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Building closes due to snakes

November 3, 2011 Kasey Van Dyke
By Kasey Van Dyke November 3, 2011.
Weber State University’s Receiving and Distribution Services Building has been partially closed temporarily due to several rattlesnakes being found in the building. Employees have been encouraged to take some time off until reptile experts have deemed the building safe to work in again.

Brad Colby, mail center lead and the first to find a snake, said because of a miscommunication, some employees are still working in the building today, though they are exercising caution.

“Property Control and Printing are still here,” he said. “I really thought we were staying home. It’s just insane.”

According to Norm Tarbox, vice president of Administrative Services, there are two main hypotheses being explored so far as to why snakes are in the building. First, a pregnant snake could have found her way into the building over the summer and laid eggs inside. A second option could be that a nest is nearby, and the young snakes are looking for a warmer place to den for the winter.

“There is just a lot of activity in that area right now,” he said. “But I have no idea.”

Despite the snakes being found on campus, Tarbox said students shouldn’t be worried, and there will be no disruption to regular classes or events.

“I do know we haven’t had problems like this in the past,” Tarbox said.

Tarbox also said this case is unique to campus.

“For us to have so many in such a confined space in such a short amount of time is very unusual,” he said.

A reptile expert checked the building Wednesday and set several traps. Tarbox said the expert felt confident the building was safe after his initial evaluation, but a second expert was brought in Thursday. Colby said in addition to sweeping the building for snakes, the expert sealed any cracks or holes found in walls and doors. Colby also said one of the likely answers as to how the snakes are getting in is doors being left open.

“My problem was it wasn’t too cold the day I saw the snake,” Colby said. “Other than carelessness, I don’t understand why they would be coming in here.”

John Kowalewski, WSU Media Relations director, said if any snakes are found, they will be relocated to a safe area away from campus. Tarbox confirmed this and said the snakes will not be killed if possible.

“To the degree possible, we will relocate the snakes to a safe locale, but alive,” he said.

For employees taking time off until the building is cleared, it will be considered paid leave, said both Tarbox and Kowalewski.

“It’s like a snow day,” Tarbox said.

Kowalewski said, because the situation is out of the employees’ control, the university will definitely give them paid time off.

“Recognizing that it is a safety issue, we don’t want to put anyone in an uncomfortable situation,” he said.

It is still unknown how long the building will be partially closed. Kowalewski said some of the decision to reopen the building will be made after the reptile experts have made their final report about the building and surrounding trails.

“We’re looking to use that expertise to help us assess the situation,” he said.

Can someone get ahold Samuel L Jackson? Looks like we have a problem only he can handle here at Weber State University.
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"I have had it, with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking campus!"

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More seriously, I wonder what made these snakes go in.
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Where is this building? That utility complex above Lind Lecture Hall and the Science building? I'm not sure where the shipping/receiving is on the main campus. Anyway, I'd bet since it's been so warm the last month and then a very rapid change to very cold, got them down off the mountain and into a warm university building.
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quick call SDN's minister of SIN!, and bring lots of feeder mice.
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Knife wrote:Where is this building? That utility complex above Lind Lecture Hall and the Science building? I'm not sure where the shipping/receiving is on the main campus. Anyway, I'd bet since it's been so warm the last month and then a very rapid change to very cold, got them down off the mountain and into a warm university building.
Then turn up the AC until the building is not warm, then capture the now lethargic serpents. Problem solved.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:quick call SDN's minister of SIN!, and bring lots of feeder mice.
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According to Norm Tarbox, vice president of Administrative Services, there are two main hypotheses being explored so far as to why snakes are in the building. First, a pregnant snake could have found her way into the building over the summer and laid eggs inside. A second option could be that a nest is nearby, and the young snakes are looking for a warmer place to den for the winter.
Does Weber State not have a herpetologist? Why yes. Yes they do. Why then did the VP of administrative services not contact Dr. Marshall before spouting off this BS about rattlesnakes laying eggs? They are live-bearers, and unless these snakes are babies who only have a few little buds on their rattle, we are talking about residents.

It is that time of year folks. The snakes are bedding down for winter, and more than likely there are a number of snakes that no one ever sees on campus trying to find a nice cozy places to take a nap for a few months. Rattlesnakes do not have a huge home range, and if they are relocated less than a mile away, they will just come back home. If more than a mile, they are likely to die, in much the same way that a person would probably die if left in a strange place miles from where they knew where to find food, water, and shelter without so much as a by-your-leave.

The best thing that can be done for these snakes is to contact the fish and game department, which monitors den sites. Put them in the nearest den it is possible to find. They just might live.
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Well it might have something to do with the construction of the water tank above campus. The snakes were stirred up by the mess going on and moved off the hillside. As far as the reporter goes I do feel the writer should have talked to Dr. Marshell.

You can't expect the head of FM to know anything about rattlesnakes so check with someone who does before finishing the article.
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You can always barbecue them.


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I hope you have lots of luggage to pile up. Plus can't snakes be repelled with sonic devices? Otherwise it seems like a inspection nightmare.
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This reminds me of a not-that-shitty animal movie called Rattled, which I saw a long time ago. It actually didn't involve giant shitty CG snakes, but lots of live snakes, and had a herpatologist as a protagonist and the resolution involves the peaceful relocation of these snakes (who were disturbed when some construction project fucked up their den and forced them out to look for some new place to stay in for the winter). These sensible things made it watchable, and ruled out any suspicion that it was a Sci-Fi production.
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