Must.....Not....LaughDalton wrote:Accidentally farted in a girl's face in elementary school as I got up to go to the bathroom. Came back to find everyone looking at me
Ok, I have to share this story (warning: it's a fart story)
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And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
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I can't resist letting then out in elevators, cinemas and places like that, I've mastered doing it silently so it's fun for all.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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I guess I have not fully grown up. Farts are still good for a chuckle, even if its a lesser chuck nowadays.
I remember going to lunch at Burger King with my warehouse buddies. We would fart on the plastic seats in the booth and they amplified it pretty well.
I remember going to lunch at Burger King with my warehouse buddies. We would fart on the plastic seats in the booth and they amplified it pretty well.
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