for the sake of (sometimes) marginal increases in gameplay quality. Why is this?"
"Because until I see gamers sincerely demanding that if they get winged in the gut with a bullet that they spend the next three hours bleeding out on the ground before permanently dying, they probably are too." - J.E. Sawyer
"Because until I see gamers sincerely demanding that if they get winged in the gut with a bullet that they spend the next three hours bleeding out on the ground before permanently dying, they probably are too." - J.E. Sawyer
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When you've successfully recovered, you need to look some more at these videos (if only in small portions). For example, the battle scene at the one-minute mark of the first link is a sight to remember.
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And the LORD said, Let there be Bosons! Yea and let there be Bosoms too!
I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
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...and I like strudel! -- Asuka
TAX THE CHURCHES! - Lord Zentei TTC Supreme Grand Prophet
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I'd rather be the great great grandson of a demon ninja than some jackass who grew potatos. -- Covenant
Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
...and I like strudel!
-- Asuka
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Re: Worst CGI ever
"They're breaking in through the windows! (...and I'm inexplicably in a bikini)"
As, judging by the lighting, both are staring in terror at the side of the room where the windows obviously aren't.
Edit:
Holy shit, it's genuine! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdemic:_Shock_and_Terror
This is easily the best unintentional homage to "Manos" The Hands of Fate I've ever seen. Apparently it even got the Rifftrax treatment, thus completing the cycle of awesuck.
Edit edit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVv_qNKkQQ
Slightly, ever so slightly more watchable with the help of the Rifftrax crew.
As, judging by the lighting, both are staring in terror at the side of the room where the windows obviously aren't.
Edit:
Holy shit, it's genuine! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdemic:_Shock_and_Terror
This is easily the best unintentional homage to "Manos" The Hands of Fate I've ever seen. Apparently it even got the Rifftrax treatment, thus completing the cycle of awesuck.
Edit edit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVv_qNKkQQ
Slightly, ever so slightly more watchable with the help of the Rifftrax crew.
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Re: Worst CGI ever
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That's quite the jump from wire coat hangers to assault rifles.
Man, what the kilotonage of exploding Eagle dives?
WE NEED CALCULATIONS!
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That's quite the jump from wire coat hangers to assault rifles.
Man, what the kilotonage of exploding Eagle dives?
WE NEED CALCULATIONS!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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Why didn't he just make them giant explosive hummingbirds? That would have been plausible. For the hovering. And he could have them suck the sweet, sweet brain nectar out of people's heads.
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Re: Worst CGI ever
Now that I've had some sleep, my reaction remains the same: the fuck? The only thing that made it bearable to watch was that girl in her underwear at about a minute in.
"I'm just reading through your formspring here, and your responses to many questions seem to indicate that you are ready and willing to sacrifice realism/believability for the sake of (sometimes) marginal increases in gameplay quality. Why is this?"
"Because until I see gamers sincerely demanding that if they get winged in the gut with a bullet that they spend the next three hours bleeding out on the ground before permanently dying, they probably are too." - J.E. Sawyer
"Because until I see gamers sincerely demanding that if they get winged in the gut with a bullet that they spend the next three hours bleeding out on the ground before permanently dying, they probably are too." - J.E. Sawyer
Re: Worst CGI ever
I want to see this movie. With friends. And plenty beer. It looks so bad it's awesome. 
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Even better? There will be a sequel.
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Re: Worst CGI ever
The blonde girl is hot though