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Which quote from a Warcraft III you think think is the funnies/like the most?

My two are "MOOOORTAAAAAR KOOOOMBAAT!" from the Dwarven Mortar team and the Sorc.(I think) "For the armegeddon spell press control-alt-delete."
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Hameru wrote:"Gimmeh somethin tuh duh"
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That reminds me! "Can yah put some points into mah drinkin' skills?"
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anarchistbunny wrote:"For the armegeddon spell press control-alt-delete."
Now that I like! :D
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*reads*

Maybe I should reconsider not buying WC3...
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IG-88E wrote:*reads*

Maybe I should reconsider not buying WC3...
Yes you should. Damn good game.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Which quote from a Warcraft III you think think is the funnies/like the most?

My two are "MOOOORTAAAAAR KOOOOMBAAT!" from the Dwarven Mortar team and the Sorc.(I think) "For the armegeddon spell press control-alt-delete."
When the guys and me have LAN parties over at my house, we all scream "MOOOOOORTAAAAAR KOOOOMBAAAAT!!!" when somebody builds a Mortar Team. Man I love this game
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When I saw the title, I thought you referred to Wing Commander III, not WarCraft III. (I've played neither)
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The Dryad's "human call" is pretty funny.
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"I'm not in season!"-Dryad

"Mortar Kombat"-Dwarven Mortar Team
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"-We must defeat the Dwarves!
-We ARE the Dwarves.
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-Mortar Team.

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fgalkin's sig wrote:WarCraft III Quote of the Week: "This...is...my...BOOMSTICK!"-Dwarven Rifleman.
Isn't that quote from Ash from Evil Dead III (Army of Darkness)?
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Lord Sander wrote:
Isn't that quote from Ash from Evil Dead III (Army of Darkness)?
It's a take off the United States Marine Corps "This is my Rifle" poem.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Lonestar wrote:
Lord Sander wrote:
Isn't that quote from Ash from Evil Dead III (Army of Darkness)?
It's a take off the United States Marine Corps "This is my Rifle" poem.
The Huntress's owl saying is based off that. Lord Sander is correct.

EDIT: In fact, there are a lot of quotes which are just taken from recent movies, one reason I don't like these as much as WCII or SC.
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