Carpet Rant!!
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Carpet Rant!!
In 2 of the last 3 days, Ive gotten a big stain on my carpet. Fucking A.
First stain, is some wild ass freak occurance. I was cleaning my closet when I noticed big red stains on the carpet that look like blood. It turns out my red Coca-cola polo shirt was falling apart as if it had been exposed to an acid. WTF? I changed my car battery in December. I must have done it then.
Today, the neighbors cat puked or crapped on the rug. It was brown and runny. Fucker.
First stain, is some wild ass freak occurance. I was cleaning my closet when I noticed big red stains on the carpet that look like blood. It turns out my red Coca-cola polo shirt was falling apart as if it had been exposed to an acid. WTF? I changed my car battery in December. I must have done it then.
Today, the neighbors cat puked or crapped on the rug. It was brown and runny. Fucker.
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First a rag to get the goo, then some bubbly water to clean it up, finally finished it up with some generic carpet cleaner. Resolve I think. It stinks, I will pick somethine else next time.neoolong wrote:That's good. What did you use on it?TrailerParkJawa wrote:Its a light tan color. I think it was called "almond" or some such thing. Anyway, its only 6 months old, so it cleans really well.
Now I understand more why some landlords do not allow pets.
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I was not home when it happened. My neighbors cat comes and goes as he please through a cat door on my patio. It was already there when I moved in.closet sci-fi fan wrote:I don't think our cat has ever shit/vomited on our carpet before. We usually kick him out of our house the second he starts to gag.
When I used to have my own cat , I just loved it when you woke up in the morning, its dark, and you put your barefoot into wet cat puke.
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Nail the damn door shut, for christ's sake, man!TrailerParkJawa wrote: I was not home when it happened. My neighbors cat comes and goes as he please through a cat door on my patio. It was already there when I moved in.
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I have in the past for long away missions. But I just ran across the street to the hardware store and I came back to puke. Such is my luck. I might rent my place out and move home, if I do Im gonna just remove the cat door altogether.MKSheppard wrote:Nail the damn door shut, for christ's sake, man!TrailerParkJawa wrote: I was not home when it happened. My neighbors cat comes and goes as he please through a cat door on my patio. It was already there when I moved in.
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