Jeremy Clarkson is a Fascist Cunt

[Dr Roberts]

I just find it funny that there's a show in the UK devoted to cars, when there's no car industry there. It's like having a car show from Detroit or something.

Old joke (from back when they tried to build cars in Britain): You know why they don't make computers in Britain?

Because they can't figure a way to build a keyboard that leaks oil.

You fucking arsehole we have thousands of brilliant British cars like the, err and the uh...

[Elfdart]

My older brother had a TR6 when he was in high school. Foreign sports car and a convertible to boot -guaranteed pussy magnet, right?


To be fair, he did finally score when a girl in his class felt sorry for him being stranded on the side of the road and picked him up.

[Teebs]

I just find it funny that there's a show in the UK devoted to cars, when there's no car industry there. It's like having a car show from Detroit or something.

Old joke (from back when they tried to build cars in Britain): You know why they don't make computers in Britain?

Because they can't figure a way to build a keyboard that leaks oil.

Jaguar, mini and land rover are all popular brands of good quality car made by British companies. Admittedly the companies have been bought up by foreign ones, but they are still made, designed etc in the UK.