The Great Megatokyo Question

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-03-03 02:46am

For those of you who follow http://www.megatokyo.com, WHO is the dark girl?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-03 02:55am

Miho? My guess would be Largo's online archnemesis.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-03-03 03:20am

According to the Megatokyo forums, she's either a necromancer/undead/Queen of the Undead/vampire/goth/vampiric goth/razer/druggie/lesbian/bishounen/lonely rich girl/lonely poor girl/demonic entity/in love with Largo/absolute arch-enemies to Largo/trying to seduce Ping/trying to seduce Piro/cheated in online games via a damage mirror code/suffering from a rare blood disorder/suffering from a psychobiological syndrome/is trying to seduce Junpei/trying to mind control Ping to turn against Piro/Doesn't understand humans/uses black magic/manipulates others to her devious ends/manipulates others to their own benefit/manipulates others because she can't help it/manipulates others to bloster her own self esteem/had her parents abandon her/had her parents die/had her parents killed/has some issues/all of the above.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-03-03 03:31am

Apologies for the not-too-detailed summary above. Some also think she's an employee for Nindento/employee for Microsoft/queen of the Ninjas/plotting to rule the world/plotting to destroy the world/needs a hug/trying to steal Ping/going to marry Largo/trying to seduce Erika/trying to seduce Kimiko/is the disillusioned compliation of the twisted desires of otaku all over Japan/trying to kill herself in the most depressing way possible/sees herself as a dark angel/sees herself as a demon of sorts/has dark-purplish hair naturally and thus is a freak/dyes her hair dark-purplish and thus is a freak/wears a dark ribbon symbolizing death/wears a dark ribbon symbolizing mourning/wears a dark ribbon for fashion concerns/looks cute in a schoolgirl outfit/will die soon/has already died/secretly wants the approval of her peers/secretly wants for said peers to die/sees them as tasty food/the heir to a Japanese Corporate Family/was a boy in a previous life/exists on the border between the real world and fantasy/wishes she exists on the border of the real world and fantasy/notices the two in the Megatokyo universe aren't really all the different.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-03 03:37am

Got a lot of spare time dude? Wow.

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-03-03 03:39am

Let's just say around 10 tablespoons of black pepper on scrambled eggs and my digestive system combining together in the same space and time does not lead itself to a situation where a good night's rest is within a feasible probablity spread.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-03 03:43am

Cyborg Stan wrote:Let's just say around 10 tablespoons of black pepper on scrambled eggs and my digestive system combining together in the same space and time does not lead itself to a situation where a good night's rest is within a feasible probablity spread.

Ho-lee crap. Chug some Pepto-Bismol man, that's a bomb waiting to ignite

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-03-03 05:18am

Cyborg Stan wrote:Let's just say around 10 tablespoons of black pepper on scrambled eggs and my digestive system combining together in the same space and time does not lead itself to a situation where a good night's rest is within a feasible probablity spread.

Wimp

Do 10 tablespoons of black pepper and 10 tablespoons of salt on scrambled eggs then you have right right to complain.

Granted any and every time I eat tuna in vegatable oil while drinking coffee gives me horrible heartache.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-03 05:21am

ENOUGH WITH THE EGGS, YOU'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY!

You won't like me when I'm hungry...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-03 08:26am

*Sends AV a "Hungry Lump" Pot pie, that's larger then a standard Apple Pie.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-03 11:56am

I personally think she's just a goth, who also goes to raves, is a loner, and is very good at video games. That's the more or less simple way of looking at it I guess.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-03 11:57am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:*Sends AV a "Hungry Lump" Pot pie, that's larger then a standard Apple Pie.

Mmm, Bear food.

Maybe you can ship Dalton a Sharon Apple pie?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-03 07:18pm

Cyborg Stan wrote:bishounen

Bishounen???

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-03-03 07:19pm

phongn wrote:
Cyborg Stan wrote:bishounen
Bishounen???

IIRC, it means pretty boys.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-03 07:30pm

Alex Moon wrote:
phongn wrote:
Cyborg Stan wrote:bishounen
Bishounen???
IIRC, it means pretty boys.

Yes, I know.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-03-03 07:32pm

phongn wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
phongn wrote: Bishounen???
IIRC, it means pretty boys.
Yes, I know.

Ooops, my bad.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-03 07:33pm

phongn wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
phongn wrote: Bishounen???
IIRC, it means pretty boys.
Yes, I know.

Who's a bishounen then?

SQUAWK!

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-03-03 07:41pm

I think that particular one was when someone confused the Megawinter Nights character for the Megatokyo Prime Miho.

Come to think of it, this particular gaffe might not have been on the Megatokyo Forums itself, although I wouldn't be suprised if it did.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-03 08:45pm

Don't you guys all mean bishoujo, not bishounen?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-03 08:53pm

Shinova wrote:Don't you guys all mean bishoujo, not bishounen?

Miho's cute, but not bishoujo. Erika, OTOH...

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-03-03 09:01pm

In this case, bishonen. I already explained it seemed to be a confusion regarding the Megawinter Nights character and the MT universe Miho. Here are the revalent strips on the Miho-MWN Character, which I believed was a confirmed bishonen by Dom.

we have met the enemy
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=185

DPD : Endgames
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=229

DpD : Endgames 2
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=239

the taste of failure
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=259

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-03 10:34pm

Cyborg Stan wrote:the taste of failure
http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=259

I love this last one.