The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-04 02:09am

Here's the lyrics if any of you want em:

In the middle of the Earth, in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire
with his long wooden pipe and fuzzy wooly toes
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!

Now hobbits are peace-loving folks, you know
They don't like to hurry and they take it slow
They don't like to travel long away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone

But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below
to help some dwarves get back their gold
it was stolen by a dragon in the days of old

Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!

Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He reeled with Gollum! (???)
A magic ring he stole!

He was chased by wolves,
lost in the forest,
he escaped on a barrel from the elf-king's hall!

Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!

Now back in his home, in the land of the Shire
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire
has to sit on a treasure of silver and gold
And poppin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole

Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!

Tolkien must be rolling in his grave.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-04 02:12am

In laughter, no less.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-03-04 02:12am

Oh, BTW, that questionable line is probably "riddled"... since that's what he did with Gollum.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-04 02:30am

Crayz9000 wrote:In laughter, no less.

At least Tolkien probably doesn't roll as much in his grave as Lovecraft.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-04 02:32am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:In laughter, no less.
At least Tolkien probably doesn't roll as much in his grave as Lovecraft.

Hey man, I'm sure Lovecraft would have loved Summer Fun Ctulhu, and the upcoming Secret Agent and Superhero Ctulhus.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-04 09:58am

neoolong wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:In laughter, no less.
At least Tolkien probably doesn't roll as much in his grave as Lovecraft.
Hey man, I'm sure Lovecraft would have loved Summer Fun Ctulhu, and the upcoming Secret Agent and Superhero Ctulhus.

But this??

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-03-04 05:45pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote: But this??

Never speak of that movie again.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-03-04 06:03pm

You guys thing thats disturbing?

Imagine Jar Jar singing that song......with Palpatine!

*shudders violently*