Curbstomps you would love to see happen

[Gurgeh]

As it says in the tin. What are some curbstomps that you would like to watch?
For me I would pay to see Grunts(Halo) vs Space Marines(40K)

[Stark]

If it says it in the tin, it is not immediately obvious and you fail.

How about 'you (this thread) vs maturity (growing up)'? One sided are the best, right?

Avatar vs Avatar! UC Gundam vs Word of Blake! Space 1999 vs Lensman!

[Purple]

The legions of hell from Dwarf Fortress vs some random dwarven fort.
Than again, I tend to see that one on a monthly basis. Will I newer learn?

[Simon_Jester]

Why would I want to watch ludicrously one-sided fights?

The only ones that even faintly amuse me are the ones that serve some philosophical or symbolic point- where the conflict is about how one side can beat the other with the power of an idea, not just by happening to have overwhelmingly superior hardware.

[Stark]

Because he's an impotent child. Why else?

That's not to say you can't get solid drama out of one-sided or doomed conflict. Sadly, vs debates are seldom about drama.

[Batman]

I guess I could understand wanting to see curbstomps that ought to have happened (NR against the YV comes to mind) but didn't because the writers deliberately made the vastly superior side retarded so they could actually have them losing.
Come to think of it, I can think of oodles of this kind of scenarios from superhero comics, but this is the wrong forum and quite likely not what the OP was thinking about anyway.

[JointStrikeFighter]

Legions of hell vs the us military


Oh wait.

[The Romulan Republic]

The Dragon Reborn vs Sauron's army on the Pellenor Fields.

The Doctor vs the Borg Collective.

[Dave]

Though the ability of a Halo-verse enemy to stomp nBSG-verse inhabitants has been called into question, I'd like to see Covenant steamroll Cylons (and perhaps vice-versa) simply so each can feel what being on the receiving end of a xenophobic war of extermination feels like.

I'd also like to see what the Yuuzhan Vong think of Cylon skinjobs. "Oh, yeah, it looks human and it bleeds red, but it claims it's a robot."

[lordofchange13]

The Xeelee Against...Anything but the Time Lords.
Aslo the Culture Against Halo(Humans, and Covenant)

[Batman]

The Dragon Reborn vs Sauron's army on the Pellenor Fields.

Heck if you want to go that way Sauron's army against the United States Armed Forces ca today, just to show once and for all, yeah, medieval armies, even including giant elephants and orcs that can ignore arrows and have flying annoyances in the form of the Nazgul will get eaten.

[The Romulan Republic]

Orcs can't ignore arrows. Not sure what you're talking about there.

Sauron himself would probably just corrupt the President though. Hell, he'd probably find it far easier than Sauroman or Denethor. But yeah, against the armies it'd be pretty one-sided. So, US curbstomps Sauron's army, Sauron himself curbstomps US via corruption.

[Ahriman238]

River Song vs. anyone willing to straight up shoot her? Actually River vs. some giant mecha or anything else that would leave her a red smear sounds pretty fun. Same with Jar-jar.

But for a vastly different reason than I would normally read/watch fiction, ie I just hate the characters.

[Gurgeh]

I would be interesting to see The Green lantern Corps go against the Ori.

[Batman]

Orcs can't ignore arrows. Not sure what you're talking about there.

I got my movie scenes confused, sorry.

Sauron himself would probably just corrupt the President though. Hell, he'd probably find it far easier than Sauroman or Denethor.

That depends entirely on who's POTUS at the time, and far from a given at that. Saruman and Denethor were convinced they were lost. POTUS will have near certainty he or she can win effortlessly.

But yeah, against the armies it'd be pretty one-sided. So, US curbstomps Sauron's army, Sauron himself curbstomps US via corruption.

The latter is dubious at best.

[Gurgeh]

I would be interesting to see The Green lantern Corps go against the Ori.

Edit: I mean to say, it would be interesting to see The Green Lantern Corps vs the Ori.

[Stark]

Maybe the masturbation is a visual thing. I mean, I guess you might be entertained by a screen full of explosions for 15 minutes; by this measure, even TSW is entertaining. By comparison, anything involving the Xeelee is amazingly boring and uninteresting.

I guess it's a funny side effect of wanky nerds that the vs they like the most (ie, the most one-sided ones between the stupidest matchips with the least drama or content) are the ones that would actually be really boring to watch. Amazing! A superbomb killed reality! THRILLING!

[Ahriman238]

Maybe the masturbation is a visual thing. I mean, I guess you might be entertained by a screen full of explosions for 15 minutes; by this measure, even TSW is entertaining. By comparison, anything involving the Xeelee is amazingly boring and uninteresting.

Couldn't you get that by watching Suckerpunch?

[Deathstalker]

The marble playing alien from the end of Men In Black vs the Colonial Marines from Aliens

"Game over man, game over!"

[mr friendly guy]

Why would I want to watch ludicrously one-sided fights?

The only ones that even faintly amuse me are the ones that serve some philosophical or symbolic point- where the conflict is about how one side can beat the other with the power of an idea, not just by happening to have overwhelmingly superior hardware.

You must have missed those Star Wars vs Star Trek stories, where the Empire trounces the Trek powers. Granted we know it was going to happen, but by that reasoning it follows that the story must be by its nature boring because its ludicrously one sided when it comes to fights.

[Stark]

Protip - the only interesting ones WEREN'T one-sided, and contained a substance called 'drama'. That's a bit difference than saying 'I want 90 minutes of Xeelee killing dudes with lameness'.

[Batman]

That's because you were actually interested in drama. Apparently, there's still people interested in duking it out.

[lordofchange13]

Maybe the masturbation is a visual thing. I mean, I guess you might be entertained by a screen full of explosions for 15 minutes; by this measure, even TSW is entertaining. By comparison, anything involving the Xeelee is amazingly boring and uninteresting.

I guess it's a funny side effect of wanky nerds that the vs they like the most (ie, the most one-sided ones between the stupidest matchips with the least drama or content) are the ones that would actually be really boring to watch. Amazing! A superbomb killed reality! THRILLING!

Never said they would actually be interesting to watch, i just answered the OP: the most one sided curb-stomp battle( I personally have no intrest in curb stomping unless I'm the stomper). Though the blowing up of a intire Galaxy might be visualy pleasing, assuming i wasn't in said galaxy.

[Stark]

Right, and contentless explosion masturbation has already been covered. If there's no drama, and it's not visually interesting... where's the entertainment? Some kind of amazingly lame 'backing the winning team in a stacked fight' nonsense, that's where.

[The Romulan Republic]

Orcs can't ignore arrows. Not sure what you're talking about there.

I got my movie scenes confused, sorry.

Sauron himself would probably just corrupt the President though. Hell, he'd probably find it far easier than Sauroman or Denethor.

That depends entirely on who's POTUS at the time, and far from a given at that. Saruman and Denethor were convinced they were lost. POTUS will have near certainty he or she can win effortlessly.

But yeah, against the armies it'd be pretty one-sided. So, US curbstomps Sauron's army, Sauron himself curbstomps US via corruption.

The latter is dubious at best.

Sauron is a master at corrupting people. And politicians tend to be power hungry people used to making moral compromises. Sauron can offer power. Maybe its not a sure thing, but Sauron is very dangerous in this way.