Stupid vegan thinks dogs shouldn't eat meat!

[TrailerParkJawa]

My aunts dog could peel a grape in her mouth. She would roll the grape around and around then spit it out from time to time. Soon enough all the outside skin would be gone and then she would eat it.
My friends dogs go fricking nuts for frozen grapes.

As for the lady, she is a moron.

[Lord Poe]

My dad used to spoon feed my dog Cod Liver Oil when she was sick. That damed dog LOVED it, and even licked the spoon clean!

Rosie's brother has a beagle that begs for junk food. He has her on a diet, and she absolutely loves these vegetarian fat free dog bones.

[Raptor 597]

Neelong, the wound cause a loss in bacteria?

[neoolong]

Neelong, the wound cause a loss in bacteria?

Well yeah, but numbers wise, it would be better. After all she doesn't have to eat anymore, so she doesn't have any organisms dying in her stomach acid. Or from cooking.

[Drewcifer]

freakin' beeezarre.

My sister was strict vegan for years, but she still fed her cats tuna and such. My sister now eats meat again though, sometimes like a tiger.

As far as dogs go, one of my old dogs (Brendel) ate everything: pickles, lettuce, grapes, tomatoes, etc. It was very weird. We tried to never feed her people food, but we had a lot of bbq's in those days and she was quite sneaky. She also learned about wonderous beer, and how to knock over someone's beer while they weren't looking, so she could lap it up. As terrible as it was, a drunk dog was pretty funny once. Let me tell you though, there's no worse sound in the world than a hungover sheppard/malamute, whimpering her lament: ArrROO-roo-roomphff. Poor thing, we really had to keep our eyes on her after that when people were over.

[Robert Treder]

What I want to know is, if dogs shouldn't eat meat, just what the hell should they eat? I mean, I only feed my dog special dry dog food, but that's loaded with meat protein and all that jazz.
Has this lady ever watched a dog eat grass? It's freaking hilarious, because they're no damn good at it. They kind of snap at it, and struggle, and eventually tear a few blades off. These animals should be eating meat.
Anyways, dog jaws are incapable of moving from side to side, not to mention they have no molars. This makes eating vegetables kind of tricky.

[Pu-239]

I bet she intends for dogs to be only fed dog food.


I don't know this, but dog food is mostly meat too, right? Or is it some weird supplement thing?

Some are made from corn with supplements.

[Peregrin Toker]

Yes, it's true. I ran into a woman who's both a fundie AND a vegan. Not only does she spout a lot of bullshit about how we shouldn't eat meat because "in the kingdom of God, the lion will lay down with the lamb", but she berates my wife and I because we feed our dog meat!!

She seriously thinks dogs (natural predators with no molars, hence no ability to chew vegetables) should eat a vegan diet!! I sincerely hope she never gets a dog, since it will die or worse yet, suffer horribly of malnutrition under her care.

I can't believe this stupid bitch vegan fundie moron actually had the gall to tell me that I was a bad pet owner because I feed my dog meat

It is people like her which are killing the vegetarian movement.

[SylasGaunt]

Geez, you should see the catches my cat makes. Disembowled mice, little rabbits...When I mean "Disembowled," I mean it was unnecessary. Intestines and stomachs laying on the back porch, baking in the sun. It's like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, rodent version.

Cats are such fun critters ain't they? We've had a grand total of two mice in my house.. one was caught on an adhesive trap when one of my cats tried to chase it down, the other... well I never saw the rest of the other, just found it's severed head in the middle of the living room floor one day (you'd think there'd be bloodstains on teh carpet to but nope, clean as a whistle).

[Knife]

Yes, it's true. I ran into a woman who's both a fundie AND a vegan. Not only does she spout a lot of bullshit about how we shouldn't eat meat because "in the kingdom of God, the lion will lay down with the lamb", but she berates my wife and I because we feed our dog meat!!

She seriously thinks dogs (natural predators with no molars, hence no ability to chew vegetables) should eat a vegan diet!! I sincerely hope she never gets a dog, since it will die or worse yet, suffer horribly of malnutrition under her care.

I can't believe this stupid bitch vegan fundie moron actually had the gall to tell me that I was a bad pet owner because I feed my dog meat

Some people and their children. I was watching Politicaly Incorrect a couple years ago and Muar had the Head PETA chick there. Anyway, she went on for like half the show on how she feeds her dogs a veggy diet. Poor dogs.

My dogs will eat just about anything, and I mean anything up to and including their own waste products. Its very disconcerting to be picking up dog poop and to find one of my kids dolls/actionfigures eyeballs staring at you from a lump of dog poop. At last count, there were only two things that my dogs won't eat.

1. Jalopenos or other assorted hot peppers
2. Pickels

Everything else either edible or not, is free game.

[His Divine Shadow]

Next time you see her, let your dog loose on her!

It's not exactly a big dog

[His Divine Shadow]

And if your pet is a good hunter (like a cat), do you punish him for killing and eating that mice he just caught?

Also, cats must eat meat, they require something thats in meat, if they only eat vegetables and shit like that they'd die.

[Drewcifer]

Also, cats must eat meat, they require something thats in meat, if they only eat vegetables and shit like that they'd die.

Taurine, IIRC.

[Rubberanvil]

Our dog will eat anything that hits the floor while you're cooking. Onions, celery, she even went for horseradish, and LOVED it!

My old dog (Dutch) who've die a couple of years ago skips the (hits the floor) part goes after almost everything within reach on table tops and counters, especially when chair is nearby.

[Stuart Mackey]

A Christian fundamentalist vegan? I guess I was wrong to think that anti-meat Nazism was confined to hippies.

I've tried to feed my dog fruit and vegetables before, but she just spits it out right back at me. It's just not a part of their natural diet.

Interesting. Dogs, while primarily a carnivore, we have found that eating vegtibles is good for them. When we got our dog the vet advised us to feed him some cooked veges as a supliment.
Mind you, our dog eats damn near everthing, but hes not fond of banana's or oranges and a couple of vegtable types

[Edi]

Also, cats must eat meat, they require something thats in meat, if they only eat vegetables and shit like that they'd die.

Taurine, IIRC.

Not just that. The cat digestive system is optimized for breaking down meat and the sort of proteins that make it up, and they are incapable of digesting vegetable matter (except some types of prepared rice). A cat needs exactly the sort of things that are in living animals, and they need all of that stuff (bones, skin, the whole lot) for a balanced diet unless you feed them commercial cat food, in which case better just stick to certain good quality brands or they will develop kidney stones and other more severe problems because many animal food companies use a shitload of vegetable matter in cat food. This is especially noticeable if you make the mistake of switching to a low grade cat food after having had a cat on a good quality food regimen, their shit starts to stink absolutely fucking horrible.

Edi

[Ghost Rider]

Yes, it's true. I ran into a woman who's both a fundie AND a vegan. Not only does she spout a lot of bullshit about how we shouldn't eat meat because "in the kingdom of God, the lion will lay down with the lamb", but she berates my wife and I because we feed our dog meat!!

She seriously thinks dogs (natural predators with no molars, hence no ability to chew vegetables) should eat a vegan diet!! I sincerely hope she never gets a dog, since it will die or worse yet, suffer horribly of malnutrition under her care.

I can't believe this stupid bitch vegan fundie moron actually had the gall to tell me that I was a bad pet owner because I feed my dog meat

Laughing too hard...

Whew..I understand the oddball thought and even the real thought of giving your dog veggies(never gave mine any, then again he would consume things on the level of a Hoover vacuum...small sucker he was.)

But to feed ONLY vegatables...poor dog might as well be slowly killed....because that's what is happening to it, if such a diet was to be implemented.

[Defiant]

What is that stupid bitch thinking? Maybe she wants to save your dog from going to Doggy Hell.

What a freakin moron. I'm going to go eat a steak now. Medium-rare.

[Admiral Valdemar]

In the Czech Republic they have very lax wild animal laws, there is a guy who was in the paper today who has a pet male Lion called Leon whom he walks around the town.

I say introduce the lion to her and see how well she can argue the lion down to eat tofu whilst it disembowels her.

[Montcalm]

I imagine these fuckheads going in the wild to prevent grizzli`s from eating meat "eat salad mr bear,i said sald not me".

[PeZook]

I say introduce the lion to her and see how well she can argue the lion down to eat tofu whilst it disembowels her.

I was about to suggest introducing her to a pack of wild wolves so that she could try and do the same, but I like this idea better

Concerning dog diet, my granparents have a giant mixed-breed behemoth that will eat anything you point it at and that doesn't move faster than it. It's usually fed a mix of rice and meat, complemented by dry dog food. I think this diet was suggested by the veterinarian.

Now that I think about it, maybe the lady could argue with a proffesional about her idea of dog diet?

[Gil Hamilton]

I was about to suggest introducing her to a pack of wild wolves so that she could try and do the same, but I like this idea better

Wild wolves won't attack people unless they are rabid. What you need an angry wolverine, who are some of the meanest fuckers in the animal kingdom.

[Ted C]

Yes, it's true. I ran into a woman who's both a fundie AND a vegan. Not only does she spout a lot of bullshit about how we shouldn't eat meat because "in the kingdom of God, the lion will lay down with the lamb", but she berates my wife and I because we feed our dog meat!!

She seriously thinks dogs (natural predators with no molars, hence no ability to chew vegetables) should eat a vegan diet!! I sincerely hope she never gets a dog, since it will die or worse yet, suffer horribly of malnutrition under her care.

I can't believe this stupid bitch vegan fundie moron actually had the gall to tell me that I was a bad pet owner because I feed my dog meat

Was she wearing leather shoes?

[Death from the Sea]

I bet she intends for dogs to be only fed dog food.


I don't know this, but dog food is mostly meat too, right? Or is it some weird supplement thing?

Some are made from corn with supplements.

Which is puzzling as hell because corn has been shown to be an irrantant to dogs like they are allergic and it gives them skin rashes. Losts of dog foods add weird things, for example the Purina dog food Beneful (sp) has rendered animal intestines(wording may not be exact)as an ingrediant, which is intestines that have not been emptied or cleaned, just ground up with food and shit in them and added to the mix. I found that out from a Purina sales rep at the local feed store when I was there buying some feed one time. Vegans and Vegetarians are just really odd to me.

[Ted C]

With this one, you can throw their own bible right back at them:

Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;

Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.

Nice eh? People who forbid eating meat have "departed from the faith" and are teaching "doctrines of devils".

I knew that such a passage existed, but I didn't know chapter and verse. Thanks for the ammo, DS.