The "Animal Liberation Front" tried to blow up McD

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-04 05:58pm

Look at this!

http://www.chicoer.com/

Bastards!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-03-04 06:05pm

Damn, if they blew it up then all that meat, uh, cardboard would contaminate the area for ages. They'd be tasting MackieD's food for months in the air.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-03-04 06:06pm

Holy Shit man. On a related note Micheal Jackon has been cursed by a voodoo witch...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-04 06:13pm

They should hunt down these nutbars and have them arrested for terrorism.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-04 06:14pm

It's only about eight blocks from my house too!

Damn you, A.L.F.! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Feel free to blow up Jack in the Box, though.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-03-04 06:20pm

Captain Lennox wrote: Holy Shit man. On a related note Micheal Jackon has been cursed by a voodoo witch...

nonono, he paid several hundred thousand to have Spielberg and others cursed.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-04 06:25pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Damn, if they blew it up then all that meat, uh, cardboard would contaminate the area for ages. They'd be tasting MackieD's food for months in the air.

I'm pretty sure that blowing up a McD's would lead to the attack being classified as a CBW strike.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-04 06:31pm

Yes, I am considering putting on a cotume and patrolling the streets at night. Never mess with McDonald's!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-04 06:34pm

I was wondering something about such wacko groups: Why do they think they will help animals/the environment by blowing up buildings? Burning something like a house will only release chemicals into the air, and more trees will have to be cut down so the place can be rebuilt.

Of course, this probably never occured to them, because they're a bunch of irrational wackos.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-04 06:35pm

Evildoers!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-03-04 06:36pm

They also don't know that some animals' entire niche in the system is to feed the higher ups. EX: Voles...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-04 06:40pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:They also don't know that some animals' entire niche in the system is to feed the higher ups. EX: Voles...

You're absolutely right, voles ARE delicious!

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-03-04 06:44pm

Superman wrote:Look at this!

http://www.chicoer.com/

Bastards!

I think the punishment for being an ALFer should be forced labour on an all-meat diet. They are terrorists, after all, and we must be creative..... Hrmm. Or we could torture them by hitting them with sausages instead of rubber hoses.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-03-04 06:46pm

You'd think they'd try to blow up some place that uses actual meat in its products!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-04 10:10pm

Damn that sucks. As crappy as McDonalds can be, damn it sometimes you just got to have a burger.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-04 10:50pm

seriously, they might actually be doing us a favor by getting rid of crappy fastfood.

there should be a Decent Food Liberation Front.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-03-04 10:53pm

Notice: no real meat was used in the creation of this product.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-04 11:00pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I was wondering something about such wacko groups: Why do they think they will help animals/the environment by blowing up buildings? Burning something like a house will only release chemicals into the air, and more trees will have to be cut down so the place can be rebuilt.

Of course, this probably never occured to them, because they're a bunch of irrational wackos.

Didn't you notice the name, Smi? ANIMAL Liberation Front. They don't care about measly little things like plants.*chuckle*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-04 11:03pm

phongn wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Damn, if they blew it up then all that meat, uh, cardboard would contaminate the area for ages. They'd be tasting MackieD's food for months in the air.
I'm pretty sure that blowing up a McD's would lead to the attack being classified as a CBW strike.

Biochemical firepower for the fifth rate nation

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-04 11:04pm

Since fungi is not a plant, I wonder if they care about it.

FLB? Fungi Liberation Front?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-04 11:46pm

Superman wrote:Since fungi is not a plant, I wonder if they care about it.

FLB? Fungi Liberation Front?

You think they are smart enough to reconize a distinction?

Please...these are nearly the same type that say farming is friendly and humane(regardless that farmers shoot pesky rodents for a reason) but us killing cows is inhumane and evil...well becuase that's killing animals.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-04 11:53pm

IG-88E wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I was wondering something about such wacko groups: Why do they think they will help animals/the environment by blowing up buildings? Burning something like a house will only release chemicals into the air, and more trees will have to be cut down so the place can be rebuilt.

Of course, this probably never occured to them, because they're a bunch of irrational wackos.
Didn't you notice the name, Smi? ANIMAL Liberation Front. They don't care about measly little things like plants.*chuckle*

Please, won't someone think of the plants.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-03-05 12:00am

Another terrorist act by an extreemist animal rights group.

BTW, they are also monetarily supported by PETA....

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-03-05 12:07am

"Species equality" and "Animal Liberation Front," also written in red spray paint, were found on the adjacent wall and a low concrete retaining wall.

Here's an idea, why don't we lock those losers in a room with a grizzly bear. If they can explain to the bear why eating meat is soo bad, I'll become a vegan!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-05 12:29am

LOL! Or a salt water croc!

I bet the Chico Enterprise Record is really loving all of this extra attention you people are giving it!

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

The "Animal Liberation Front" tried to blow up McD

The "Animal Liberation Front" tried to blow up McD

Re: The "Animal Liberation Front" tried to blow up