Mang, some people just set themselves up to be knocked down. You can look at a bit of the knocking down here: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82877 but I felt the hilarity should be shared.
Autism is a medical label fluke used by the world governments and society to pacify demonic possession.
Autistic kids/people have very obvious traits and anyone will know an autistic child when seeing one.
You can literally feel it in their presence a heaviness and darkness while in their presence that cannot be ignored
The fact is this; a truly Autistic child/person has the same symptoms of demonic possession as in:
Lewd behavior as in exposing one's self and imitating sexual acts with no prior knowledge of these things
Violence, be it self inflicted or towards others
They will excrement on themselves and let loose their bladder at any time or place and also play with the waste, they seem to like having the bodily waste on their person
They spit
They have animalistic traits like sniffing, and licking
They will eat anything including old food and garbage if it has a smell that attracts them to it
They will scream without end at times, and in a loud howl-like inhuman screaming sound that can shatter anyones nerves overtime
They keep up constant noise vocally or with objects to bring confusion to where ever they are
They bite themselves and others
They strike or attempt to choke others
Pain really doesn’t affect them
They speak a strange language and they actually can communicate between each other
They are extremely strong when in a rage
As children they can over power an adult when having the fits of rage
They don't like the Name of Jesus and they will always be put under control by His name
They are selfish, mean spirited, and dominate people
They show no signs of guilt when doing wrong
Mental or Spiritual Weigh the Facts, autismordemonicpossession
That last bit is a link that didn't copy, but the site it links to is down anyway. I'd say you can't make this stuff up, but someone clearly did. Yes, let's just throw out of all modern medicine and the scientific method, they are demons! Shun them, don't treat them. And for the love of God, don't treat them like people.
"Any plan which requires the direct intervention of any deity to work can be assumed to be a very poor one."- Newbiespud
Now, now, they're not demons, they're merely possessed by them. All they need is for the love of Lord God Jesus to be brought into their hearts (by force if necessary), and they can become normal, God-fearing human beings like the rest of us.
どうして？お前が夜に自身お触れるから。 Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
The text that Ahriman238 quoted could be summed up as autistic people are evil. Nonsense does pretty much sum up the autistic people are evil perspective. However, is there a group of people that I regard as either evil or nonsensical? I raise this point because it is often easier to see stupidity in someone else than it is to see stupidity in others.
You know, I think they're pretty much describing babies and early toddlers.
Lewd behavior as in exposing one's self - Check and imitating sexual acts with no prior knowledge of these things - Well, not so far, thank God. That would really creep you out
Violence, be it self inflicted or towards others - Check. Although mostly towards others
They will excrement on themselves and let loose their bladder at any time or place and also play with the waste, they seem to like having the bodily waste on their person - Check
They spit - Actually, no. Well, except dummies.
They have animalistic traits like sniffing, and licking - Check
They will eat anything including old food and garbage if it has a smell that attracts them to it - Check
They will scream without end at times, and in a loud howl-like inhuman screaming sound that can shatter anyones nerves overtime - Checkity check check
They keep up constant noise vocally or with objects to bring confusion to where ever they are - Guess
They bite themselves and others - Almost always others
They strike or attempt to choke others - Check
Pain really doesn’t affect them - Only in the minds of idiot circumcision proponents
They speak a strange language - Check and they actually can communicate between each other - Or maybe I'm just paranoid?
They are extremely strong when in a rage - Check
As children they can over power an adult when having the fits of rage - You'd be surprised
They don't like the Name of Jesus and they will always be put under control by His name - Never tried. I'll give it a shot
They are selfish, mean spirited, and dominate people - Check
They show no signs of guilt when doing wrong - Check
So that's it! My kids are possessed by Satan!
Explains everything.
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Dum de dum de dum. Hey, what's this? A thread? Let's go see what's in there.
Autism is a medical label fluke used by the world governments and society to pacify demonic possession.
Yeah, that first line says it all, doesn't it.
Korto wrote:You know, I think they're pretty much describing babies and early toddlers.
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So that's it! My kids are possessed by Satan!
Explains everything.
Ah, but do you feel a "heaviness and darkness while in their presence that cannot be ignored "?
On another note, I've got to say that I love the smack-down in the comment section. Heh.
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Obvious vaccines don't contain attenuated strains of pathogens / proteins etc, but demons. Now thanks of pseudoscience from the anti vaccers and wisdom from Christians we know how demons possess humans. Can I have my Ignobel prize now?
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I'd really like to know how he gets "oppressive and heavy darkness" "hates the name of Jesus and will always be put under control by the name." and "doesn't feel pain." Because none of these have been my experience with autistics at all. Doubly so for "selfish, mean-spirited, and dominate people."
But wait! There's more! This guys website was apparently pulled down for hate speech violations, but some text of the main page is still around, a rebuttal to everyone who calls this guy an idiot, apparently.
''Vaccines don’t cause Autism that is a lie based on foolishness and directing blame on an easy target. If that was the case every child that received a vaccine would be Autistic. Vaccines are bad and deadly and can cause all kinds of problems but they don’t cause the issues Autistic children/people present.
Most people always attempt to show politically-correct pity for a person just because they have what is called Autism even though the Autistic person is a problem to those they come in contact with. Is it right to show pretentious concern because you are afraid to step on someone’s feet with the probable truth??? Do people honestly say they care because they feel real pity or because they want to seem right by society’s standards? Do they do this because they think that GOD will bless them for standing by an Autistic child/person that basically controls the life of anyone they are around to the point where the person seems to bow down to the Autism, and then bring that misery on others by way of collective guilt? Or do people accept this condition due to a personalized guilt that can literally destroy that person’s life and the lives of others around them because they choose to suffer; because in their mind they are some kind of martyr to stand by a true Autistic person?
First of all Jesus called it like He saw it and states that He HEALED the lame and the blind and those with physical ailments, and CASTED out devils/demons of those with insanity and violent fits when people asked Him to do so.
"The Bible doesn't state that Jesus told people to keep deranged people in a household. He didn't say for the sake of that person disrupt that household. He didn't say parents cause the rest of the family members misery and fear of potential injury or death of a family member or friend as time progresses due to an Autistic child/person lashing out in a murderous rage".
Lunatics were to be kept separated until the demonic spirit was put out of them because demonic spirits act out randomly and one never knows when they will attack. If the evil spirit was not put out of the person the possessed person would be put away. Lack of faith on both sides will cause a demonic spirit to remain. When the child is young the parents faith will can help them get rid of the evil spirit, and when the child is older both the parent and the child will have to work together to get the evil spirit gone.
The Government as usual set their own standards that have NOTHING to do with what is right in what the Lord states. When you accommodate evil you accommodate the devil and his demons and literally turn you back on God to do so. When Jesus saw the demon possessed man He didn't say how dare you restrain this man with chains and how dare you treat this man like he is less than you because you didn't accept his wicked, obscene, and violent ways, NO He didn't, the only thing Jesus did when He saw that demon/devil inflicted man was casts those devils/demons out, he didn't cuddle with the man, or try to make the man act right in His presence, or give the man a pat on the back or a hug for not spitting at Him, He just told the demons to leave.''
At this point, I'm wondering whether this guy has even met any autistics, or if he's even heard of the disorder in more than a passing manner.
"Any plan which requires the direct intervention of any deity to work can be assumed to be a very poor one."- Newbiespud
evilsoup wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that he has a seriously autistic sibling or w/e, and is jealous that he didn't get enough attention.
I even fear he himself actually has an autistic kid that he maltreats.
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Pain really doesn’t affect them
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As children they can over power an adult when having the fits of rage
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I open this thread, expecting to see something funny like another attempt to disprove evolution, and the first words out of my mouth are, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! WHAT DO THESE SO-CALLED PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR KOOL-AID?!"
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That whole line of bullshit regarding "autism = demonic possession" really pisses me off: I'm autistic.
Is the Anti-Idiot Invasion Force still active? I'd like to join them so I can shred this guy personally. He's worse than the "vaccines cause autism" conspiracy theorists.
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Dude, calm down. No need to go crusading, just shake your head and proceed to ignore.
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Hawkwings wrote:Dude, calm down. No need to go crusading, just shake your head and proceed to ignore.
Any discussion involving mental illness, especially autism, is automatically very personal for me. I start swearing any time people try that old "vaccines cause autism" myth, but at least those blowhards don't try to attribute it to something as ridiculous and mean-spirited as demonic possession. What the hell is this, the Dark Ages?
In short, what cesspool did this worthless excuse for a Homo sapiens crawl out of, and how do we stuff him back into it headfirst?
The Vortex Empire: I think the real question is obviously how a supervolcano eruption wiping out vast swathes of the country would affect the 2016 election. Borgholio: The GOP would blame Obama and use the subsequent nuclear winter to debunk global warming.
From what I heard, his website is down for hate-speech anyway, so I don't see how you could do anything about it apart from trying to cyber-stalk the poor sod.
Korto wrote:You know, I think they're pretty much describing babies and early toddlers.
Lewd behavior as in exposing one's self - Check and imitating sexual acts with no prior knowledge of these things - Well, not so far, thank God. That would really creep you out
Your kids regularly suckle at your wife breasts, don't they?:D
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Hawkwings wrote:Dude, calm down. No need to go crusading, just shake your head and proceed to ignore.
Any discussion involving mental illness, especially autism, is automatically very personal for me. I start swearing any time people try that old "vaccines cause autism" myth, but at least those blowhards don't try to attribute it to something as ridiculous and mean-spirited as demonic possession. What the hell is this, the Dark Ages?
In short, what cesspool did this worthless excuse for a Homo sapiens crawl out of, and how do we stuff him back into it headfirst?
It's no more unreasonable than fundie thinking in general. When you have a person who seriously believes that every last word of the Bible is literally true, you have a person who SHOULD believe that mental illness is demonic possession. In fact, it's a sign of intellectual inconsistency that many fundies will back away from this kind of reasoning.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
wautd wrote:And people are still surprised deadly exorcisms still occur in this day and age. With such mentality, it's only a small step to make.
Indeed, and it's a terrifying implication that these monsters have the biggest audience available...the internet. I love the net as much as the next person, but things like this are a wake up call to me that any technology can be abused. Say just 5 people in the world read what that evil piece of shit wrote and thought they had a damn fine point. That's 5 too many
Yeah, I've always taken the subtext of the Birther movement to be, "The rules don't count here! This is different! HE'S BLACK! BLACK, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?
- Raw Shark
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wautd wrote:And people are still surprised deadly exorcisms still occur in this day and age. With such mentality, it's only a small step to make.
Indeed, and it's a terrifying implication that these monsters have the biggest audience available...the internet. I love the net as much as the next person, but things like this are a wake up call to me that any technology can be abused. Say just 5 people in the world read what that evil piece of shit wrote and thought they had a damn fine point. That's 5 too many
EDIT: Thanks OP, you have provided me with a new favourite website. Some of this shit is hilarious, some more disturbing than the above little haiku of crazy.
Yeah, I've always taken the subtext of the Birther movement to be, "The rules don't count here! This is different! HE'S BLACK! BLACK, I SAY! ARE YOU ALL BLIND!?
- Raw Shark
Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent.
This is like the time a girl tried to convince me that the Headless Rider (I don't know how to write it, the one from the Sleepy Hollow myth, in Spanish is "el jinete sin cabeza") payed a visit to one her cousins to spook her, because she (the cousin) was really into witchcraft and had been reading a book about it....
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wautd wrote:And people are still surprised deadly exorcisms still occur in this day and age. With such mentality, it's only a small step to make.
Indeed, and it's a terrifying implication that these monsters have the biggest audience available...the internet. I love the net as much as the next person, but things like this are a wake up call to me that any technology can be abused. Say just 5 people in the world read what that evil piece of shit wrote and thought they had a damn fine point. That's 5 too many
EDIT: Thanks OP, you have provided me with a new favourite website. Some of this shit is hilarious, some more disturbing than the above little haiku of crazy.
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Lord Baal wrote:... my faith in mankind gets lower by the hour...
This is like the time a girl tried to convince me that the Headless Rider (I don't know how to write it, the one from the Sleepy Hollow myth, in Spanish is "el jinete sin cabeza") payed a visit to one her cousins to spook her, because she (the cousin) was really into witchcraft and had been reading a book about it....
In English, it's the Headless Horseman, so close enough. But I'm a bit confused as to these two things are similar?
General Mung Beans wrote:So apparently this is not a parody or a joke...
Hoping for Poe's Law? I am amused by your naivete.
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They are actually the same, she tried to talk me into that if you are into witchcraft the headless horseman will visit you, no problem if he have to take a flight of 8 hours because he's a myth from another country! (surprisingly enough, it appears he's not on the no-fly list, such a character! Mind you), and that you can scare him away by closing your eyes and chanting over and over again: "the blood of Christ covers me".
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