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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Well, I suppose the plus side of this is that if it fucks up badly it'll prompt the government to seriously go after Microsoft.
And it probably will. :lol:

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The U.S government: The only organization that could put a dent into Microsoft.
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"Sir, Microsoft has released another critical update."
[long pause]
"Alert the crew to stop whatever they're doing while we install the update. And may God have mercy on our souls."
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Gandalf wrote:Couldn't we dig up Windows 95 and give it to the Iraqi's?
Well, there are those persistent rumors of a virus being thrown into KARI system.
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"Enemy ship on an intercept course!"

"Turn to engage!"

"But Sir, we are in the middle of the critical update installation."

"Well, we can't stop the update or it will take another 45 minutes! Send our surrender..."
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Well, there are those persistent rumors of a virus being thrown into KARI system.
What's that?

The dumbest rumor I ever heard about 1991 was the virus being sent via printer!!! :?
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I actually got wind of this almost a year ago, IIRC... this is rather old news.
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Vympel wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Well, there are those persistent rumors of a virus being thrown into KARI system.
What's that?

The dumbest rumor I ever heard about 1991 was the virus being sent via printer!!! :?
Official name of the Iraqi Integrated Air Defense System, derived from Irak as it is spelled in France, backwards. Took years to build, rendered inoperative in twenty minutes.

The printer part based based off the virus being on the printer rom chips or somthing like that. Its all very likely a load of crap. Stealth, 2000 pound bombs and Tomahawks are what killed KARI in the opening minutes.
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