Tolkien must be rolling in his grave.In the middle of the Earth, in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire
with his long wooden pipe and fuzzy wooly toes
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!
Now hobbits are peace-loving folks, you know
They don't like to hurry and they take it slow
They don't like to travel long away from home
They just like to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below
to help some dwarves get back their gold
it was stolen by a dragon in the days of old
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!
Well he fought with the goblins!
He battled a troll!
He reeled with Gollum! (???)
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by wolves,
lost in the forest,
he escaped on a barrel from the elf-king's hall!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!
Now back in his home, in the land of the Shire
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire
has to sit on a treasure of silver and gold
And poppin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
The bravest little hobbit of them all!
Bilbo! Bilbo!
Bilbo Baggins!
He's only three feet tall!
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
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Here's the lyrics if any of you want em:
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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In laughter, no less.
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Oh, BTW, that questionable line is probably "riddled"... since that's what he did with Gollum.
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But this??neoolong wrote:Hey man, I'm sure Lovecraft would have loved Summer Fun Ctulhu, and the upcoming Secret Agent and Superhero Ctulhus.Simon H.Johansen wrote:At least Tolkien probably doesn't roll as much in his grave as Lovecraft.Crayz9000 wrote:In laughter, no less.
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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Never speak of that movie again.Simon H.Johansen wrote: But this??
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You guys thing thats disturbing?
Imagine Jar Jar singing that song......with Palpatine!
*shudders violently*
Imagine Jar Jar singing that song......with Palpatine!
*shudders violently*
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