Stupid vegan thinks dogs shouldn't eat meat!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-03 09:14pm

Yes, it's true. I ran into a woman who's both a fundie AND a vegan. Not only does she spout a lot of bullshit about how we shouldn't eat meat because "in the kingdom of God, the lion will lay down with the lamb", but she berates my wife and I because we feed our dog meat!!

She seriously thinks dogs (natural predators with no molars, hence no ability to chew vegetables) should eat a vegan diet!! I sincerely hope she never gets a dog, since it will die or worse yet, suffer horribly of malnutrition under her care.

I can't believe this stupid bitch vegan fundie moron actually had the gall to tell me that I was a bad pet owner because I feed my dog meat

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-03 09:17pm

Has this chick ever heard the meaning of "carnivore"?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-03 09:18pm

I know you didn't post that with comedy in mind, D. Wong, but I'm laughing too hard right now.
Where in the hell did you run into this exlempar of all that's right with the world?

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-03-03 09:21pm

Just show her: Big lovely carrot in 1 hand and a Rare Steak in the other. Here little fundie here....

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-03 09:24pm

I bet she intends for dogs to be only fed dog food.

I don't know this, but dog food is mostly meat too, right? Or is it some weird supplement thing?

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-03-03 09:45pm

It just seems that more and more people are putting abstract (and more often than not, totally idiotic) ideology ahead of good ol' common sense. There must be some kind of big cosmic joke on us for them to somehow stay in the gene pool despite their own attempt to filter themselves out of it.

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-03-03 10:02pm

Tell her you only feed your dog with the critters you run over with your car...

Give me a break!

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-03-03 10:10pm

Next time you see her, let your dog loose on her!

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-03-03 10:10pm

Every time I eat a hamburger, it tastes all the better thanks to stories like this.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-03 10:14pm

A Christian fundamentalist vegan? I guess I was wrong to think that anti-meat Nazism was confined to hippies.

I've tried to feed my dog fruit and vegetables before, but she just spits it out right back at me. It's just not a part of their natural diet.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-03-03 10:24pm

Durran Korr wrote:A Christian fundamentalist vegan? I guess I was wrong to think that anti-meat Nazism was confined to hippies.

I've tried to feed my dog fruit and vegetables before, but she just spits it out right back at me. It's just not a part of their natural diet.

Really? My dog will eat anything but his own damn food. At first he was unsure about oranges, but he likes them now. And he loves to play with large grapes, at first he tosses it around like a ball first and then eats it. The only thing he fears is Korean Kimchi. One whiff and he runs away.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-03 10:30pm

My dog has the amazing ability to grab a sandwich in his mouth and somehow process it so that he swallow the meat and a good chunk of the bread, but can spit out perfectly intact pieces of lettuce. Not bad for a little guy with no thumbs

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-03 10:35pm

Trytostaydead wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:A Christian fundamentalist vegan? I guess I was wrong to think that anti-meat Nazism was confined to hippies.

I've tried to feed my dog fruit and vegetables before, but she just spits it out right back at me. It's just not a part of their natural diet.
Really? My dog will eat anything but his own damn food. At first he was unsure about oranges, but he likes them now. And he loves to play with large grapes, at first he tosses it around like a ball first and then eats it. The only thing he fears is Korean Kimchi. One whiff and he runs away.

Really, neither of my dogs can stand fruits and vegetables. They'll usually eat anything, too. Dogs are great for clean-up when you spill food on the floor.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-03 10:38pm

Our dog will eat anything that hits the floor while you're cooking. Onions, celery, she even went for horseradish, and LOVED it!

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-03 10:40pm

In the sage words of my brother's t-shirt:

"How many vegetables had to DIE to make your stupid salad!?"

lgot · Post by **lgot** » 2003-03-03 10:41pm

She probally thinks that giving the dog some industrial food will "save" him from eating meat...

Actually, You should get a walking stick, some old robes, a grey beard and ask why the hell god give a list of animals you could eat and animals you could not eat ? Does she think She know more about food than her own god ?
amazing, that same dog told the hebrews to celebrate the freedom of egypt eating a lamb...He Liked Carnivores

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-03-03 10:43pm

Darth Wong wrote:My dog has the amazing ability to grab a sandwich in his mouth and somehow process it so that he swallow the meat and a good chunk of the bread, but can spit out perfectly intact pieces of lettuce. Not bad for a little guy with no thumbs

Hah, that's nothing. When I was posted at Schofield Barracks, we'd go to the ASP (Ammunition Supply Point) to draw our ammo for our FTX's or range days, or whatever, they had a large female pig running around in there. (After European pigs were brought to the island, some ended up going wild; this was a wild one that got in when the fence was damaged, and was still inside when the fence was fixed, so the civilian ASP workers sort of adopted it as a mascot.) They'd throw MREs to it sometimes. The MREs were fully wrapped, and if you've ever eaten one, you'll know it's a pretty tough, heavy duty plastic they package that stuff in. There's the outer bag with the entree and side items individually packaged in separate bags. Hell, sometimes I had trouble opening those things, and I have opposable thumbs. This pig could open all of them and eat the entire contents, and spit out the packages each in one piece. I was pretty impressed.

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-03-03 10:49pm

And if your pet is a good hunter (like a cat), do you punish him for killing and eating that mice he just caught?

What about all those nasty predators in nature!?

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-03-03 10:53pm

With this one, you can throw their own bible right back at them:

1 Timothy 4:1-3 wrote:Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

Nice eh? People who forbid eating meat have "departed from the faith" and are teaching "doctrines of devils".

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-03 10:54pm

Geez, you should see the catches my cat makes. Disembowled mice, little rabbits...When I mean "Disembowled," I mean it was unnecessary. Intestines and stomachs laying on the back porch, baking in the sun. It's like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, rodent version.

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2003-03-03 10:57pm

It is possible to feed a smaller dog (thrity pounder) dog nothing but pumpkin paste, rice cakes, and dog food since I have to do that with my diabetic dog

I betcha he'd love to eat meat again.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-03-03 11:04pm

Except she's ignorant of biology. Dogs are omnivores with serious carnivore leanings. Form follows function. If she is a fundie, then she likely believes that God created everything specific reasons. Just point to the dog's canines and incisors (and to a lesser degree, molars) and ask her why God designed the dogs mouth to masticate flesh if they were meant to be vegetarians (this applies to humans as well).

Besides, I want to know what the fuck Bible she's reading, cause the one I've read includes many hundreds of references to eating meat and even specific rules for what meat is OK to eat and what isn't.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-03-03 11:10pm

Darth Wong wrote:My dog has the amazing ability to grab a sandwich in his mouth and somehow process it so that he swallow the meat and a good chunk of the bread, but can spit out perfectly intact pieces of lettuce. Not bad for a little guy with no thumbs

This reminds me of one of my old dogs who could remove all the remnants of gravy and meat from finished bowls of stew put down without so much as touch the vegetable matter inside or would take sandwichs that concealed medication pills, wolf down the sandwich, and then spit out the pill. Dogs are very talented at that sort of thing. Nimble mouthes.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-03-03 11:15pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Besides, I want to know what the fuck Bible she's reading, cause the one I've read includes many hundreds of references to eating meat and even specific rules for what meat is OK to eat and what isn't.

See my post above which proves that according to the Bible, anyone who forbids the eating of meat is teaching a doctrine of the devil.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-03 11:31pm

I wonder what she would do if you told her about all the bacteria and microorganism she kills every day. Maybe commit suicide to prevent herself from murdering anything else.